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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Alex is looking for one of his watches today. Unfortunately, everyone seems to forget he gave it to Ted yesterday
 
G is making all the fish take a political compass test
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Sam and Jet just lectured the fish for like 10 minutes about how they need to stop chumming it up with each other and being friendly with the staff. That they need to start acting more 'fierce' and like they're on a reality show, and stop worrying about doing mean things to each other to make content. Dunno if it was a gaslight or a typical production overcorrection after the negative reaction to last night's cryfest, but I genuinely dislike when Sam just comes in and says "you guys need to make content" rather than production creating situations that would naturally create it on its own. Break up the cliques, separate them into preset teams, etc. Make them work with their enemies and against their friends. Don't just come in and say "stop being boring".

Like pit Ron against Alexis and watch sparks fly, because they're both ballsy and completely self centered. At the rate it's going, it's going to be Ron and Alexis in the final two because they control the votes of all the lemmings and don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.
 
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Norstein Bekkler said:
Sam and Jet just lectured the fish for like 10 minutes about how they need to stop chumming it up with each other and being friendly with the staff. That they need to start acting more 'fierce' and like they're on a reality show, and stop worrying about doing mean things to each other to make content. Dunno if it was a gaslight or a typical production overcorrection after the negative reaction to last night's cryfest, but I genuinely dislike when Sam just comes in and says "you guys need to make content" rather than production creating situations that would naturally create it on its own. Break up the cliques, separate them into preset teams, etc. Make them work with their enemies and against their friends. Don't just come in and say "stop being boring".
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It was couched in terms of "Do you want to be famous?" and "You didn't come here to be friends" which works a bit better. Telling them that a second season has been greenlit seems to have gotten them pretty well amped up, so it seems to be working pretty well.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Sam and Jet just lectured the fish for like 10 minutes about how they need to stop chumming it up with each other and being friendly with the staff. That they need to start acting more 'fierce' and like they're on a reality show, and stop worrying about doing mean things to each other to make content. Dunno if it was a gaslight or a typical production overcorrection after the negative reaction to last night's cryfest, but I genuinely dislike when Sam just comes in and says "you guys need to make content" rather than production creating situations that would naturally create it on its own. Break up the cliques, separate them into preset teams, etc. Make them work with their enemies and against their friends. Don't just come in and say "stop being boring".
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Kind of agree but I think this approach can work too, especially since the fish are so tight-knit at the moment that straight up forcing them to do bad shit to each other might just break them (like already almost happened with the diary thing). At least this should make it easier to dial things up without creating more house-wide cryhugging sessions.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Break up the cliques, separate them into preset teams, etc. Make them work with their enemies and against their friends. Don't just come in and say "stop being boring".
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This is what established reality shows like Survivor do in order to keep things interesting. Split off the contestants into random groups and isolate them from one another. It's the most effective way at breaking or sewing doubt in existing alliances instead of letting one group steamroll the whole thing. Like @Plasticise mentioned in Fishchat, just scrambling which rooms the Fish are in goes a long way and they need to do it more often.
 
Fishbucks reintroduced as "Famous Bucks", redeemable for $100 each. All fish given 1 Famous Buck to start. If a fish tampers with/steals another contestant's Famous Bucks they'll be kicked off the show. All Famous Bucks are forfeited if you leave the show of your own volition (great decision IMO). Election starting.

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All the fish are broke bitches IRL except Burt lol. Burt has $30k in the bank, all the others have <$1k. Mizzy said she has a negative balance just being on the show. Alex is living by the grace of his father. All of the fish have massive amounts of debt except Payton seemingly. Smaack has $10k in credit card debt, Alexis has $90k in I'm assuming student loans, etc., Burt has $500k between his mortgage and business loan (what business?)
 
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All Famous Bucks are forfeited if you leave the show of your own volition (great decision IMO).

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Literally the only thing that can save these babies from walking the second things get hard. Give them like $1000 each in the next few days and most of them wouldn't leave after that unless they get raped or something.

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Say "Congratulations Madame President!"
 
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Lexi won 7-2 against the Jeet for president of the Fishtank. The only other person that voted for Pajeet was Binx because she promised she would when Wifi made her the vice president.
 
ELECTION NIGHT
Fuck Kamala vs Trump this is the real important one



 
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