🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Niggers who thought payton would crack and leave first apologize at once. Alexis is gone.

 

[Wild at Heart]

The queen bee, who left her child behind to pursue fame, has left. Although she was truly "nurse ratchet" she provided motherly care for the rest of the fish, cooking and hugging them, handling Burt properly with her prison nurse experience, etc. This will be a huge blow to the "hug house" and "friend house" as she seemed to be the center of these soft vibes. The girls now have no real leader or person to turn to for support. Good.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

The queen bee, who left her child behind to pursue fame, has left. Although she was truly "nurse ratchet" she provided motherly care for the rest of the fish, cooking and hugging them, handling Burt properly with her prison nurse experience, etc. This will be a huge blow to the "hug house" and "friend house" as she seemed to be the center of these soft vibes. The girls now have no real leader or person to turn to for support. Good.

She treated Burt like a retard. The only person who handled Burt's schizo meltdowns properly was Binx because she treated him like a real person and listened to him and didn't tell him what or how to think.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The rug-pull happened, and instead of a hole underneath, there's a painted black circle. The fish are all acting like they're falling into some pit.
The rug is gone. The floor is there.
Stand up, idiots.

 

[Meowstery]

Glad they gave Alexis plenty of time to talk 1 on 1 with every other contestant. She was telling sneed to 'follow his gut' and leave, but I didn't catch what she whispered to payton and the others. What happened to 'quitters don't get to say goodbye'? You're gonna lose 2 other fish this week for sure and it's your own fault.

 

[Halloween23]

The queen bee, who left her child behind to pursue fame, has left. Although she was truly "nurse ratchet" she provided motherly care for the rest of the fish, cooking and hugging them, handling Burt properly with her prison nurse experience, etc. This will be a huge blow to the "hug house" and "friend house" as she seemed to be the center of these soft vibes. The girls now have no real leader or person to turn to for support. Good.

Good point. Every single time someone started melting down she'd go full Mommy mode and start comforting them.

Maybe Nifty can be their new Mommy

 

[Lowercase I internet]

The rug-pull happened, and instead of a hole underneath, there's a painted black circle. The fish are all acting like they're falling into some pit.
The rug is gone. The floor is there.
Stand up, idiots.

It's easy to say this from our perspective, but the Fish have been told for the last two weeks they're on a groundbreaking show with a multimillion dollar computer that's airing on Hulu. The consistent SFX and TTS are chipping away at their mental states as well now that it's not some experimental AI but a bunch of Internet weirdos talking to them.

Of course they're going to feel like shit. Don't blame them, blame the rug pull for being so sudden.

 

[Foster]

 

[anliteralidiot]

Of course they're going to feel like shit. Don't blame them, blame the rug pull for being so sudden.

I'm blaming them because they're being pussies, when Sam explained everything to them! They're expecting a second twist, and there isn't a second twist!

 

[Halloween23]

I'm blaming them because they're being pussies, when Sam explained everything to them! They're expecting a second twist, and there isn't a second twist!

Nah they're having a natural reaction to being lied to for what was likely months. The circle of trust has been broken and now they're not going to believe a single thing is real. Production needs to bring up a laptop or something to show them the site for a few minutes and prove they're not bullshitting.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Nah they're having a natural reaction to being lied to for what was likely months. The circle of trust has been broken and now they're not going to believe a single thing is real. Production needs to bring up a laptop or something to show them the site for a few minutes and prove they're not bullshitting.

Alexis said she decided to quit because of a TTS calling her leatherface. She was a Queen Bee control-freak who couldn't handle not having power over TTS.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Nah they're having a natural reaction to being lied to for what was likely months. The circle of trust has been broken and now they're not going to believe a single thing is real. Production needs to bring up a laptop or something to show them the site for a few minutes and prove they're not bullshitting.

It would be funnier if they used AI to create a voice profile of previous contestants and create short messages saying they are ok or cheering someone on. prince gay nigger thought teds vote for the presidency was AI created. it would feed into the paranoia

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

She treated Burt like a retard. The only person who handled Burt's schizo meltdowns properly was Binx because she treated him like a real person and listened to him and didn't tell him what or how to think.

Now, counterpoint: Burt is retarded. Left to his own devices he spirals. I think Burt unchecked is going to be spectacular.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Nah they're having a natural reaction to being lied to for what was likely months. The circle of trust has been broken and now they're not going to believe a single thing is real. Production needs to bring up a laptop or something to show them the site for a few minutes and prove they're not bullshitting.

Vance is right there, they can ask him. They saw him, with hair, on the slideshow.

 

[Agares]

Haven't seen a lot of S2 but everyone hypes up Nifty like she's an unhinged content queen. Is this true?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Burt gooning while TTS spams "vertical bar" at him over and over.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

It would be funnier if they used AI to create a voice profile of previous contestants and create short messages saying they are ok or cheering someone on. prince gay nigger thought teds vote for the presidency was AI created. it would feed into the paranoia

they already used Ted's voice to "mail in vote" during the election and they instantly noticed the cadence was off. The same thing happened when they deployed Jon's voice during S1, people have peculiar ways of phrasing things and the AI doesn't account for this.

Haven't seen a lot of S2 but everyone hypes up Nifty like she's an unhinged content queen. Is this true?

She was the real life equivalent of Cousin Kyle and the fish absolutely hated her because she didn't bathe or participate and constantly judged them for doing crazy shit on the show. I use the Cousin Kyle reference because Sneedchat made the comparison then within 15minutes one of the fish also did which was fucking hilarious.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Haven't seen a lot of S2 but everyone hypes up Nifty like she's an unhinged content queen. Is this true?

We’re being sarcastic, the joke is that she did nothing but sleep and whine about microagressions. She did have her moments, like when the crew broke into her room and had an impromptu pizza party

 

[Foster]

Burt gooning while TTS spams "vertical bar" at him over and over.
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Spoiler: Spoiler for big babies

 

[goh]

I like how Alexis cared more about her nursing license than her literal child.