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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I've said it before, Sam is a Steven Crowder type. Sensitive faggot who surrounds himself with yes man and thinks the vapid shit that comes from his mouth is profound. All the while being a hypocrite.

Heidecker forever mogs Hyde.

With that said, let's keep watching boys! Mirrors ftw.
 
Halloween23 said:
Jin said they didn't even tell him why, just kicked him off and sent him to the hotel. They still haven't paid him yet.

How can anyone still defend these faggots?
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They generally don't pay cash right then and there unless they are doing a theatrical elimination. He will get is money within weeks, just like the others.
 
Jin is live on instagram right now

So far I've heard him say
- Jupiter Neptune is hot
- Everyone already knows about Hack Blastard
- Implying heavily that the reason he was kicked is because of the r9k stuff
- Doesn't actually know why he was kicked though
- He has Mizzy on the phone now

Will update if its better than the show
 
Yeah.. this is trash. Jin was a weirdass but at least he was trying produce content. Now its just speech impediment guy and his seamonkey boss chick VS the abo. It wouldnt be so bad if it were week 5, its fucking day 4.
 
Wonder if Jin getting kicked had more to do with sending Daniel a message. Dan was the one who actually got into it with Jet, but they couldn’t kick him cause he’s arguably the most popular fish rn.

Either way, I’m not defending the wigs as I think they’re laughably thin skinned but, there’s no real benefit in bringing up productions personal history to the fish or the audience. Most of us are already aware of it and it comes off as try hard to me. Talking about past seasons is one thing
 
Polska krowa said:
Sam said they kicked Jin because they were getting annoyed at Jin and Daniel, and Daniel's stocks were higher, so they kept him. It seems to me they were kicking Jin to send a message to Daniel that he needs to start kowtowing to production.
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So in other words it's literally because of Jet's ego. The two guys who challenged him in the lightest way possible, and one gets kicked and the other warned.

Edit: I don't understand this logic. They get fans on the show as contestants. A big tradition within the Fishtank community is shitting production. Everybody knows about Jet and r9k. Everybody knows about Marky. If you don't want the risk then don't cast fans.
 
Jet and Sam think we like fishtank because of them. Still remember when he yelled "MDE never dies ✊️" during Season 1. Lol oh you mean the bozos who do sketch comedy? Who gives a fuck.
 
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The Mizzler is on with Jin asking him questions, nothing of interest has been revealed really other than that Jin claims he was trying to rizz up and bang D'wrench which i had no idea about, he has the worst game ive ever seen if thats true.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Jet and Sam think we like fishtank because of them. Still remember when he yelled "MDE never dies ✊️" during Season 1. Lol oh you mean the bozos who do sketch comedy? Who gives a fuck.
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the sad thing is there's probably some retard out there right now like "YEAH, BRO, KICK THAT CHINK FOR BACK TALKING MY E-DADDY"
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
it was the shit-testing
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Gee, I dunno, maybe if you want your cast to not give you shit then maybe you might want to try something called "acting like a professional"?
I don't think you'd even need to sacrifice what makes Fishtank great. You'd just need to draw lines clearly from the beginning and communicate well. Oh, and not run the thing like a stoned theatre school grad's first big production. How long have you and Jet been doing this, Sam?
 
I wonder how they'll approach the Jin stuff in the edit, since they obviously won't show what he said as that hurts Jet's ego so he'll probably just be kicked for no reason and they'll try to make it real quick and move on to the next scene. I guess we'll find out in 2028 when S4 edits come out.
 
Here's the Mizzy and Jin Instagram call. There's nothing really enlightening about it. All Jin had to say was he wants to fuck Direnc.

 
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