🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Sicko Hunter]

Sam has been pretty good as the cringey reality TV host, that little douchebag laugh he keeps doing is going to live rent free in my head for a while.

I honestly think Ben's been doing a better job then Sam this season. Sam's a bit too on the nose with his bit. Like Ben I could believe was a gay guy working on a reality show Sam not so much.

 

[Blackstar]

ETA: She also said the phrase “daddy dom” at one point (I don’t remember the context) so who knows…

Most likely in reference to Burt, who is a literally BNWO gay black daddy dom

 

[Stoneheart]

I love that dog thing. thats the only scary one.

 

[Karen Horney]

Alex gets second, Ted gets first for hiding under the sink. Dance marathon announced with a "celebrity DJ"

I honestly think Ben's been doing a better job then Sam this season. Sam's a bit too on the nose with his bit. Like Ben I could believe was a gay guy working on a reality show Sam not so much.

Ben has a deadly poker face, Sam and Jet always have a hint of a smirk.

 

[AssignedEva]

Obviously the Jeet loses if he decides to sue, but as anyone here should know being sued by a retard still sucks.

I do wonder if once the rug gets pulled, having marginally more normie contestants this year might prime them to get litigious while crying abuse.
There was Summer, but she was too obviously insane to be taken seriously and probably still thinks she's on Fishtank being "tested" to this day.

 

[DapperShark]

I honestly think Ben's been doing a better job then Sam this season. Sam's a bit too on the nose with his bit. Like Ben I could believe was a gay guy working on a reality show Sam not so much.

Ben is always consistently hilarious, by far the best of the wiggers.

 

[Foster]

Sam has been pretty good as the cringey reality TV host, that little douchebag laugh he keeps doing is going to live rent free in my head for a while.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Burt Squirt: 8


the jeet cockblocks burt


then alex


he hasn't stopped jerking it lolol

 

[Mörkö]

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There are 2490 people currently watching Burt jerk off. Incredible.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Gay opinion but: I prefer watching the YouTube livestreams because they're just cozier and work even better than the onsite director's cam.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

There are 2490 people currently watching Burt jerk off. Incredible.

 

[LittleHam73]

Yall think Burt will wear himself out quick or be an insane endurance beast and win the dance challenge.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Yall think Burt will wear himself out quick or be an insane endurance beast and win the dance challenge.

His blue balls will give him the energy he needs to dance 'till dawn.

 

[Doseferatu]

Jesus Christ, hang a fucking sock on the doorknob. People kept floating in through the door and he didn't care.
Yes, I know I've been partially ninja'd.
Part 1 of Burt Squirt on Halloween

Part 2

Final Part

 

[BruceOfHeem]

OILED UP

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Burt right now.

 

[Foster]

Burt jerked off in Luke's old bunk

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

They are having an early 2000's music dance party, where chat is using fishtoys to control the smoke machine. Meanwhile the Duke is going through their belongings.
Now the smoke alarm is going off.

 

[Agares]

The reappearance of Duke Dragomir Goldstraven gives me hope that his estranged vampiric brother will also appear later this season to fuck with the fish.