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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Clarence Boddicker said:
Here's the Mizzy and Jin Instagram call. There's nothing really enlightening about it. All Jin had to say was he wants to fuck Direnc.

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It basically confirms that Jet was asshurt about the /r9k/ stuff. When Sam addressed the fish about Jin leaving he played it as a shared issue with Jin and Dan but Jin being lower in rating. The only issue they share is shit-testing production about hack_blastard.

So Jet is a little crybaby faggot.
 
Did anyone clip last night when Jet came up to fuss at Daniel for shit testing him? It's pretty funny in hindsight because I assumed it was a played up bit, but now it just seems incredibly retarded. Jet couldn't even verbalize exactly what Daniel was doing, like a toddler having a tantrum.
 
they had a good plot going on, and now that they've sabotaged it over their ego/paranoia, they're doing THE CELL!!! on fucking day 4. there was a good energy and momentum going on, its been nonstop content, and this just feels like a forced, last minute decision after the Jin kicking.
 
Halloween23 said:
I like how they call it "shit testing" when in reality its "don't make a light hearted joke about jet neptune being a former tripfag on 4chan"
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It wasn't specifically that. The main thing Daniel did that pissed them off was climbing into the attic, and then subsequently ignoring Jet's demands for him to come down.

This whole situation with Jin is about sending a message to Daniel. Jin was never going to win, anyway, and kicking him gives Daniel, a much more popular/less expendable fish, the impression that he might get kicked if he doesn't step in line. Regardless, it's retarded.
 
Big Green said:
Did anyone clip last night when Jet came up to fuss at Daniel for shit testing him? It's pretty funny in hindsight because I assumed it was a played up bit, but now it just seems incredibly retarded. Jet couldn't even verbalize exactly what Daniel was doing, like a toddler having a tantrum.
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Umm.. he didn't dislike Cole, but stop acting like Cole.
 
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Freaky ass nigga @Rango Dango
 
They really should do the cell as the very first thing they do to introduce fish. Force them into this awful situation with complete strangers. Or do a cell with a group and the set number that survive are the cast
 
You can tell it's a good day when people in the thread don't even mention how a shark just appeared to try and pull people (angelina) out of the room. Everyone is more invested in one of the only good contestants being no sold right out the door.
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It's supposed to be a last person to leave challenge and Jet didn't get enough screen time so he had to come out in the shark suit to fuck around. Jet it up!
 
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this guy is such a stupid fucking faggot
wearing a wrist brace like hes some 400 lb bitch in a scooter at a midwest walmart
this dude is more pathetic than rachel
perfect example of a fucking discord tranny janny
skinnyfat ginger gynecomastia man bitch
 
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