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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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The modelling challenge is about to start. Alex and Fatty are the judges.
 
C. Cactus said:
Binx wearing a bald cap and painting herself green for some kind of cosplay only to inevitably lose to one of the girls who just wore a nice dress is going to be funny, especially because she wasn't planning on it and tts talked her into it.
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That's a wig cap. It makes the wig more snug by compressing your natural hair, and you clip a wig to it to secure it.
 
resnard said:
In the "worst thing you've done" confessional Jeff said he regretted selling 20 grams of fentanyl to a cop. 2 milligrams is commonly considered a lethal dose.
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Street fent is stepped on so hard and isn't even really fentanyl(usually analogues like carfentanyl and other shit but not comparable to rx grade fentanyl). They cut it so much because believe it or not they don't want to kill their customers. Their old school junkie customers are used to heroin so it's usually diluted down to that sort of quality, like a point (0.1g) being a dose.
 
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Both groups struggled to make pyramids due to odd numbers. Binx wasn't allowed to participate by the girls because she'd stain them, but this is potentially getting her disqualified from the rest of the modelling show.
 
john oliver enjoyer said:
Did Sam just give up? Any info on how long will this be the Alex Stein & Fatty show
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He and Jet are both sick with something, Sam definitely had it worse than Jet judging by his voice yesterday. If I had to guess, he's trying to take it easy early on in the day so he can maintain his energy and activity once he gets going later in the day. It sucks for us, but it's understandable.
 
Stein calls all the girls "whores", pauses, and adds "not you Star". Sky says something and Stein adds "I was referring to you Sky"

Stein is a funny host with a good personality but he always gets brought in to fill time and has very little to work with in terms of actual content. His one liners are carrying (alongside Fatty's energy), but I'm not sure how long they can keep up this mostly boring bit
 
#lurker said:
You have to give Stein credit, he has absolutely nothing to work with. These are all ugly vapid people.
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He would have been the coolest teacher / coach in the world. His rizz would have gotten him fired though, with all the lady teachers competing for his attention.
 
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