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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
daniel will either have a huge sperg out over this tomorrow, or be too hungover to function. he said tonight was the drunkest he has ever been (he is 21)
I'm crossing my fingers for a massive autistic spergout.

Before going to bed he asked Jet if they had anything for a hungover, Ben and Jet started laughing and Jet said "yeah water"

I'm guessing today is not going to be a good day for Daniel lol
 
Apparently, someone created an archive of all Jet's posts on 4chan when he namefagged there as "hack_blastard," which also includes a full analysis of his posts.
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https://jetneptroon.com/ (https://archive.ph/TImKd)

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daniel will either have a huge sperg out over this tomorrow, or be too hungover to function. he said tonight was the drunkest he has ever been (he is 21)
also.... TTS snitching is "banned" but it gets through to the point that Freddy said that he doesn't trust to do what TTS tells him anymore after they immediately snitched on him pouring beer on Drench's bed after they suggested it. We will see how long the snitch ban lasts for Dan
 
This is most appropriate, because Jew + weird skin condition
Fantastic Four Parody with Freddy as Mister Fantastic,Aryeh as the Thing,Seth as the Human torch,and Ellie as the Invisible (nontent) Woman
BEHOLD : THE FISH-TASTIC F4UR
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Freddy as Mister Fantastic,Aryeh as the Thing,Seth as the Human torch,and Ellie as the Invisible (nontent) Woman
 
These two probably each eat at least 3 entire chickens worth of calories a day. 6 chickens or equivalents have to die each day so these two can maintain their existence of doing nothing
She would've stayed if production was competent enough to make a fishtoy to deliver specifically her a delicious rotisserie chickens. They should've done it at cost too, for like one day so she ended up with 50 of the fuckers.
 
Burt did interview with JIn (pls delete if already posted):

Jin: I was a pervert in the house.
Burt: Is that a role you want to play?
Jin: No
Feels like the whole interview is just burt asking how Jin sees fishtank as if its a puzzle he needs to solve to get his money.
 
Daniel at the start of the season seemed like he had potential to be a real dog of a competitor. Now it seems like he's just an awkward autist who can't grasp that this is a competition after getting signed out multiple times. Dump daniel coin, it's all downhill from here
 
Daniel at the start of the season seemed like he had potential to be a real dog of a competitor. Now it seems like he's just an awkward autist who can't grasp that this is a competition after getting signed out multiple times. Dump daniel coin, it's all downhill from here
He still has potential. But he is very weak to alcohol (tonight was clear evidence) and Jet isn't wrong in calling him like Cole. He is very in his head about meta elements even though that is only hurting him. If those 2 curses were broken he would be prime.
 

Man dawrench really is despicable lol. I hadn't seen this clip till now and was already sick of her shit. Daniel losing to her makes way more sense now
 
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