🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

This, but I'm pretty sure that it actually turns into Betty and her degenerate stuff thread, seriously, how come Summer has her own thread but not Betty? Who actually fishes for attention.
Get that ugly bitch freak away from me. I don't want to see her fucked up face. I don't want to look.at.it.

im sure betty would jill herself to her thread if we ever gave her one. the less we talk about her the better.

 

[Halloween23]

This, but I'm pretty sure that it actually turns into Betty and her degenerate stuff thread, seriously, how come Summer has her own thread but not Betty? Who actually fishes for attention.
Get that ugly bitch freak away from me. I don't want to see her fucked up face. I don't want to look.at.it.

Betty is definitely deserving of her own thread but at the same time it would just fuel her because she's an attention seeking black hole and having her own thread would ultimately just be giving her what she wants.

 

[Jobama]

This method makes it so that even retards like Jon can be successfully interacted with and made to give the desired reaction.

Both the Xayleigh and Jon arcs were both cut short due to Production being too aggressive. They lack patience and overstep often. Sam takes the exact opposite approach of Xavier. He comes out swinging and is incredibly direct. This has its own value, but a consequence is that he rarely leaves the audience wanting more because he peaks too fast.

Jon was definitely Xavier’s favorite. He definitely role played with him the best and I’m sure he wasn’t happy that he left.

 

[Sun of Sam]

I hated the ending initially, but after sitting on it for a day, I've reconsidered.

Haley, sobbing uncontrollably, divorce impending, dancing hysterically as tears roll down her ragged face. HALEY GANG HALEY GANG.

The entire cast and staff, staring silently. No giant check. No hugs. No congratulations. Not a single smile. Xavier laying lifeless on the floor. Sam: "alright, let's wrap this quick."

Just a complete unlikeable psycho screaming to herself that SHE WON SHE WON, unaware that her entire reality is mere hours from collapsing.

Haley has never had an original thought. Anything interesting thing she did was at the specific and direct request of a freeloader. She completely destroyed her life for NOTHING. The 2k isn't even real. She "won" a life of sad loneliness. Her husband's tags on her FB have gone from links to just text, indicating he blocked her. She threw away everything in her pitiful life just to be a scintilla closer Sam & Co. Now she's unemployable, production loathes her, her marriage is in shambles.

BITCHES STAY MAD
BITCHES STAY PRESSED

Indeed, Hagley. Indeed.

 

[snort inquisition]

Do we really need another 5 pages about if you guys would or would not fuck Tay, and WHY you would or would not fuck Tay?

Please shut the fuck up.

the fuck else you think people are gonna talk about until the next season bro

 

[>-Ack!]

Tayleigh hate is completely irrational, she might be ugly, she might be cringe and she might be a fake racists, but hating her for that is psychotic.
It's not like hating TJ, which is completely reasonable, since he is Lubecooch who is a pedophile.

dude, get help
you are only confirming my theory that tayleigh fans are weirdos

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Her husband's tags on her FB have gone from links to just text, indicating he blocked her

i thought the divorce thing was just a bit. if this is true it is literally one of the best things ive heard. first my boy cobes is free of the bog hog and now i get confirmation that haley's marriage is over and the only thing she has to show for it is a bit of pocket change and a tiny bit of internet fame which will fade faster than her looks. haley gang indeed.

 

[Jobama]

I hated the ending initially, but after sitting on it for a day, I've reconsidered.

Haley, sobbing uncontrollably, divorce impending, dancing hysterically as tears roll down her ragged face. HALEY GANG HALEY GANG.

The entire cast and staff, staring silently. No giant check. No hugs. No congratulations. Not a single smile. Xavier laying lifeless on the floor. Sam: "alright, let's wrap this quick."

Just a complete unlikeable psycho screaming to herself that SHE WON SHE WON, unaware that her entire reality is mere hours from collapsing.

Haley has never had an original thought. Anything interesting thing she did was at the specific and direct request of a freeloader. She completely destroyed her life for NOTHING. The 2k isn't even real. She "won" a life of sad loneliness. Her husband's tags on her FB have gone from links to just text, indicating he blocked her. She threw away everything in her pitiful life just to be a scintilla closer Sam & Co. Now she's unemployable, production loathes her, her marriage is in shambles.

BITCHES STAY MAD
BITCHES STAY PRESSED

Indeed, Hagley. Indeed.

Yeah I’ve completely changed my opinion on the ending. Her screeching to other bitches that she hopes their lives fall apart while they all watch in silence was one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen. The ending was the textbook definition of Goranian.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

The way the show ended without any celebration from production just Haley ranting and celebrating on her own and then cutting to offline gave off Sopranos ending vibe.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

The way the show ended without any celebration from production just Haley ranting and celebrating on her own and then cutting to offline gave off Sopranos ending vibe.

A completely underrated part of this clip which I didn't notice until rewatching is that Xavier is still just laying motionless on the ground.

As far as Haley knows, she shocked him so much that he is unconscious and possibly dead. And her first instinct is to rub her win in the faces of the other girls and talk shit to them, dancing while crying, ignoring him completely.

An ugly human being inside and out.

 

[KingFrampt]

A completely underrated part of this clip which I didn't notice until rewatching is that Xavier is still just laying motionless on the ground.

As far as Haley knows, she shocked him so much that he is unconscious and possibly dead. And her first instinct is to rub her win in the faces of the other girls and talk shit to them, dancing while crying, ignoring him completely.

An ugly human being inside and out.

It's kinda impressive how still he managed to stay

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

I hated the ending initially, but after sitting on it for a day, I've reconsidered.

Haley, sobbing uncontrollably, divorce impending, dancing hysterically as tears roll down her ragged face. HALEY GANG HALEY GANG.

The entire cast and staff, staring silently. No giant check. No hugs. No congratulations. Not a single smile. Xavier laying lifeless on the floor. Sam: "alright, let's wrap this quick."

Just a complete unlikeable psycho screaming to herself that SHE WON SHE WON, unaware that her entire reality is mere hours from collapsing.

Haley has never had an original thought. Anything interesting thing she did was at the specific and direct request of a freeloader. She completely destroyed her life for NOTHING. The 2k isn't even real. She "won" a life of sad loneliness. Her husband's tags on her FB have gone from links to just text, indicating he blocked her. She threw away everything in her pitiful life just to be a scintilla closer Sam & Co. Now she's unemployable, production loathes her, her marriage is in shambles.

BITCHES STAY MAD
BITCHES STAY PRESSED

Indeed, Hagley. Indeed.

The ending left me looking forward to KF updates on Haley more than season 3.

 

[foam rolla]

I like how Haley talks about how Clare and Shady have no character or heart compared to her. But Haley's entire personality for the last two weeks was based around reciting bits she'd seen from previous season (I want plushies), getting beaten up by other contestants regularly and claiming to be sophisticated and articulate while willing to debase herself for no real gain.

 

[sum ting wong]

I've said it multiple times in the fishchat but I truly believe Hailey is a psychopath. She seems to fake all emotion, even the 'crying' feels like she's forcing it. When she was in the room alone waiting to do the maze she was saying "I wanna win, please God let me win. I need to win so bad", and it just sounded so fake and devoid of any emotion. I don't think it was because she was tired because she had instances throughout the whole show where she seemed be acting/reacting not in a natural way, it was like watching an alien pretend to be human.

I don't remember the exact details but another notable one is early in the show like day 2/3 Claire had done or said something to Hailey, it was like poking fun at her or something, and Hailey's response was to pour paint into Claire drink when she got up. I wish I remembered exactly what Claire did but the reaction was such an escalation that everybody was just confused by the response.

The only other possibility I can think of is that Hailey felt like she had to put on an act for the camera which just ended up making everything she did feel fake but I think it's funnier if she's a psychopath.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

I've said it multiple times in the fishchat but I truly believe Hailey is a psychopath. She seems to fake all emotion, even the 'crying' feels like she's forcing it. When she was in the room alone waiting to do the maze she was saying "I wanna win, please God let me win. I need to win so bad", and it just sounded so fake and devoid of any emotion. I don't think it was because she was tired because she had instances throughout the whole show where she seemed be acting/reacting not in a natural way, it was like watching an alien pretend to be human.

Totally agree, I get that same exact feeling. I feel second hand embarrassment whenever she's trying to put on any sort of emotion or facade of being earnest, to the point where I actually physically have trouble watching her. There is something there that is triggering the uncanny valley response.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I didnt know jon saw my Conan edit lol, that makes me smile.

 

[Sun of Sam]

i thought the divorce thing was just a bit. if this is true it is literally one of the best things ive heard. first my boy cobes is free of the bog hog and now i get confirmation that haley's marriage is over and the only thing she has to show for it is a bit of pocket change and a tiny bit of internet fame which will fade faster than her looks. haley gang indeed.

On the last day, out of nowhere you could hear Haley BAWLING in the hall. Like, Mary at the cross bawling. Based upon her show behavior, what I know about Robin's (her husband) postings, and her behavior during the last few hours, I can only assume Haley found out the divorce was real within the final hours of the show and it triggered a total melt down.

 

[sum ting wong]

There was a lot of boring days but fishtank always provides some truly Neptunian screenshots.

Spoiler: more

 

[ChunkyKong]

NGL if Xavier wanted to stream and do content using viewers like making fucked up G-Mod maps or having chat work together in Barony. I think Barony has 16 players. Or him squading up in dark and darker would be sick.

Barony has pretty great modding so he could blend medeviel with modern. Maybe Deagle Nation reappears? <o>

just get smack studio and have fans make characters and host tournaments. collect donos.

Barony could also be set up to be lore rich too. I think you can write for books to be found in level among other stuff.

 

[Oprah Winfrey]

On the last day, out of nowhere you could hear Haley BAWLING in the hall. Like, Mary at the cross bawling. Based upon her show behavior, what I know about Robin's (her husband) postings, and her behavior during the last few hours, I can only assume Haley found out the divorce was real within the final hours of the show and it triggered a total melt down.

Either that or she was practicing for the ending.