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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Das raciss to call out the poor unfortunate negro for leaving his goon socks in the hallway and squirting his unprotected AIDS loads on the toilet seat. Dude is a disgusting mother fucker. I hope the IQ tests get brought out again this season. I'm thinking some of the fish may be fibbing about their results. The way Burt acts I'm thinking it's a little over half of what he says it is.
I'm pretty sure iq tests aren't even that reliable. On some tests all you need is a decent understanding of mathematics and you'll score top percentile ez
 
They're practicing a cheer routine. Cymbal has changed into a balloon dog, is production nudging him towards costumes that hide his face?
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They're practicing a cheer routine. Cymbal has changed into a balloon dog, is production nudging him towards costumes that hide his face?
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Cheer routine is horrible, I don't believe for a minute that any of those bitches were ever cheerleaders.

The balloon dog costume is boss tho, but as you pointed out, the face is hidden, so it's a disadvantage for the show.
 
Sam has been pretty good as the cringey reality TV host, that little douchebag laugh he keeps doing is going to live rent free in my head for a while.
 
It's adult baby diaper LOVER not league. She's obviously joking about it since she doesn't even know what it stands for. And no I don't like the little goblina either.
I think she was joking about the diaper lover thing, but she has mentioned age regression several times now. She carries around that stuffed animal which she says is a comfort thing for her trauma, and she’s constantly wearing that pink bunny ear hoodie/blanket thing. She mentioned not having a dad and having a bad relationship with her mom.

I’m guessing that she is legitimately into age regression shit, but as a response to whatever “trauma” she’s talking about and not as a fetish. Which is… better. I guess.

ETA: She also said the phrase “daddy dom” at one point (I don’t remember the context) so who knows…
 
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