🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Queesechake]

Burt is the GOAT.

 

[The Tall Man]

@maioazar99
You are not supposed to double post and you triple posted. You can quote and reply to multiple people in one post.

 

[maioazar99]

After Sam did an ad read for the DNA testing company where he mentioned Israel, Smack was upset. She eventually took Binx to the downstairs bathroom and spent 10 minutes talking to her in their. After Ben made an announcement that they aren't allowed to have multiple people at once for "safety reasons". Then Binx and Smack went into the confessional where they played it off as "having to talk about menstrual cycles and periods".
Then the TTS came on about Palestine:


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Finally Sam came in to smooth things over:


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Full audio of Smack and Binx in the bathroom. I can't hear shit but maybe someone can try to enhance it. It's pretty obvious it was just being uncomfortable once Israel was mentioned.
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Lmfao i love binx reaction she left her alone in the shadow realm

"Production told me to" her crying made la' ron cry as well.
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The angel is asleep
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"Ooooooh fishes in S2 is keep saying production told me to do it again"

Hahahhahah suck it mothersuckers

Definitely seems like they boiled the frog too quickly. Jet just can't keep it in his pants long enough to keep the cast around.

I think they didn't boil anything it's day 10 or even more I don't count or watch anymore 10 days of boringness 24/7 enough is enough burt getting crazy ain't funny no more and definitely not gonna hold the whole season for 44 days or 41 days

I wanted them to cast normies but I guess I really underestimated how easily they'd break.

The best formula is bringing edgy people who doesn't know who's Sam Hyde and trust me they exist i didn't know who's Sam Hyde was until 2023

 

[Gilgamesh]

Have they said anything about the election? I think they’re gonna livestream it for them tonight just to record reactions

 

[maioazar99]

@maioazar99
You are not supposed to double post and you triple posted. You can quote and reply to multiple people in one post.

Dude i hit reply and i post what should i do wait for people to post then post after them the second time?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Have they said anything about the election? I think they’re gonna livestream it for them tonight just to record reactions

it was mentioned last night while Sam was in-between being roasted by Burt and badly lying about his background
nobody cared much, Alex joked he was more invested in the election going on in Famous House

 

[The Tall Man]

Dude i hit reply and i post what should i do wait for people to post then post after them the second time?

@maioazar99
You are not supposed to double post and you triple posted. You can quote and reply to multiple people in one post.

You are not that cool that you need a separate post for every single little reply.
A page filled with posts from one user makes the thread shittier to read.

i love binx

Use the quote and reply feature to create one post replying to multiple posts instead of 5 individual posts in a row.

Edit:
WTF NIGGER

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Dude i hit reply and i post what should i do wait for people to post then post after them the second time?

Your posts are within the couple minute time frame of one another you could edit them and just bundle all the information into one post. It's not hard.

 

[AssignedEva]

Dude i hit reply and i post what should i do wait for people to post then post after them the second time?

Edit your post to include further things you want to reply to. This is a forum, not a discord server.

 

[Marche]

Have they said anything about the election? I think they’re gonna livestream it for them tonight just to record reactions

Was sorta brought up last night when Sam was chilling in the kitchen, he shifted it to the election in the tank. Which is a pretty good idea to have thinking about it since its easy to shift any discussion to that so to keep political shit out.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I -think- she's 29 going by her socials actually (her senior prom photos are from 2013 and assuming she was 18 then, she'd be 29 now). Smaack and Binx are 32 though. And I think Alexis said she's 28.

29 and looking 39 works for me, although I do wonder how many years in a row she's been "29". Note how Binx and Smaack both look younger than Mizzy. And Alexis? Probably a liar too.

Daily reminder that Alex keeps saying he's 26

https://kentucky.arrests.org/search.php?fname=alexander&lname=bernard&fpartial=True

Lmfao i love binx reaction she left her alone in the shadow realm

"Ooooooh fishes in S2 is keep saying production told me to do it again"

Hahahhahah suck it mothersuckers

I think they didn't boil anything it's day 10 or even more I don't count or watch anymore 10 days of boringness 24/7 enough is enough burt getting crazy ain't funny no more and definitely not gonna hold the whole season for 44 days or 41 days

The best formula is bringing edgy people who doesn't know who's Sam Hyde and trust me they exist i didn't know who's Sam Hyde was until 2023

Dude i hit reply and i post what should i do wait for people to post then post after them the second time?

bruh just edit your post and add more to it

Have they said anything about the election? I think they’re gonna livestream it for them tonight just to record reactions

i hope not. too much fun to gaslight them as to who won or by just saying trump won no matter what for good reactions. The election they keep speaking of is the in house election tonight between Jeet and Alexis granting one of them immunity.

 

[puppygirl11061]

Alex's forehead is completely frozen with brotox. If he was able to express with his forehead at all, he'd look like a dollar store Vince McMahon before the roids

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

LMAO
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1853612871877329188 [Archive]

Above is a tweet found from the Elon Musk thread which references a Hyde skit, what are the chances Musk is a Fishtank enthusiast/paypig ?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

as a 6 week season does.

wasn't season 2 only 5 weeks long because they were sick of doing it? like a boring show will ruin the reputation more than a short one. and by thanksgiving you'll be agreeing with me,

but Sam and crew are retarded. He always tries to gaslight, sees its not effective then immediately pulls the rug.

he's actually pretty fucking bad at this.

There's one rule on fishtank: Be entertaining.

>looks at the top 3 for the last two seasons.

You sure about that buddy?

 

[Quence]

I wonder if Mizzy knows that the blonde streaks in her hair and the dark red lipstick make her look 10 years older.

It’s true that incorrect hair colouring can age a person depending on their face shape, skin colour, weight, and wrinkles/lines in their face.

As an aside, last night Mizzie said she weighed 134 lbs and “it’s the lightest I’ve been in years.” She‘s quite a short woman so extra weight on her would be very noticeable.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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jeet is icing down binxs feet?
idk why this is happening but its creepy

He needs to keep them numb so she won't feel him cutting them off.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It’s true that incorrect hair colouring can age a person depending on their face shape, skin colour, weight, and wrinkles/lines in their face.

As an aside, last night Mizzie said she weighed 134 lbs and “it’s the lightest I’ve been in years.” She‘s quite a short woman so extra weight on her would be very noticeable.

I wonder if they fucked with the scales, because her cankles, and constant sugary sweets, say otherwise.

 

[Quence]

I wonder if they f**ked with the scales, because her cankles, and constant sugary sweets, say otherwise.

Yes, Mizzie’s stubby legs are like concrete pillars. Anyone who has legs like that is going to have great difficulty in not becoming obese. Maintaining a healthy low-fat and low sugar diet would be key in avoiding serious health complications.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Alex, Mizzy, and the jeet all got spooked by Half Life sfx last night.

Burt

 

[neger psykolog]

wasn't season 2 only 5 weeks long because they were sick of doing it? like a boring show will ruin the reputation more than a short one. and by thanksgiving you'll be agreeing with me,

Yeah but you're missing the point of what I was saying. A 4-6 week show is economically viable to do. A 2 week show really isn't unless you have like the 50 biggest livestreamers as contestants.

The wiggers have to rent/buy a house, have to find contestants, do research & development, hire crew, pay for plane tickets, food/drink/consumables and a whole list of shit. If they just have it for 2 weeks they would really need to crank in the income for it to make sense but I don't think it works that well.

They don't get enough viewers for it to be economically viable.

For some context here, fishtank has like 5-10k viewers most of the time. Kai Cenat is currently sleeping live on stream with a black spiderman NPC faggot doing retarded shit in front of him and has 60k viewers: https://www.twitch.tv/kaicenat

look at the fucking KaiCenat stream now, he's asleep and there is some random black guy in a spiderman outfit trying to act like an NPC or some shit: https://www.twitch.tv/kaicenat

The future is here. And it is shit.