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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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16 hours in, the only fish that's left so far is la'ron
 
Autistic Integrity said:
La'ron Sneed aka GayNigger's instagram live fresh off leaving the show
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Favorite part is that he hopes Binx wins. Big fuck you to Payton.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/rontheprince/reel/DCLZTPVgjMp/
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Holy shit, this disgusting fatty makes me want to hurl. Not just for looking like a waterbrain child but his mannerisms are so disgusting. Acting all tough on a live after he left the show before the 19 year old normie "yt girl" is next level dumb.
>sorry if I disappointed you as my fans
Nigger, you have 50 views on average on your shit, what fans?

Manifesting a hate crime for this retard. 🌈 8):heart-full:
 
Found from @Spoosh11 on Twitter.

Alex: "Imma start pissing on people for real"

Burt: "I don't mind!"
 
Dang, all of them stuck it out overnight except Laron. Not bad, especially since the TTS in there has been horrendous everytime I tuned in as is usual with the cell challenges.
 
I think his BBL scar was already posted, but he also has a scar under his shoulders (symmetrical under the other shoulder too, but I couldn't get a good pic of both). Are all his muscles fake?
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foam rolla said:
A room full of people, most of them men. A production staff who are all men, possibly queer, coming into the room and throwing balls at us... Balls... a term that is also referred to as men's testicles... Am I on a male centric queer dating show?
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There's a truth to it, though, and Jet came to genuinely realise and concede as much (though playing it off with maymay inclusivity language for the character) while talking Burt down in the confessional which resulted in Jet having his momentary crying break, from what I assume is his frustration with dealing with Sam pulling in a different direction with a heavy step. It's a moment where you can clearly see the Jet in the process of wanting the thing to be "more" and truer to the vision he's got in his head, and not only expressing as much after everything is done. So we got equal opportunity elections (which on autopilot they might have not been) and a contrived "makeover" for Mizzy to try lower the test by getting another femoid on camera doing girly things with another girl lmao - if you'd been paying attention you could practically see the wireframe of what's behind the considerations in the decision making.

If it was solely Jet in charge of it, there'd be no hell in the house. He's a feels guy, quick to empathise and start identifying with the contestants, and I've seen no ability from him to switch off and dehumanise the fish to put them through trials. Because he can't, his idea of fucking with the Fish is the Shark - impersonal, supposedly anonymous, skulking around in the off hours, and a complete dud for three seasons now. The morning after the reveal, he was going around telling people what he feels people feel. Every sentence had a "feel" in it. He's a like a teacher who can't conceptualise himself as an authority and instinctually becomes too buddy with the classroom, so the hive mind of the classroom knows he has no balls to punish them or even correct them for slights and disrespect - that's what the mood would be like with just him in charge. On the other hand, I think Sam has a really overbearing male sense of rituals and trials, and though he similarly grows fond with time and familiarity, he can dehumanise them for the duration and then grow even more fond of those who meet his expectations and don't bitch out.

All the things the show is poking fun at are male-brained because it's drawing from an exclusively male entertainment reference space, and there is something to be picked up there by people in the thick of it. The intention is the usual fare of putting something on the show that the audience knows to be a joke, but it's actually a really obvious show of hand to a thinking participant with an internal monologue, or five. The exclusive maleness of the unthinking input on the part of producers is tangible. It's the creative input and ideas you'd expect from a brain doesn't have a significant woman in their life to moderate it (corrupt it, ptfui) with feminine notions and entertainment. If they had gfs, we'd get cool shit like cooking competitions.
It's a gay show.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Cooking is a manly activity, look at all the world-class chefs, look at how most of them are men.
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duh, men are the best everything, the best at make-up, best at fashion, child-rearing, men make the best nurses, probably best at sucking dick too, best at everything you we relegate to being "female" activities
it just doesn't need to be said explicitly, we're also best at being nice to women
 
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