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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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34 VIEWERS?! WOOOOOAH BUDDY!
 
As long as the show goes on, I'll be happy. I'm not worried about the Fish seeing the culture surrounding them: they are all fucking weird spergs, and will have weird sperg responses to this stuff. Weird sperging is what I tuned in for.

Also fuck swatters fuck trannies and fuck niggers.
 
Only Damiel is confirmed to know Sam. Sylvia and Vance were confirmed as knowing who Sam was, and Josie is confirmed of at least knowing who Jet is. Jon researched Sam after applying and it seems reasonable that Letty would know who Sam is prior to applying. Provide evidence that there are 2 confirmed plants and that they all knew Sam prior to applying, or stop posting your retarded schizo theories
From watching on and off today I got the impression that the task they were given is finding two plants, that's where I got the "theory" from. Also it's pretty obvious Dam is a plant from the way he has been acting, he never tried to be subtle once. And Vance is another safe bet too, he's basically the opposite of Damiel, it's like good cop, bad cop, he's been staying almost completely silent with a few exceptions where he's just saying "Yeah" to Jon's rambling. Prior to applying the ones who knew Sam are Vance who has liked WP posts in 2016 and Damiel of course, some reasonable assumptions which you already mentioned are the best we got, for the rest.
 
What a fucking rollercoaster of emotion. If I have to see one more retard claim it was the evil doxers at Kiwifarms who did this I'm gonna blow a gasket lmao. Glad all the fish are ok. I didn't realize how much I enjoyed this show till the fear of it ending early became realistic due to the discord trannies doxing it. That picture with all of them together is kino as fuck. Here's to hoping none of them are shaken too bad and that none of them drop it.
They could read the fucking thread themselves, but are too pussy or retarded to actually do it.
 
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Pretty big difference between "uncomfortable and stressed" and "not allowed to contact family after a very public swatting".
Are we going to pretend like they couldn't have just been given a staffer's phone to contact who they needed?
Was the only way to make them feel better after being within 25 feet of a cop to let them shitpost and browse social media for hours?
 
Are we going to pretend like they couldn't have just been given a staffer's phone to contact who they needed?
Was the only way to make them feel better after being within 25 feet of a cop to let them shitpost and browse social media for hours?
There's also a pretty big difference between "being within 25 feet of a cop" and "being forced out of your house by SWAT uniformed officers at gunpoint" you disingenuous retard.
 
There's also a pretty big difference between "being within 25 feet of a cop" and "being forced out of your house by SWAT uniformed officers at gunpoint" you disingenuous retard.
Yeah nice semantics while completely ignoring the point, stop seething. They didn't need to be able to browse social media because they dealt with cops.
 
Cool thanks. When and why did they get their phones back? I mean I can probably guess but what was the official line?

I have a day job and am picking up over time so I am a bit out of the loop.
Well, the address of the house got leaked, and someone swatted them. As soon as this happened, they all had to go outside and the producers let them use their phones. We can only assume why, I guess to call and calm down their parents who may have been alerted, or calm down themselves after getting swatted lol, until the stream resumes.
 
Some of you don't seem to understand that if TTS had been active (as was initially intended) EVERYTHING they're currently seeing on social media would have already been told to them. This whole show revolves around the interactions with TTS, which hasn't even been fully implemented which is a shame.

This is honestly just catching them up mentally to where they were supposed to be anyway.
 
Just woke up and saw this news. This is why I was worried when I saw people trying to figure out the location of the house. Knew this shit would happen. I know it won't help with swattings but hopefully they have security to prevent some sperg from trying to get into the house.
 
Some of you don't seem to understand that if TTS had been active (as was initially intended) EVERYTHING they're currently seeing on social media would have already been told to them. This whole show revolves around the interactions with TTS, which hasn't even been fully implemented which is a shame.

This is honestly just catching them up mentally to where they were supposed to be anyway.
Two problems with that: TTS can be real or fake and they have no way of knowing, allowing for gaslighting; and seeing their reactions to what's being told to them. Them being able to look at what people are saying fucks up both of those. I don't think the show's ruined but it did rob us of that part. Fuck swatters.
 
I feel like a Total Drama Island but run by Sam and crew would've been a way smarter idea, just 30 MDE fans camping while Sam drill sergeants them and makes them do fear factor shit until one is left
As much as I do like Fishtank, this would be just as good if not better. If he could manage to get a bunch of California college metrosexual types to do it it would be even better. Like that bit where he fucks with that art school college class for an hour except he actually makes them better at the same time by making them learn outdoor skills and shit.
 
Two problems with that: TTS can be real or fake and they have no way of knowing, allowing for gaslighting; and seeing their reactions to what's being told to them. Them being able to look at what people are saying fucks up both of those. I don't think the show's ruined but it did rob us of that part. Fuck swatters.

Fair point. I agree. But I don't think it's as big of a deal as people are making it out to be.

The gaslighting will absolutely continue... If the show can manage to continue that is.

Edit : I do think that them being aware of the following their accounts have gained DOES kind of mess with the dynamic.
 
Are we going to pretend like they couldn't have just been given a staffer's phone to contact who they needed?
Was the only way to make them feel better after being within 25 feet of a cop to let them shitpost and browse social media for hours?
Have you met a zoomer? Do you think any of these motherfuckers knows a single phone number?
 
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