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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
DankSmoker said:
I dont know what it is about pacific islanders, but they all seem really kind (and fat)
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There's science to this, the summary is basically their bodies evolved for a lean diet of fish/beans/yams or whatever. Put them in 21st century Western Gomorrah and they snack on processed food and put on a shit ton of weight, their bodies cant handle the chemicals and the fats etc. Call a nutritionist, I dont know what I'm talking about, all I know is the effect youre describing is very real.
 
Anyone else feel like that other than the gaymaxing and Damiel losing his bed, fucking nothing has happened today?
 
Blindeye said:
Jon is just reading the Bible aloud while everyone tries their best to talk over it, and from the sound of it, he's struggling a lot to make the words out and really needs the phonetics
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Jon trying to read the bible after being down bad for bussy is the most aggressive "no homo" I have seen since Fuentes
 
Didn't manage to finish my fanart yet (8 drawings, little time), but I figured I'd post Jon for now.
When I'm done with all 8 I'll post the whole thing.
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It's kinda hard to read the text fml. Might rework it
 
Small G genocide said:
There's science to this, the summary is basically their bodies evolved for a lean diet of fish/beans/yams or whatever. Put them in 21st century Western Gomorrah and they snack on processed food and put on a shit ton of weight, their bodies cant handle the chemicals and the fats etc. Call a nutritionist, I dont know what I'm talking about, all I know is the effect youre describing is very real.
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Yeah I understand Spam is absurdly popular there just because it's something that's not perishable.
 
The Real Me said:
Anyone else feel like that other than the gaymaxing and Damiel losing his bed, fucking nothing has happened today?
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That's the reality of all 'reality' TV shows though. It's hours of not much happening. A few notable things happen that make it to the final cut so it feels like a lot of things happened when you watch it.

I have the livefeed on as a background, but I'm not religiously watching it. Should probably wait for the highlight reels/finale footage if you want it to be non-stop action.
 
We just heard a really loud booming noise. It sounded to me like someone bumped up against one of the microphones. Violetta, maybe?
edit: They cut to Simmons playing harmonica in B3 then cut back to the kitchen, but it's weird and silent now. They might've cut away to have someone tell them where the mic is and to be careful from here on out. It was either that or another timewarp.
 
Da fuck is that lady dressed in black doing with her hands. She looks like she is sperging out.
 
fax Mexican x fat girl as they play with the soccer ball
 
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