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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Blue Morpho said:
Simmons enjoyed trooning out and posing for the camera way too much for that to be funny. It was gross. Part of what makes humiliating people funny is that they feel, well, humiliated. If they're into it it isn't funny. Get this fucking crossdressing freak off the show, if I want to watch a pervert have fun being repulsive I can just pull up twitter or an Amazon review for clothes meant for 14 year old girls or other usual troon haunts.
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The Blue Morpho said:
Simmons enjoyed trooning out and posing for the camera way too much for that to be funny. It was gross. Part of what makes humiliating people funny is that they feel, well, humiliated. If they're into it it isn't funny. Get this fucking crossdressing freak off the show, if I want to watch a pervert have fun being repulsive I can just pull up twitter or an Amazon review for clothes meant for 14 year old girls or other usual troon haunts.
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Tbf I've never seen someone give in to sissy hypnosis in real time before so that was an experience
 
CoolFool said:
I don't know shit about Sam and his crew, who is Frank Hassle and why is he a big deal?
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He's a severely autistic retard whose entire persona is going around and being a dickwad to random people in an attempt to cause a freak out. He infamously got boogie2988 to fire a loaded gun off his front porch in the middle of suburbia because boogie was terrified of Frank.

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Frank was basically the top man in MDE for a while after the boogie shit went down, but he's unironically jon level retarded (autistic accent and everything) so he fell off after that.
 
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Collections Agent said:
Tbf I've never seen someone give in to sissy hypnosis in real time before so that was an experience
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Imo it would be funnier to make him go through some kind of conversion therapy to detroon him than outright kick him off the show. He’s so earnest about all the challenges and drama that I think he’s a good contestant for at least a few more weeks
 
curbside2 said:
If you had to pick a “winner” so far this show how could it not be Jon? I know Josie will win by existing but Teflon Jon is so ahead of all the other fish based on his actions it’s unreal.
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Jon claims that even if he wins, he's losing money by appearing on the show (lol) and that he'll be able to build a brand off the back of this show (lol). I'm hoping that he wins and becomes America's Next Top (J) Lolcow

Edit: just did a quick calculation, and Jon supposedly earns >$90k based on his ramblings
 
Man I can't believe I missed so much after I went to bed. Damiel just not even hiding his phone after getting BTFO'd by Jon, who was feeling powered up after taking a grade A beating from Sam and doing street-fighting jumps. Then Damiel is kicked off and Jon is punished with juice on his clothes lol.

I hope Hassle makes Jon cry for driving off Damiel, he was my boy and he was gonna be the perfect villain for the show.

Jon not being a narc for one night challenge: LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
 
Rotollo 2 said:
Is he really the perfect villain if he got btfo'd by a stuttering mushmouthed tatetard?
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Compared to the rest of these luminaries? Absolutely yes. No one else has been cruel or chaotic like Damiel so far.

Although for whatever reason Jon seemed to hate Vance more than Damiel until Vance said sowwy to him for making fun of him behind his back.
 
curbside2 said:
If you had to pick a “winner” so far this show how could it not be Jon? I know Josie will win by existing but Teflon Jon is so ahead of all the other fish based on his actions it’s unreal.
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When the show was being promoted in the livestreams I really thought they'd pick literal loser bums with drug addictions and missing teeth. IP2 level contestants. But it seems like most of them are just socially anxious pussies wearing masks. It doesn't take much for Jon to take lead when he's the one that talks the most and creates the most content, Damiel was a plant but spent the first few days inside of his bedroom doing nothing. So not sure what his game plan with that was..
 
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MeatinMouf said:
What if someone just went up to Josie and kicked that fucking medicine ball from under her mid bounce?
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Josie would be extremely easy to bully. Take away her plushie and toys, force her to sit in a blank room alone, make loud sounds when she doesn't expect it.
But I doubt it will happen since she is a fan favorite and because it would be too much like bullying a retarded autistic child.
 
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