🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Since Sam said this was going to be a yearly thing I hope they're learning for the next fishtank. The fish are all bonding on the couch and going over what they like about each other which is very sweet.
 
You know, Someone needs to rework this concept with some truly vile people. Imagine say, Ethan Ralph, Keffals, Russel Greer, Corey Barnhill, Nick Bates, Liz Fong Jones, etc. Stick them all on an Island 5 miles off the coast with all the booze, drugs, food and water, they could want, wire TTS speakers throughout, and offer the winner 100k. Now that would be something to see.
 
I'm enjoying this. Hopefully the kinks get ironed out and the project doesn't bankrupt Sam. It's truly a phenomenal concept. When the site comes back up I'll get a season pass and a shirt.
 
C. Cactus said:
As much as I do like Fishtank, this would be just as good if not better. If he could manage to get a bunch of California college metrosexual types to do it it would be even better. Like that bit where he fucks with that art school college class for an hour except he actually makes them better at the same time by making them learn outdoor skills and shit.
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Sam Hyde has outdoor skills? I know he can grow a beard and use a firepit but I would trust Jon with an excursion over him.
 
Idi Amin II said:
I'm enjoying this. Hopefully the kinks get ironed out and the project doesn't bankrupt Sam. It's truly a phenomenal concept. When the site comes back up I'll get a season pass and a shirt.
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A big move would be if they spin out some new merch designs in the downtime to capitalise on the memes already.

It'd be good too if they started a weekly/twice-weekly catchup stream on the YT channel going over some of the funniest bits. Would just need to be farming the Twitter hashtag for content and raking in superchat bux.
 
Monkey Madness said:
A big move would be if they spin out some new merch designs in the downtime to capitalise on the memes already.

It'd be good too if they started a weekly/twice-weekly catchup stream on the YT channel going over some of the funniest bits. Would just need to be farming the Twitter hashtag for content and raking in superchat bux.
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If they get really desperate they could start selling ironic meme NFTs. I wouldn't really mind.
 
My pet theory on the imposters’ task was to hold someone hostage with an awkward conversation. Damniel with his late night ramblings to Vance; Simmons with whatever gay shit he was doing with Jon.
Or Jon, because he will not shut the fuck up, ever. He’s hilarious and I hope he never stops flapping his gums, but that would have been an effortless task for him.
I’m still convinced they have all been told they are the plant. Throwing shit like ‘2 imposters’ in there muddied the water and disrupted their confidence. No one knows who is fucking with who now.

Also seeing Jon’s reception of the commentary about him as well as the others and only absorbing the positive about him….way more tasty than that raw ass chicken he made last night. BE THE ALPHA YOU WERE BORN TO BE, JON!
 
Letty chased Simmons around with Mister Goldstriker's sweaty suit jacket.
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Any speculation about the content of the note? looks like people are showing up at the house and ringing the doorbell

Also apparently they were briefed about Letty's ex while the camera was off.
 
Polyboros2 said:
People do these things and still get swatted all the time, Pigs are fucking stupid.


Was it revenge porn? I assumed it's stuff she posted her said, and she's going to be so giving high on seratonin knowing it's getting that much more reach.
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Someone dug up something about the ex getting in trouble for posting revenge porn and the fact that it was posted under what appears to be her legal first and last name makes it seem like it might be the case, but I don't think there's any definitive proof

I'd like to think no one would be retarded enough to post their janky amateur porn under their real name of their own volition, but I'm sure they could be.

Also I'm out of the loop, is full bush back in style or is Lettie just doing her own thing?
 
They need to cough up the money for some mall cop to sit outside as armed security to handle police visits and josiecels
 
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