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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Sure- cozy bonfires, hot tub, turkey hunt, some christmas themed event like the grinch.

The variety will just add more value to the show. People are getting tired of the old formula
Jet didn't realize starving the contestants was a bad idea. 100% they won't give them coats and the 2nd half of the show is everyone fighting off colds while being yelled at by Sam and forced to count rice.
 
Letty is locked in on her new tard boyfriend.

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Letty is locked in on her new tard boyfriend.

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Apparently Jet contacted mrbased to get Josh on the show and he said his pet retard could if he wanted to.

I don't follow this retard or the weirdo mrbased outside of when he first popped up trying to get into streaming by posting on ip2 then got super butthurt at niggers in his chat and quiet for awhile but I guess he found a cash cow with his pet retard and has a different audiance of hate watchers somehow even gayer and worse than ip2.
 
I forgot to do this when making the financials and I cannot edit them any longer.
QuantityNameAmount in USD assuming $20 SFX
243mints$4,860
161wes$3,220
141Wild--RANDY$2,820
83ronald88$1,660
82LoonyPoopy$1,640
61NEO97$1,220
55f3rked$1,100
50mod$1,000
49FellingIsYunny$980
48jet$960
44FranklinHasslow$880
42www$840
41Nick_Rochefort$820
41El_Retardo$820
37syndromeofadown$740
34JaredLetoSelfSuk$680
32CherubCow$640
31mlebert1995$620
30CapD0t$600
30bigbapabooey$600
29StruggleSnuggle$580
28hoss_delgado$560
27Sir_cum_flex$540
27LettyMachete$540
26HarshBDSMmaster1$520
25FertilizedEggs$500
251-800$500
22icaruswyvern$440
22ghosto-majima$440
22Crud$440
22420fella$440
20bryanjr$400
19pepequax$380
19airsoftfatty$380
18free_betty$360
17myspacefan$340
17killer99$340
16bizzaro$320
16Aperture$320
15Turdfurdd$300
15ibr$300
15GAMBA$300
15blopulon$300
13someguy$260
13Mary-Mellons$260
13jivee$260
13dongerjon$260
12xlp2$240
12nylonpython$240
12noirnccgae69844b$240

Total MessagesUsernameAmount in USD assuming $10 SFX
335Aperture$3,350
146oddbod60$1,460
133mints$1,330
127jet$1,270
125f3rked$1,250
84Wild--RANDY$840
80airsoftfatty$800
60ronald88$600
5740ozBudIce$570
56Douggem$560
55macktheknife$550
51MR_DEDMEN$510
50wes$500
39www$390
39nylonpython$390
32MUDMAN$320
31mod$310
30Winji$300
30--_$300
29steinful$290
29billythefridge$290
27Coop3r$270
26FederalAsian$260
26cam4wh0re$260
26BULLETBOYBRAVO$260
26bangalang$260
24maejok$240
23FishFish$230
23FellingIsYunny$230
21Ted-Hitchcock$210
21chip$210
20Dimmy$200
19Salutations$190
18NEO97$180
18harmcannon$180
18Dorito$180
17Fishuan$170
17elbowmac$170
15fabio$150
15bryanjr$150
14pillenjoyer$140
14JessePinkman$140
13slampapa$130
13PoopAtMyHouse$130
13gOOnTM$130
13BlackyShark$130
12trimlord$120
12rmarbs420$120
12MrBeanz11$120
12manholdup$120

Tallying all the known sockpuppet TTS and SFX together is a rough figure of $65k on an approximate gross income of $750k if we're being generous. We know from the SEC filings that Season 2 made about 1.3m in revenue so in general all of the stuff over the summer made about 50% less than Season 2 even though they nearly ran the same length of time. There was a lot of staff and performers for 2.5 which should cut into the profits pretty quickly along with the equipment like weapons, props, wood for the set, equipment to clear and level land or for making trails, the golf cart and dirt bike, costuming, food. 2.5 was profitable but definitely not as much as they'd like.
 
Here's some more of CK losing her shit on Twitter. I guess she noticed how dead Fishtank currently is and decided to ramp up her mania to compensate. She obviously is still crazy over Brian and hasn't moved on whereas he has, or at least seems to have moved on from their toxic relationship.
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Episode 2 was posted today

I really enjoyed it, and I think this was edited in a particular way that made Brian look like less of an asshole. Cole looked like the appropriate amount of asshole that he was being.

Summer was fucking insane
 
CK or Caroline Kinney had a planned stream at 6:30 EST and pushed it back 4 hours later. It was supposed to be on kick, but she couldn't pull it off and instead went to twitter. Eventually The Twitter stream started and of course its shit. Low bitrate and a camera quality of 720p. She has attached a webcam to the top left of her room to simulate the fishtanks camera and has called her stream "CKtank" The goal of this stream was to see her debut on kick with an attached thirstpost of her in a latex maid costume. During the start of the stream she explains at her 500 dollar goal she put on said maid suit and "bring claire on." The 500 goal is actually for her to skinwalk claire as a maid and clean her own living space. Throughout the stream she has repeated phrases over and over, danced, yelled about brian, and yelled back at her own father. She has spent what little money she has to do this stream as a last resort to make money. She also has lowered the 500 goal to 300.
Full Stream --> https://vxtwitter.com/carolinekinney/status/1848234874983071803
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If they had let summer sleep in a bed instead of putting her in the doghous things might have turned out different maybe.
But maybe not, since she kept talking about how she had all kinds of meds she needed to take and it was hard to do that in there. Idk. She's def crazy but it didn't help that she got mogged super hard right from the start.

As for Ck/Caroline - I think she's actually the most unhinged person to come out of season 2.
I'm struggling to think of anyone who was been more consistently crazy since then and I'm not sure anyone is on her level.

*Lol posted before I saw the above. Had no idea she was doing that kind of nonsense. Fucking grim.
 
If they had let summer sleep in a bed instead of putting her in the doghous things might have turned out different maybe.
But maybe not, since she kept talking about how she had all kinds of meds she needed to take and it was hard to do that in there. Idk. She's def crazy but it didn't help that she got mogged super hard right from the start.

As for Ck/Caroline - I think she's actually the most unhinged person to come out of season 2.
I'm struggling to think of anyone who was been more consistently crazy since then and I'm not sure anyone is on her level.

*Lol posted before I saw the above. Had no idea she was doing that kind of nonsense. Fucking grim.
The entire stream was her saying things like "Kino" and "content." yelling about how brian wants her back and how his new girlfriend has a rich family. jet and sam have "the key." and last, but not least, how crazy people are.
She thinks streaming will be her only way out of her situation.
She showed off her dirty bong and the state of the room is terrible.1729495449117.png

CK or Caroline Kinney had a planned stream at 6:30 EST and pushed it back 4 hours later. It was supposed to be on kick, but she couldn't pull it off and instead went to twitter. Eventually The Twitter stream started and of course its shit. Low bitrate and a camera quality of 720p. She has attached a webcam to the top left of her room to simulate the fishtanks camera and has called her stream "CKtank" The goal of this stream was to see her debut on kick with an attached thirstpost of her in a latex maid costume. During the start of the stream she explains at her 500 dollar goal she put on said maid suit and "bring claire on." The 500 goal is actually for her to skinwalk claire as a maid and clean her own living space. Throughout the stream she has repeated phrases over and over, danced, yelled about brian, and yelled back at her own father. She has spent what little money she has to do this stream as a last resort to make money. She also has lowered the 500 goal to 300.
Full Stream --> https://vxtwitter.com/carolinekinney/status/1848234874983071803View attachment 6545730
Here are some of her most recent tweets.
JC and Jon stopped by the stream
JC thought the whole thing was funny and said that helping CK was out of her hands
Jon told CK that everyone should vote for him..
very cool.
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EDIT: Shes back and I need to sleep... she has a new goal
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Really liked the editing on this episode. It's funny, as crazy as Summer seems in the edits she was somehow worse on the show. They showed her saying "I feel like I have to vomit" and she was at the toilet during the workout but I'm pretty sure she actually threw up in the workout room and kitchen like 3 or 4 times during that time. They also left out the part where she threw up before the fashion show at the beginning just from the stress of finding an outfit or something.

More importantly I think - they missed the fight Summer had with Trish where she moved her bed outside the room and then down the stairs where she was paranoid the whole time that everyone was talking about her. They just barely mention it with her at the bar with Jet.

Overall good episode, I'm looking forward to the rest. Gator squats and JC/Summer/Meg leaving is next, I wonder if that'll be the whole next episode or if it'll cover more. Looking forward to the freeloaders coming too.
 
The entire stream was her saying things like "Kino" and "content." yelling about how brian wants her back and how his new girlfriend has a rich family. jet and sam have "the key." and last, but not least, how crazy people are.
She thinks streaming will be her only way out of her situation.
She showed off her dirty bong and the state of the room is terrible.View attachment 6545745

mfw

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Jules reacting to when Ralph wanted to invite Juliana to the the killstream after she was discovered to be a sektur enjoyer.
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L/A

Here are some of her most recent tweets.
JC and Jon stopped by the stream
JC thought the whole thing was funny and said that helping CK was out of her hands
Jon told CK that everyone should vote for him..
very cool.
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EDIT: Shes back and I need to sleep... she has a new goal
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Did she watch the new episode and decide that the way to fame was to out crazy Summer? Honestly getting real Betty vibes off her lately.
 
Goddamn, I never knew that the crazy babbling that Summer was doing was actually a "breathing exercise" which Vance taught her to do... was this public knowledge?

Definitely made her seem way more batshit crazy lmfao
 
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