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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Looks like Sam's pwepping Jon to defend the house next raid, getting those lat waises in. As many weps as possible!
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Lmao Letty is on janny duty doing Goldstriker's laundry.
 
Man swatting is so 2012. congratulations, you were brave enough to make a phone call. Now think hard and long about what pathetic company you seek that this achievement is something noteworthy in your circle of discord losers. jfc
 
I'm not actually watching the strwams much cause job and all, but I am watching some of the catchup vids and whatnot. Quick question, do we actually KNOW the house was swatted? As in from independant sources? Couldn't the "swatting" be part of a storyline created by Hyde and Co?
It's real. The dumbfuck admitted to it and even mentioned how he got it in the twitter space. Basically fessed up to "being an epic le troll" after someone in a discord server he was in posted the address there, then he dipped and blocked everyone there because he wanted clout by epically pranking the house by sending them wings but cancelled it because it happened around the same time the house was swatted. So while this dumb fuck retard didn't directly swat the house, someone else who probably got the info off him most likely did but he's the idiot who more or less got it spread to other sites off discord. As someone else said, tiktok isn't the problem, discord is and should be nuked, fuck troons, fuck furries, fuck retards, and fuck all these clout chasing losers. I'm glad the retard got all his info dox, I wish him to step on legos nonstop.
 
Stoked that the stream is back! I've grown attached to this show, fuck that swatter. This isn't a show or group of people that's particularly funny to swat, either. The only effect was just to interrupt some unique entertainment. Fucking with the contestants is already part of the show.
It's still gay that they got phones & such while off-camera. In my opinion this resets the isolation counter. They've all exited the house, checked social media, etc. The 4th wall has been broken and must be re-built. A big part of the fun is them NOT knowing who's popular and the inside jokes that have formed around the show. Shame on Sam & his team for not spending longer stress-testing the tech, audio, and sorting out this swatting thing before it happened. Not sure if that's fully possible, but I hope it doesn't keep happening. I'm shocked that for how much Sam stresses video editing skill & audio quality, the audio on these cams is ass.
 
They were just given a task to do something stupid during their last confessional. That doesn't make them a plant, it just makes them someone who's been given a challenge. Simmons said about 10 minutes ago that someone has stolen his harmonica.
The harmonica is actually totally unrelated to the impostor challenges. Damiel hid it on day 2 or 3 because Simmons was annoying him so much with his playing.
 
They oughta set Jon up with a squat cage, see how much gainz he can get in 6 weeks.
That'd be pretty kino, Top J just hammering out squats while Josie times his rest periods in the corner with the penguin toy going off. I think the risk of him crushing himself under the barbell would be 90% though, "I don't need the spwotter bwars".
 
Finally started taking screenshots but due to this fucking awful DDoS attack, I can't upload shit. Feels bad man.
 
It's real. The dumbfuck admitted to it and even mentioned how he got it in the twitter space. Basically fessed up to "being an epic le troll" after someone in a discord server he was in posted the address there, then he dipped and blocked everyone there because he wanted clout by epically pranking the house by sending them wings but cancelled it because it happened around the same time the house was swatted. So while this dumb fuck retard didn't directly swat the house, someone else who probably got the info off him most likely did but he's the idiot who more or less got it spread to other sites off discord. As someone else said, tiktok isn't the problem, discord is and should be nuked, fuck troons, fuck furries, fuck retards, and fuck all these clout chasing losers. I'm glad the retard got all his info dox, I wish him to step on legos nonstop.
That guy claims he didn't do the swatting. I'm inclined to believe his story that he was just going to be on stream and get something delivered and claim he's the le epic trole who found the house and sent some food there. It seems that the dox got public because he had it posted in his public discord as he'd stolen the info from a private one. I'm reckon its either some random retard or Letty's ex that called in the swatting. Either way, that guy is a fucking retard who deserves to have his shit fucked with for intefering with a great thing
 
Hopefully it'll end up being a blessing in disguise, now that they know how many people have eyes on them, perhaps the pressure will increase and makes any future cracks that much more dramatic. Sure they'll be more mindful for now to avoid doing anything embarrassing, but can they keep that up for five more weeks?
 
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My tier list based on content creators. Not who I like. Jon would not be at the top of my like list. But it’s clear he’s the ice breaker and agitator rolled into one. Jon creates content on his own. Doesn’t have an off button.

Letty makes A tier based on trooning out Simmons and being an active part of most happenings. Mauro is asleep 12-15 hours a day so he doesn’t get a pass for looking like the fat kid from up. Vance has potential but he mostly observes.

There’s an argument for Damiel to be alongside Simmons because if he is the plant then he’s not pulling his weight as much as he should. Simmons is in B because he’s cooled off post-troon out.

Josie gets a begrudging top if A placement. I can’t deny a lot of people tune in strictly for her so whatever she’s doing is clearly working.
 
Still props to the people that identified it, if they really tracked it down from features.
Fairly certain it simply leaked because loose lips keep sinking ships.

Shame that this project struggles so much. I actually really liked the interactive 3D on the countdown page and all the other effects, but this was a typical case of „inexperienced but talented programmer completely overestimating own abilities“. The whole infrastructure is horrible; whoever did this has obviously never done something comparable before.

Poor Sammy, but I think all this drama might just turn out to make shit more interesting. At this point I might actually be willing to pay a few bucks for the director’s cut, but still not watching this shit live lmao.
 
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