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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
skrod said:
Season 2 was a whole lot of this:
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Do NOT blackpill yet. It looks like the divorce is still on. Alex B is currently live on the phone with his mother, talking about what sorts of things Jacqueline is trying to take from him in the divorce. Seems like Jackie's still at the house in another room. As expected, Momma B seems to despise Jacqueline.

Update - It's extremely juicy, please someone recap this because I am not able to
- Alex B claims Jacqueline has a warrant out for her arrest for something "small"
- Alex B claims she never finalized her divorce with her previous husband

 
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skrod said:
o NOT blackpill yet. It looks like the divorce is still on. Alex B is currently live on the phone with his mother, talking about what sorts of things Jacqueline is trying to take from him in the divorce. Seems like Jackie's still at the house in another room. As expected, Momma B seems to despise Jacqueline.

Update - It's extremely juicy, please someone recap this because I am not able to
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Few other things i heard him say
  • Hes been sleeping on the couch
  • Ogre is trying to make a case to keep the house, says she needs in home care and cannot leave
  • Ogre is hoarding all the expensive items in the house to sell
  • Possible warrant for the ogre for multiple unpaid traffic violations
  • Ogre did not get properly divorced from her first husband
  • Says she might be in the house for "days, months, or even years"
  • Calls his mom up at one point and she can barely get a word in over him, tells him to get access to the security system and cameras but he has no access to it since Ogre is the admin on it and she set it up
  • Is extremely worried that Ogre is going to steal the monkeys and is constantly running in and out of the studio to make sure she has not taken anything
  • Alex says that shes trying to build a case that hes abusive, needs to be removed from the house, and is going down kicking and screaming rather than give up the lifestyle she has grown accustomed to
  • Goes off on the fishtank fans that have been digging up things in his past and is upset that things he did years ago are being used against him
  • Ogre is recording him on the security cameras and on her phone at all times
  • Got a call about the monkey piss thing im assuming from here on the forum at one point lmao
  • He mentions that last night there was some facebook post that the Ogre made that contains lies about him, and his mother called him about it because she thought it was a joint post from Alex and Ogre when it was not, if anyone knows her facebook if they could find that post it would be appreciated
I could totally eat shit for this later but Alex is so retarded and easily manipulated i think there's still a chance she convinces him he was the one in the wrong the whole time and he crawls back to her and huffs more farts from that bbw latina ass
EDIT: i found the facebook account he was referring to, but it seems that since last night she has renamed it from their shared account "Alexander and Jacqueline Bernard" to just "Jacqueline Bernard" and deleted every post and all information from it, so we will probably never know what it was she posted that sent him over the edge.
 
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I think the real solution to Alex B's problem is a 24 hour livestream. She can't claim you're abusive if you are being filmed 24/7. Season 3.5 - Monkey Trouble is a gold mine waiting to be tapped.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
I think the real solution to Alex B's problem is a 24 hour livestream. She can't claim you're abusive if you are being filmed 24/7. Season 3.5 - Monkey Trouble is a gold mine waiting to be tapped.
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He said he's going to stream 24/7 from the garage for at least the next week. Inevitably we're gonna get some content here.
 
Halloween23 said:
Season 2 cast was filled with the types of people who browse 4chan and kiwifarms so that made them relatable.
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I had the complete opposite reaction. Seeing someone like Jimmy existing outside the internet I had a "holy shit am I posting with people who are like this in real life?" moment and all I felt was shame not relatability.
 
Since I’m pretty much the only one here who watches Letty’s Asia streams, I’m going to write a little bit about it.
She, Letty, and Hyub (a Korean streamer who’s living in Japan) went to Japan after Korea and have been there for most of this week. Letty is staying at Hyub’s, and TJ is stuck at a seedy Japanese porn hotel he doesn’t really like (apparently there was no room at Hyub’s place for poor TJ—not even on the floor). Nothing really noteworthy has happened; just them being tourists and doing touristy things.
One memorable instance was Letty being her usual loud and annoying self, filming people on the subway. This resulted in a hilarious confrontation: some random Japanese dude publicly scolded her for being a nuisance. But that’s really not important here.
Then came last night’s stream. It started off innocently enough with the three of them going out for sightseeing and then karaoke. I guess in Japan they don’t really want to pay for cabs, so the night ended with them taking the last train home—that was supposed to be the end of it. Or was it?
Letty and Hyub continued drinking and doing karaoke at home (at one point the police were called because of the noise). They got pretty lit, and TJ—who was still up watching the stream—decided to call Letty around the 12:46:00 mark of this VOD:
TJ sounded obviously disappointed and hurt that he was being left out, asking if he could come over (he’s staying about a 45‑minute walk away). Hyub shut him down point‑blank, saying they were about to go to sleep—yet the stream went on for another 2.5 hours. After TJ was told not to come, the vibes got pretty weird.
Hyub became confrontational, laying into Letty about why she let TJ come to Korea in the first place, and claiming that TJ obviously has a thing for Letty. I mean, he’s probably not wrong, but it was a shitty move to blow someone’s spot like that. I can’t recall everything said after, but Hyub repeatedly called Letty stupid (it’s all in the next hour of the VOD) and Letty got visibly angry and hurt. Eventually the situation dissipated: Hyub went to sleep, and Letty stayed up a bit longer talking to the stream.
Oh, and they played a drinking game where one of the penalties was showing the third‑to‑last photo on your phone to the stream. Letty immediately tensed up and refused—apparently it was a bra selfie (hmm, where have we seen this before?). She probably takes a lot of pictures, so it must’ve been recent.
Later, Hyub got access to Letty’s phone and looked at her Instagram DMs. When he opened her messages with Chicken Andy, his reaction was basically, “What the fuck?” Not to theorize too much, but apparently Letty and Chicken are still texting—and I wouldn’t be surprised if that bra selfie was meant for him. Nobody involved has been live or heard from since then. I think they’re taking a day off, but I hope they deal with the fallout privately.
All in all, I don’t know what to make of the whole situation. Letty is obviously there just to have a good time and see the world. TJ’s motivations are harder to gauge. On one hand, he seems fine being off‑stream and going on his own adventures. On the other, I agree with Hyub: nobody flies across the world just to hang out.
I didn’t watch PowTank, but as I understand it, it already became apparent there that TJ was trying to get with Letty. So he’s in a tough spot: the girl he’s infatuated with is actively lusting after another man (and a literal “retarded” guy, no less), and he’s third‑wheeling the whole deal. Since TJ’s default mode is “man of no action,” there’s no production to hook him up this time. Hyub’s been visibly sullen and snappy ever since the Letty/Chicken drama kicked off a couple weeks ago. In this stream he seemed annoyed with Letty after the phone‑photo/DM reveal.
It doesn’t really matter, though, since Letty’s going to Thailand next week—Hyub will become irrelevant. The best hope is TJ flies home after this week, Letty goes to Thailand (and maybe gets Chicken out of her system), and then they can have a talk to align what each hopes to get out of this. TJ and Letty are also supposed to have a Canadian road trip down the line. I’m not big on shipping, but I feel like TJ and Letty are good together—they can talk about weird movies and books for hours, and TJ genuinely makes her laugh.
I guess time will tell.
 
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