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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Blackstar said:
The fat bitch is gonna eat them
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I would not be surprised if she saves the leftovers for him. To witness them on the counter the moment he walks in through the door. The guy honestly needs to livestream or record the moment he comes into the door for the inevitable court case.
 
Like it or not the Landwhale was the only thing keeping Alex sober.
I hope he finds another Spicy Latinx before he OD's.
 
NylonPython said:
Like it or not the Landwhale was the only thing keeping Alex sober.
I hope he finds another Spicy Latinx before he OD's.
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Jokes aside the best thing for him would probably be to spend two weeks away from home in the woods while being constantly monitored, maybe with some LARPing involved.
 
skrod said:
Jokes aside the best thing for him would probably be to spend two weeks away from home in the woods while being constantly monitored, maybe with some LARPing involved.
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I'm going to pitch a gritty noire storyline where Jimmy and Alex B are detectives until it happens.
"You're a loose canon detective beezy! I'm gonna throw you off the force!"
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Does anyone here actually regularly browse those threads? They're so insanely bad and absurdly fast while basically nothing gets discussed. Genuinely some of the worst /tv/ threads i've ever viewed and generally speaking /tv/ was one of the better boards.
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You guys remember during season 1 when KF went down for something like two weeks and we were forced to go to /tv/? God those were dark times.
 
skrod said:
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Jokes aside the best thing for him would probably be to spend two weeks away from home in the woods while being constantly monitored, maybe with some LARPing involved.
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I think the S3 cast (in addition to whoever they can get on the team from 1+2) would do much better at Blood Games purely due to how driven their strong personalities are. But will Alex play ball with Burt? I'd love to see a PvP BG with two teams though, and several team challenges, almost more like Survivor plus LARP.
 
anliteralidiot said:
lmao at how sparsely Binx replies, she's really trying to keep him to just being a friend
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KhorneFlakes said:
It's far less him talking with Binx and more him talking AT Binx. The Monkey King simped for a fat latina(ogresa), now he's simping for a skinny goth one(goblina), so it's a minute improvement I suppose
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To be fair even if it wasn't Binx the conversation would be 90% or more Alex yapping just like in real life.
 
Subscription Model appears to have been changed to once a month instead of twice a year. Still the same cost for a regular pass while the XL is $20 more a year.
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else_letter said:
Subscription Model appears to have been changed to once a month instead of twice a year. Still the same cost for a regular pass while the XL is $20 more a year.
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Even if they are technically still charging the same amount per month I think this change is a much better way of doing this, it's so much more convenient to have a season pass for a couple of months for only $20 compared to being forced to pay $60 for six months when you really only want the pass for a couple of months. I really like this change and hope they stick with it.
 
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