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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet's Jon impression is shockingly good. So is his Jimmy one. Like he legit does sound like Jimmy to a degree where you could almost mistake it for him.
 
Bro you keep saying this but I literally noticed zero difference between before and after Tay chimped out. She's a non entity almost to me.
At least in my opinion, Xavier has been neutered ever since she had her meltdown. There were clearly plot lines that got dropped because of her and I’m almost certain the TJ werewolf transformation was meant for her. It also doesn’t help that the day she left was one of the best days of the show.
 
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this dude really is going to end up in prison sometime in the future
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i take back what i said, he actually does enjoy hitting women.

Creature is boring and has been laying in bed all day. Fuck you Creature, you butter-faced whore, you are DULL.

as a ethot her natural state is to lay in bed doing nothing.

Jon met and curled Creature around the 15th of May this year.
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pretty alpha of jon, ngl. also creature is butt ugly, ngl about that either.
 
Jimmy is in B2 helping Trish clean it. TTS says something about Jimmy jerking off in the crawl space. Jimmy claims he hasn't masturbated once since he got to the tank, and said he hasn't jerked off in the crawl space either. Jimmy could have just left it at that, but no. In true Jimmy fashion, he tells Trish that he will eventually have to jerk off since if he doesn't, things will "build up" in his body and he will get a pain in his prostate area. Trish awkwardly giggles but any non-autist would recognize that she doesn't like this conversation. I didn't catch the last part, I think he said something about not being able to do it due to the cameras and stuff? Whatever he said, Trish changes the subject and deems the room clean enough.

It is no wonder women find Jimmy so off putting. I must admit it's funny though.
I found the thing about Jimmy having to jack off, just as funny as I remember
 
Random question but does anyone remember what Jimmy said about jacking off in season 2? It was very early on, maybe the first few days

It was something along the lines of eventually having to jack off, otherwise something something

I remember it being very out of left field and very funny
Didn’t he say he hadn’t jacked off, but he will have to eventually. It was in front a girl I can’t remember which one
 
Jimmy may be making content on and off the clock, but he will always be a tremendous faggot. Anytime he gets into arguments with people he tries to throw some dirty laundry at them as if that makes him right. As much as I'll miss him having tard rages over spiked eggnod, I'll be happy if he's not in season 3 so he isn't getting into arguments then acting smug with "oh..?.. well a little tweety bird done did tell me that you mayhaps have some.. girlfriend issues... that start with an A.... does that name ring any bells?...." It reminds me when Jon got into an argument with Damnial and instead of responding just said "I read on the internet that you're the plant."
 
Jimmy may be making content on and off the clock, but he will always be a tremendous faggot. Anytime he gets into arguments with people he tries to throw some dirty laundry at them as if that makes him right. As much as I'll miss him having tard rages over spiked eggnod, I'll be happy if he's not in season 3 so he isn't getting into arguments then acting smug with "oh..?.. well a little tweety bird done did tell me that you mayhaps have some.. girlfriend issues... that start with an A.... does that name ring any bells?...." It reminds me when Jon got into an argument with Damnial and instead of responding just said "I read on the internet that you're the plant."
Jimmy and Jon both fall into that category of being incapable of controlling themselves. I don't view it as faggotry but genuine spergery.
 
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