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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
That's why they will delay Season 3.... again.
Jet sucks. i was browsing the Flamenco thread yesterday and i saw pre-dox that everyone loved him like people love jet ITT outside of one or two people who must have known he was a pedo happened with Masterson and Rekieta too. I want to be early in the "thread fully turns on the subject" train.
 
Jet sucks. i was browsing the Flamenco thread yesterday and i saw pre-dox that everyone loved him like people love jet ITT outside of one or two people who must have known he was a pedo happened with Masterson and Rekieta too. I want to be early in the "thread fully turns on the subject" train.
If you bothered to take a second to read what other people say before posting your autistic drooling walls of text about which sex toys the female contestants are going to end up using you'd understand that the general sentiment in this thread is already that Jet is the worst thing about Fishtank.

You still remain unchallenged as the worst poster in here by a landslide.
 
Jet sucks. i was browsing the Flamenco thread yesterday and i saw pre-dox that everyone loved him like people love jet ITT outside of one or two people who must have known he was a pedo happened with Masterson and Rekieta too. I want to be early in the "thread fully turns on the subject" train.
Everything you say is retarded. Like every single post just a waste of bandwidth.
 
you'd understand that the general sentiment in this thread is already that Jet is the worst thing about Fishtank.
Not these days, Sam is a genuine energy vampire and crashes the mood of any room he enters and its been that way since shortly after New Years. Jet at least had a moment of redemption during 2.5 that mostly washed the slate clean before he started heaping shit back onto it, Sam has only become worse over time and even during 2.5 he had to be berated by Jet not to engage in his artist guy shit like when he tried paying Jimmy to vomit. Jet is lazy and arrogant, Sam is a show crashing entity and this goes back to his time on Adult Swim.
 
If Jet has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Jet has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Jet has no fans, that means I'm dead.


I was generally surprised by the anti-jet sentiment in here as I haven’t posted here until bitchtank era.

Why do you guys hate Jet? (Besides delay)
 
Why do you guys hate Jet?
He was pretty good in 2.5, and in bitch tank. In 1 and what little I saw of 2 he could be a smarmy dickhead with an ego, in 2.5 and BT he was a lot better. There's a fair number of technical issues, and pacing for the show (though really the whole situation is retards sheparding retarded cats 90% of the time). He also can get pissy from criticism. He dislikes KF but it's probably a detriment to anyone with efame/enotoriety.

In my opinion he's improved quite a bit and I enjoy the show, 2.5 was peak. I'll still give them shit when I feel it though.
 
If Jet has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Jet has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Jet has no fans, that means I'm dead.


I was generally surprised by the anti-jet sentiment in here as I haven’t posted here until bitchtank era.

Why do you guys hate Jet? (Besides delay)
Big ego, ruins bits and moments, lazy, disrespectful to fans, constantly fails to deliver, etc. etc. 2.5 was probably when he was at his best with Fishtank in my opinion, most longtime viewers I think were surprised by something as basic as him allowing his personal character, Mikhail, to be killed off which clearly went against his intentions.
 
Big ego, ruins bits and moments, lazy, disrespectful to fans, constantly fails to deliver, etc. etc. 2.5 was probably when he was at his best with Fishtank in my opinion, most longtime viewers I think were surprised by something as basic as him allowing his personal character, Mikhail, to be killed off which clearly went against his intentions.
Jet was great in 2.5 because he was barely in it
 
If Jet has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Jet has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Jet has no fans, that means I'm dead.


I was generally surprised by the anti-jet sentiment in here as I haven’t posted here until bitchtank era.

Why do you guys hate Jet? (Besides delay)
The combination of incompetency and ego. One could probably fill quite a few pages on the problems with Jet, but most of his flaws stem from that combination. While Jet does have the occasional contribution to the show once in a while, he’s more harm than good. Some examples that come to mind:
  • Wasted $30k at the start of season one on streaming costs. Somehow failed to realize this until three days passed.
  • Interrupts genuine moments between Fish to force his own preconceived narratives.
  • Perpetuates a self destructive system in which the most active/content generating Fish are targeted by Production rather than rewarded. This leads to early eliminations/departures of the best Fish, leading to top heavy seasons in which the first few days are the best. Season two is prime example of this, but one could also argue this occurred season one.
  • Exaggerates how hard he and the wiggers work and prepare for any full season. Every season lacks in planning, challenges, and ideas. Again, this results in a top heavy season where all the good ideas are used in the first week or so.
  • He is completely alienated from what the audience wants or desire and will go out of his way to enforce his wants and desires into the show. Jet’s favorite Fish of s2 was Brian. His favorite period of s1 was the camping arc. He completely left out key moments of s1 in the episodes (no schizo Vance or Hassle and Fatty talk).
  • He cannot accept criticism. The Hassle and Jet twitter call was a great example as it was a live look at Jet being confronted for some of his decisions, but he posts semi-often about the criticism he receives. He will almost never take the criticism constructively.
  • This next point kind of relates to the poor preparation, but even the most basic of basic quality control he fails to follow through with. Hundreds of key moments and conversations in s2.5 (some even with npc’s) were blocked out by ai generated slop TTS. The same can be said with music and sfx spam in seasons 1 and 2. I understand the show needs to make money, but it’s a little annoying when two Fish are scheming or having a good conversation and the audience can’t hear it. Cameras constantly don’t work, audio bugs out, and these problems persist from day 1 to the final day of any given season.
  • He’s a liar and you can never take him at his word. That is the last thing you want from a person running a show you’re a fan of. Biggest thing that comes to mind is Jet said there would be no interference in season 2.
  • He somehow managed to get the show doxed every season lmao.
  • He cares about money more than quality. The reason the Cell challenge is rehashed so often is because it’s a money farm. It’s lazy and hurts the quality of the show. I know I don’t speak for everyone, but the little inbetween mini seasons—with the exception of 2.5–kind of suck. They’re lazy, and they exist only to farm in more money. TTS, ai slop, and sfx remain on because money. Jet likely kept the Fish on a diet consisting of grits because money.
  • He prioritizes short term content over long term content. What I mean is that he never thinks of the consequences of certain challenges or actions given to the Fish. An idea like keeping the Fish on an all grit diet might sound good, but they will be low energy and inactive as a result. Challenges, bits and tasks should set the Fish up for more content in the future, not the opposite.

I could go on and on. People might think all the wiggers and Sam are guilty of these things, and they’d be right, but it’s Jet’s show. He claims to be the face of it, so everything stems back to him. At least he’s showing some very slight improvements since s2.5, but I wouldn’t blame anyone for thinking that was an exception. S3 will be the defining moment to say if things have improved or not.
 
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If Jet has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Jet has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Jet has no fans, that means I'm dead.


I was generally surprised by the anti-jet sentiment in here as I haven’t posted here until bitchtank era.

Why do you guys hate Jet? (Besides delay)
I dont hate Jet at all. I think maybe people hate his perceived superiority complex? I don't know but he seems fine to me.
 
I dont hate Jet at all. I think maybe people hate his perceived superiority complex? I don't know but he seems fine to me.
People were a lot more tolerant on here/twitter during season 1, but he grew a massive ego in the months leading to season 2 that he has seemingly dropped now, probably cause Frank Hassle pressed him on it.
 
I watched some of that first episode of season 2 they released and it's like i almost forgot how legit crazy she was.
there was like a first talk in the room with sam and shes talking about all the meds she takes and whatever
and not like 'oh that girls crazy' kind of thing... like summer legitimately belongs in a psychiatric institution.
 
This is going to be considered a "hot take" or whatever but I really don't think Jet is this super egotistical guy the thread paints him as. I think he's mostly just stupid and incompetent. The only thing people cite when bringing up his ego is that one tweet about "changing the culture" from like a year ago. No one gives other examples. It's always that one tweet he made and deleted.
 
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