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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Dan was pacing upstairs yelling for the Jack Daniels he lost. Freddy had it downstairs, poured him more.
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Jet telling them they need to pay for a broken camera, Dan screams at him.
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Clarence Boddicker said:
Man does content and you want him to get kicked?
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I feel like punching a hole through a door because the person on the other side stole your candy is fine.

Accidentally kicking a hole through a wall while pounding it during a cell challenge in response to someone on the other side pounding the wall is fine.

Introducing yourself by destroying cabinets is funny as a recurring gag.

Spazzing out and punching holes through walls and breaking cameras for no reason other than "it's fishtank" isn't "content," it doesn't drive plot, there's no shock value, there's no joke, it's just stupid. There's nothing funny about the context, it's just "well, it's fishtank, so I guess I'll kick a hole in the wall?"
 
filthypenguin said:
I feel like punching a hole through a door because the person on the other side stole your candy is fine.

Accidentally kicking a hole through a wall while pounding it during a cell challenge in response to someone on the other side pounding the wall is fine.

Introducing yourself by destroying cabinets is funny as a recurring gag.

Spazzing out and punching holes through walls and breaking cameras for no reason other than "it's fishtank" isn't "content," it doesn't drive plot, there's no shock value, there's no joke, it's just stupid. There's nothing funny about the context, it's just "well, it's fishtank, so I guess I'll kick a hole in the wall?"
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I'm sorry you want plot in a livestreamed house full of autistic retards.
 
Freddy rang the beef bell on Ellie beacuse she stole candy from people.
They have to suck/lick a lollipop until there's no candy left on it, whoever's first wins obviously
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EDIT- Freddy finishes first but with some shenanigans (pulling the candy off of the stick/swallowing the remaining candy)
It is now up to an audience vote who won
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EDIT2- Ellie wins, Freddy is in the dawghouse!
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Freddy is begging for someone to bring him a bed so that he can smoke cigs while in the doghouse :story: It's a good bit
Angie and Seth are obliging. "He will reward us!" says Angie
 
Mr Sister said:
Dan is mad about Angelica betraying him somehow, I don't know what exactly she did I haven't been able to watch for a few days until tonight.
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1. She denied his advances
2. She robbed him of candy and TTS snitched on her to him
3. Incel

Angie and Ellie have made a late night alliance, who knows if it will hold for long. These people change alliances every 4-5 hours it seems.
 
So Freddy has been trying to defend Arye all night after Ellie stole his candy. Fred stole Ellie's candy in revenge, and then rang the beef bell on her. After losing he was preaching to Arye to stop trusting Ellie.
Ellie then went and talked shit about Fred with Angie, then Drench, then Arye. Ellie is even running with the rape allegations that were discussed ITT (if you missed it the thread seemed to conclude that it was a different person, similar name). All of them seem to be on Ellie's side, against Fred (Arye maybe not, he was pretty much just passively agreeing with Ellie).

Basically the girls seem to have a soft alliance, and their target is Fred
 
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