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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
Anyone else feel like that other than the gaymaxing and Damiel losing his bed, fucking nothing has happened today?
My feeling is that they're treading water until they solve the streaming issue. Sam now has to recoup an additional 30k, which is admittedly probably a drop in the bucket given he indicated he had like 100k ready to drop in fish bucks. He wants the audience to be voting on the skits and more importantly buying coins to vote on the skits.

Even then we're only in Week 1 of a 6 week schedule. My guess is that the original schedule was something like this:

Week 1: 7 people remain
Week 2: 6
Week 3: 5
Week 4: 4
Week 5: 3
Week 6: End - One Winner
 
Josie is chill, but the way her simps act makes it hard to like her. She's an autistic 4/10, but her fans treat her like Aphrodite. You're never going to hug her. You're never going to be able to interact with her outside of this show without her calling you a creep. You're never going to hold her hand. You're never going to make her fall in love with you. I hope the Damiel and Josie ship happens just for the sole reason I get to react to every Josie fag on /tv/ getting cucked.
 
Josie is chill, but the way her simps act makes it hard to like her. She's an autistic 4/10, but her fans treat her like Aphrodite. You're never going to hug her. You're never going to be able to interact with her outside of this show without her calling you a creep. You're never going to hold her hand. You're never going to make her fall in love with you. I hope the Damiel and Josie ship happens just for the sole reason I get to react to every Josie fag on /tv/ getting cucked.
she has a boyfriend who actively taunts her simps on his instagram bio. i think they have the cucking down pat.
 
THE GOYIM KNOW

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Josie is chill, but the way her simps act makes it hard to like her. She's an autistic 4/10, but her fans treat her like Aphrodite. You're never going to hug her. You're never going to be able to interact with her outside of this show without her calling you a creep. You're never going to hold her hand. You're never going to make her fall in love with you. I hope the Damiel and Josie ship happens just for the sole reason I get to react to every Josie fag on /tv/ getting cucked.
Is it not enough that they get cucked by Sam Hyde? He fucked all the girls in the house AND is taking the simps money as well.
 
Josie is chill, but the way her simps act makes it hard to like her. She's an autistic 4/10, but her fans treat her like Aphrodite. You're never going to hug her. You're never going to be able to interact with her outside of this show without her calling you a creep. You're never going to hold her hand. You're never going to make her fall in love with you. I hope the Damiel and Josie ship happens just for the sole reason I get to react to every Josie fag on /tv/ getting cucked.

she has a boyfriend who actively taunts her simps on his instagram bio. i think they have the cucking down pat.

Is it not enough that they get cucked by Sam Hyde? He fucked all the girls in the house AND is taking the simps money as well.
It's not true. ITS NOT TRUUUUUUUUUUUU.
 
I think the unsung hero of this entire show is the gas stove that has been misused easily half a dozen times so far and will likely eventually start a fire
 
Josie is chill, but the way her simps act makes it hard to like her. She's an autistic 4/10, but her fans treat her like Aphrodite. You're never going to hug her. You're never going to be able to interact with her outside of this show without her calling you a creep. You're never going to hold her hand. You're never going to make her fall in love with you. I hope the Damiel and Josie ship happens just for the sole reason I get to react to every Josie fag on /tv/ getting cucked.
If you're a Josie stan you can just sit and spin
 
They're just gonna leave an entire box of chili out on the counter.
at least we get Vance Drumming, that's a good time.
 
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