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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
DankSmoker said:
Sam Hyde has outdoor skills? I know he can grow a beard and use a firepit but I would trust Jon with an excursion over him.
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Idk maybe? At the very least he's physically fit and can start a fire, which is better than most people these days.

"I would trust Jon with an excursion over him" Lol ok sure, see how that works out
 
afternoon_tea said:
Someone dug up something about the ex getting in trouble for posting revenge porn and the fact that it was posted under what appears to be her legal first and last name makes it seem like it might be the case, but I don't think there's any definitive proof

I'd like to think no one would be retarded enough to post their janky amateur porn under their real name of their own volition, but I'm sure they could be.

Also I'm out of the loop, is full bush back in style or is Lettie just doing her own thing?
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It is basically 100% confirmed at this point. The ex uploaded a new video today on a youtube account under her real name and there is a google drive full of his insane answering machine messages, texts and discord messages.

The guy is a legit psycho and I would not be surprised if he shows up at the house since he lives in New Hampshire.

Apparently the distance from where he lives to the house is less than 80miles. He could have already driven there by now since the address leaked. scary
 
These internet pranksters are getting dangerously close to putting Mr. Goldstriker into a legit self-defense situation. We need a front door cam that just shows Sam whaling on retards
 
Skit spitballing in the kitchen. Cozy times. Jon asks why Simmons always wears his pants inside out as he passes. Answer unintelligible.

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Kirby vacuums said:
Non smart doorbell and knocking at the front door, pizza time?
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I thought Jet was packing heat but it's just a walkie talkie. Vance tells Mauro to make sure the front door is locked. People were saying that the Fishtank site made it feel a bit too much like FNAF with the scanline overlays and grainy sound effects, turns out they were closer to the truth than we thought.
 
56 others said:
We need a front door cam that just shows Sam whaling on retards
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Nothing would make me happier than Sam unironically being put into a self defense situation by some retard thinking him disrupting the project is the funniest thing since the whoopy cushion. Bonus points if he's wearing the blue suit.
 
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