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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
But why does he still think that she's a real spy?
Probably because
- He thinks she's Chinese or just Chinese enough
- He doesn't trust women and generally acts defensive around them
- After he decided she was the enemy spy: He thought she was stealing chips from everyone and lying to their faces about it with ease, which she was
 
Man, I missed out on the first days of S2... What the fuck is Jimmy's problem with JC? She's just a quirky Asian chick.
Jimmy has very deep seated issues with women. It's a recurring theme throughout season 2 less so in season 2.5.
 
Man, I missed out on the first days of S2... What the fuck is Jimmy's problem with JC? She's just a quirky Asian chick.
Jimmy’s main problem (aside from the PTSD) was trying way too hard. He has major meltdowns when he is not doing will in a competition (I.e., the bread incident, blood games safe incident). IMO he fails comprehend that these challenges are not intended to be serious, and he will take them incredibly seriously. I believe the Chinese spy freakout was a combination of both. (Trying too hard to be funny on the Sam Hyde Show / find the spy minigame)
 
Jimmy has very deep seated issues with women. It's a recurring theme throughout season 2 less so in season 2.5.
I remember, I was in sneedchat. It's just so wild to see the parts I missed with JC. He might've been a big reason for her leaving, meaning he drove off her, Meg, and Nifty.
 
But why does he still think that she's a real spy?
Fish like Jimmy aren't normal. They have mental issues. Jimmy has been exposed to online politics, and he believes he has a deep understanding or expertise in anything he reads or participates in (12 years mma). The combination of his mental issues, political views, and the existence of the secret spy challenge caused him to spiral and believe that JC was a real Chinese spy, no matter the evidence to the contrary.

What makes Fish like Jimmy so special is that they are incapable of accepting alternatives to their world view. They come up with a preconceived notion and they role with it because they are mentally ill. The best Fish usually share this. Jon thinks he's the next Tate alpha male and that he'll save the west. Cole was narcissistic. Summer experienced actual psychosis and had a manic episode. These deep seated mental issues, as fucked up as it sounds, make it so these Fish are natural content machines. They're easy to get going, and once they get going they won't stop till they break down or they are forced off.

Edit: he also thought metal sheets were in between wood planks he was hammering because he couldn’t hammer nails properly lmao
 
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Jimmy correctly guessed that the enemy spy was JC, not because he had any evidence, but because she was Chinese. Also, she isn't even Chinese she's Taiwanese.
This is like something out of a sitcom. Fantastic
He thought she was stealing chips from everyone and lying to their faces about it with ease, which she was
Wonderful
 
Man, I missed out on the first days of S2... What the fuck is Jimmy's problem with JC? She's just a quirky Asian chick.
Jimmy knew very well this was a Sam Hyde show, and was very familiar with the Sam Hyde audience. He knew there was no boundary too far when it came to making generalized racial comments/attacking women. Throughout the show, Jimmy was playing his character and faking mental instability in an attempt to win the audience's favor. He didn't think she was a spy, he was just throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get his way- and then making shit up in an attempt to justify acting like a tard.

I can empathize with the premise of being pissed off at someone you know is lying to you, yet they refuse to admit it- but what a fucking retard going on the way he did. Dumbgay has better impulse control than Jimmy.
 
Jimmy aside, since I'd forgotten about it, I would also like to highlight how Meg and Tay were still seething at JC for doing what she was told to do by production or be eliminated, even after they were explicitly told by Jet that she had no choice.

Not really surprising that she chose to leave early with this and Jimmy's sperging.
 
Throughout the show, Jimmy was playing his character and faking mental instability in an attempt to win the audience's favor. He didn't think she was a spy, he was just throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get his way- and then making shit up in an attempt to justify acting like a tard.
Given the rest of S2, and his actions in 2.5 I don't think he was playing up anything. He's just actually unhinged, and a tard.
 
Not really surprising that she chose to leave early with this and Jimmy's sperging.
So Megan and Tay were correct in pursuing such a tactic because it eliminated competition? Rigged eliminations aside, there is a social element to fishtank that just involves making the other fish miserable or feel threatened so they opt to leave, and that is before inducing Jimmy level rageouts that force an ejection.
 
So Megan and Tay were correct in pursuing such a tactic because it eliminated competition? Rigged eliminations aside, there is a social element to fishtank that just involves making the other fish miserable or feel threatened so they opt to leave, and that is before inducing Jimmy level rageouts that force an ejection.
I doubt Megan and Tay were demonizing JC for her actions because they were playing 200iq 4d chess to get her to quit early. They were just moral fagging because they felt slighted. It's not really a tactic as much as it was whining.
 
I wish CK had been this entertaining on the show.
To be fair she had to also play off brian with his whole "NOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS IS FOR ME MUH SOUP KEECHAAAN" bullshit constantly.
She did fuck with him a little bit at least and keep trying to get back with him.
 
Jimmy has very deep seated issues with women. It's a recurring theme throughout season 2 less so in season 2.5.
The most Jimmy moment was when he called Taylor "Little Miss Bouncy Tits" because she reminded him of some chick he'd seen in a porno video.
 
The most Jimmy moment was when he called Taylor "Little Miss Bouncy Tits" because she reminded him of some chick he'd seen in a porno video.
Jimmy watches porn to the point where he sees full clothed women and thinks of scenes from porn but also claims he has a body count of 21 lol.
 
I think he claimed to have a body count of 27 early on and then later in the show it miraculously climbed to 28.
You know what Jimmy reminds me of ? You ever know a kid in middle school who would make up insane, obviously bullshit stories to seem like a badass? He's like that but closing in on 30. There was this kid I hungout with at recesss would claim his cousins gave him DMT and he would describe these completely nonsensical trip stories to me and my friends. He reminds me of Jimmy. He ended up dropping out of 7th grade and becoming a meth addict crustpunk by the way.
 
My mind wanders at who the new Biggest Autist will be come Sunday. We'll be discussing them constantly soon. I'm looking forward to having a new sperg to observe.

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