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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Big Nasty said:
Regarding the Mary situation: Hasn't Jon/ADL technically violated the Mann Act?
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Add it to the pile since nobody involved seems to really care. I mean, Mary talked about having a fake ID which she showed to production and initially claimed to be 23. This itself might be another federal crime depending on what she did with the ID. The production not only didn't remove her from the show like a well-run show might do, but instead allowed and encouraged her to drink and smoke weed for a month. On one of Shadi's streams she confessed that she got plastered for a month straight while there. So yeah, nothing will probably come of it all.
 
Marche said:
woman ruin everything
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Don't worry brother, Yoobles said he'll be back on tonight to destroy his house and give himself CO poisoning some more. Stream Stars is saved.

ETA: I was able to find a few clips of Yoobles from last night. It's a crime I can't find more. The "drink the piss start the fire" TTS in the first clip is when I started tuning in live, I saw it in chat and just had a hunch it would lead somewhere good.




 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Could you guys help me out with something? I need everyone's favorite moments from season 3. I'm trying to compile a list of best moments. Here are mine in no particular order:

  1. The initial TTS interaction between production and Burt where they purposely would use it only when Burt was alone.
  2. Burt "discovering" Sam is Jewish and how he suspected it all along because of his obsession with money.
  3. Luke begging for money in the streets of Vegas and running past an Indian grubhub driver asking him for help and just saying "NOPE".
  4. Burt reverse hassling Frank by sniffing his boots while he's asleep.
  5. Trolls calling the reception of the hotel they are at asking for Marky
  6. The entire confessional room interaction between Alex Stein and Burt
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Sam's whole Peruvian spirit guide story that he told to both Alex B and Symbal, giving them the same fucking necklace, and telling them to "do the SSI". I really wish he took it farther and developed it somehow.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Don't worry brother, Yoobles said he'll be back on tonight to destroy his house and give himself CO poisoning some more. Stream Stars is saved.

ETA: I was able to find a few clips of Yoobles from last night. It's a crime I can't find more. The "drink the piss start the fire" TTS in the first clip is when I started tuning in live, I saw it in chat and just had a hunch it would lead somewhere good.
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I know someone who blacked out from CO poisoning after cooking on a small charcoal grill outside under an overhang. Odds we see our first Fishtank snuffstream?
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
I know someone who blacked out from CO poisoning after cooking on a small charcoal grill outside under an overhang. Odds we see our first Fishtank snuffstream?
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At one point there was a very concerned serious-sounding guy in his Discord instructing him to open the window, Yoobles revealed he has sealed that window shut for some reason so he couldn't do it but he opened the rest of the doors and windows in his house. He was definitely woozy from fumes a couple times last night.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Last night, Jon and his friend were streaming the finale of ADL. There wasn't a lot of fanfare though cause most of the viewers just wanted Jon to address the video where he was spitting in people's graves. Jon caved in and finally explained the reason why he spat on those graves.
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I didn't exactly have "they were the graves of high level freemason pedophiles" on my bingo card, yet here we are.
In a way I feel at least a little less judgemental of him because he is actually retarded and I assumed the action was just a random malicious one (out with the guys and fucking around) and in his little pea-brain head where Andrew Tate is Jesus that does actually sound like a "legitimate" reason I'd expect from someone like Jon even if it is "legitimately stupid".

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I feel really bad for Greg. This event is going to seriously fuck with his views for his show, which is slated to start tomorrow. Greg has already flown out to shoot it (I think its in another state, the False Hawks guy are giving him a location to use) so I don't think he will be postponing. I hope they either let him use the fishtank site or he somehow pulls a bunch of viewers anyway because he worked really hard on preparing for this. I was down to watch seGREGated for the long haul but I will tune out if we get more yoobles and dingus kino. Jet could have at least warned him that this would be happening at the same time. I remember Greg saying he would postpone for the Burt/Frank event if it lasted longer and this was still when he planned to start his show March 1st. For this reason, I seriously doubt he knew this stream stars thing would be happening, and now it might be too late to change plans.

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Till Krannies said:
Starting to think Jon is not really a man of God and uses religion as an excuse to commit his morally bankrupt actions
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He just likes the parts of the bible that say women are inferior and hoes are evil. That way he can justify his treatment of women and act like he's morally superior (every girl is a slwut by the way). He's too retarded to understand the teachings of the bible like fairness, humility, generosity, faith and spirituality.
 
Alex B markyposted too, didn't he? He just got invited back lol. He is a lot more valuable to Jet than Shadi is though. And he can grovel and beg and apologize more too. Who knows what is going on anymore.
 
retard strength II said:
Alex B markyposted too, didn't he? He just got invited back lol. He is a lot more valuable to Jet than Shadi is though. And he can grovel and beg and apologize more too. Who knows what is going on anymore.
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at this point i think sam might have genuinely gave up even combating angaist it, everyone at this point knowns about the rumors to some extent
 
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