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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
foam rolla said:
If the newfags are targeting Burt, I hope Sam and Ben speak to them all privately and do the "Burt is a queer, POC with autism and schizophrenia. And we would think if anyone was actively discriminating against him would be racist, ableist and queerphobic." line
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Not only Burt, but Simbal too lol. Famous House 2.0 might be over as soon as it began to make room for the finals.
 
neger psykolog said:
He finished spurting and then a few moments later TTS came on and said: "Brother, you are cooked"
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That was Jet, too, lol. I like how The Clique is feeling pressed right now with the numbers balance changing before their eyes. SUFFAH QUEEN BEE! SUFFAH!
 
Tr00nStompa said:
KEVIN DONT TOUCH BURTS HAND... NOOOOOOO
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I never actually watched a full burt spurt so far. Just to provide detail in text format, it appears he does actually "finish" and then pull his pants up. He tried napping a bit but TTS told him to go out of the room which he kinda ignored.
Then I think Jet over intercom told everyone to gather somewhere so he got up. So he got out of the top bunk in the bedroom and started slipping his shoes on again - he kind of stumbled so its hard to tell if he had like post-nut clarity or some shit going on.

And uhh.. not sure how to say it without just saying it but it appeared there may have been a stain on his shorts. I saw a video somewhere else of him having a "wet stain" on his shorts before and he cleaned it off with a paper towel in the kitchen when everyone else noticed.

And yeah I guess after that he just walked into the hallway with his shorts on that are almost too small for him. It's hard to appreciate just how fucking tiny his shorts are until a moment like that - if starts feeling "frisky" you will definitely be able to notice it when he's wearing shorts that are that small.
 
Btw does anyone know why PPV doesn't restream the cam wall? I feel like it would be a good solution to the thumbnail problems bc you wouldn't need to query the thumbnails anymore.
 
It's over for Burt. He was tolerable for the people for the first weeks of famous house because he wasn't a full on outed sex freak.
Now that he's been enabled by fishtank, he can't return to being semi-normal.
 
Tony was pulled outside for a second and it sounded like a woman asked him a couple questions, the only one I caught was "do you have a brother?". Then he went back inside. Did someone call the cops already?
 
This basically confirms Brandon Hilton's involvement with Dahvie Vanity and grooming scene kids on Myspace.
https://thehouseofmann.com/blogs/news/brandon-hilton-takes-the-cover-of-nerve (archive)
Brandon Hilton likes to say he was “born on Myspace’’ because that’s where it all started.
He recalled being fresh out of high school when a friend told him about the social networking site, which was a first of its kind in the mid-2000s. He signed up using the desktop computer at his grandma’s house and added a basic profile picture, but things didn’t stay basic for long.
Hilton expanded his content as he gained more friends on the site. He credits his platinum blonde hair and the eccentric photos his grandma took of him in her garage for helping him stand out.

Once he reached a million friends on Myspace, that’s when he started getting opportunities to work with photographers and producers, he recalled.
“Then I was like, ‘Alright, I should probably utilize this and kind of make it not really a career, but just a way that I can make money and get myself out of Pacolet, South Carolina,’ was the goal. And so that’s what I did,” Hilton said.

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Today, Hilton categorizes his music as pop dance, but he described the work earlier in his career as more grungy electronic.
“I liked that whole early Luciana, Myspace sound where everything’s gritty with high-energy dance beats,” he said. “But I kind of grew out of that pretty fast because I wanted my music to sound legit and I wanted my voice to be better produced.”
Brandon Hilton’s debut album Dirty On The Dancefloor charted #11 on Hot Topic/Shockhound’s most downloaded albums of 2010.
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Going on his YouTube channel and sorting his videos by Oldest shows his association with celebrities in the early 2010s, apparently he must have been some sort of C-list celebrity hanger-on.
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