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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
If they ever do another Bloodgames or summer camping season, they need to mark the ground to show where players are visible on camera and where they're not. Xavier just did a whole bit near the BBQ pit in Schitty and he was off camera for about 95% of it. Also, the night Jimmy bought off the raccoon with cheese, the same thing happened: the raccoon was off camera for most of the scene. This wasn't a problem in the house-based seasons.
 
The fish were assigned a quest to steal scarabs from a safe. The questgiver was Jet in his new TrollSec Anon persona. The lore was something like this: with the scarabs he can use his hacking powers to hurt the Duke/sharks in some way and remove their control over Schitty/ban on weapons (may be wrong, I was nodding off at this point). When time to attack rolls around, they open with a Scroll of Freeze time. It's pretty effective, allowing them to pick off a few sharks. Jimmy and Letty still have to kill a few while Vance and Creature go to the tower to try and hack the safe. They find a scroll which has a cipher (key included). Apparently it is pretty basic but none of the Fish have any clue. /tv/ solves it quickly but it's awhile before TTS hands over the code. Jimmy comes up to the tower and just starts trying to brute force the code like a tard. After a few attempts it goes into lockdown mode and just starts beeping. Jimmy starts to tardrage and blames production for a supposedly impossible challenge. Eventually TTS comes in with the winning code and they get the scarabs.

Meanwhile (I have no idea how or when) Tay is held hostage. She had no part in the above events.

Xavier also used their poor showing in the quest to steal the Staff of Worms.

Tay escapes from her hostage situation in a cut scene and returns to camp.

As this happens, the Fish are told to stay in the tower. The latest version of The Cell begins....
 
The Man With No Name said:
I hope that includes freeloaders because I'm so sick of Fatty. Hassle too, he sucks ass.
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I hated Fatty until this season. Fatty is great at larping and staying in character, and when he has a character to play, he's much less whiny and obnoxious.

Frank Hassle can go fuck himself. After he laid the lip lock on Tay when she was nearly passed out drunk, he's too much of a liability to have around. Fishtank Live LLC is damn lucky that Tay is a good sport and didn't press charges.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Does this mean you read it on /tv/ or twitter because if that's the case it's probably bullshit.
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Jet has personally spoken of an upcoming "lore reset". I'm not sure if he ever spoke with any specificity about what that means, but we can imply it could mean not relying on returning cast/freeloaders.

While that may be his intention, there's no way it'll hold in the long term. Might not even hold for all of season 3. I'm sure we'll see old cast again, even if only 'fractional' seasons like this one.
 
This might be controversial, but:
I like the costuming.
I think Jet is doing a good job with the costumes.
His silly little hacker man has a fucking suit jacket, 2 Guy Fawkes masks, and a fucking mini PC on his wrist. It's incredibly stupid but it's at least trying.
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After a main quest mission in the Arena; They are doing The Cell again. 4k is on the line.
Tay is absent because she was not with everyone at the end of the mission, having been kidnapped by the sharks, missing the announcement and beginning of the Cell challenge, she loses by default.
Jimmy is first to leave the Cell Tower after a few minutes, he "doesn't need the money" ( Can't afford new pants btw. )
I think he wants to avoid an endless night of this,

or to make a move on Tay, who knows.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
If they ever do another Bloodgames or summer camping season, they need to mark the ground to show where players are visible on camera and where they're not. Xavier just did a whole bit near the BBQ pit in Schitty and he was off camera for about 95% of it. Also, the night Jimmy bought off the raccoon with cheese, the same thing happened: the raccoon was off camera for most of the scene. This wasn't a problem in the house-based seasons.
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yeah that is a problem. and the thing is production could easily buy camera they can control and move so this wouldn't happen.

but to me the biggest #1 problem they need to fix is audio. this isnt much of an issue with director came, but in all 3 seasons the regular cams have such bad audio that i legitimately struggle to understand what they say. this is 1000x true for this season. unless the fish are right at the camera i cant hear a thing they say. i dont understand why the wiggers havent figures out that the onboard mics are terrible.

best case scenario, audio wise, would be to put a lapel mic on each fish. though practicality means that wouldnt happen. a more practical approach is to just buy a decent quality mic for each room. place it somewhere that it can pick up audio from the entire room and wire that in to the video feed.
 
Hellhouse in the cell tower. Not sure what's going on because fish are too quiet to hear and Fatty's too loud.
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Friendtank in basecamp. Maximum cozy. Chilling with (mostly) friendly TTS, they got a bit of techno for a small dance party. Fatty audible in the distance.
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Sadtank in the downs. Poor teddy. :(
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Fatty ruins everything. The shouting is not funny, it's never been funny, Fatty just thinks he's literally the Joker.

Does anyone know if he's an alcoholic? The reason I ask is because his abdomen seems pretty distended, that body shape may indicate he's injuring his live and retaining ascetic fluid. I see drunks where they aren't though, I'm quick to jump to that explanation because I understand it the most. Genuine question, interested in what others will think. Watch the video, notice the way Fatty's skin shakes, his fat shakes, he's shaking sweat everywhere, but that abdomen may be full of ascetic fluid and doesn't jiggle at all. I suppose it could be his belt line, but if he wore his pants up that high, the flesh would be more tucked in from being worn over time. Now that I consider his weight loss, maybe it's all symptomatic of that and he's just started wearing his belt there recently.

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Chris is being so fucking annoying but I can't stop laughing because he's just tormenting everyone
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I have a feeling Creature is one of those girls who'd be pathetically easy for someone like Jimmy to seduce. But he's so adept at spilling spaghetti no one wants to get involved with that.
 
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