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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 100 12.0%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 191 22.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 425 50.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%
  • Total voters
    835
The Tall Man said:
She has the same genetics as a mass stabbing Turkroach. Makes sense that she likes violence and starts biting in a harmless game.
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Yea, but don't do any "violence" she doesn't directly condone, or she'll lecture you and moralfag for hours/days about it.

Honestly, just push the fucking button.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I knew a guy that survived carbon monoxide because of that. Whole family died, but he woke up in time because he slept with his face covered.
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So you’re saying Aryeh has adapted to survive against being gassed? How many other modern Jews exhibit this trait? Evolution is fascinating,
 
Might be late on this being in the thread, I know it was mentioned in sneed chat.
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The sticky sock said:
Can you stay off weed for a few weeks to potentially win a few grand? He should have blown the smoke under Rachels bed and snitch to the wiggers.
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aren't there like thousands of ways to consume weed now that it's legal in most of America? i swear they even had tablets and drinks last time I was in a legal state.
wouldn't it be easier for a true blue weedfag to just sneak lozenges or tablets in instead of trying to smoke stinky pot in a monitored house?
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
aren't there like thousands of ways to consume weed now that it's legal in most of America? i swear they even had tablets and drinks last time I was in a legal state.
wouldn't it be easier for a true blue weedfag to just sneak lozenges or tablets in instead of trying to smoke stinky pot in a monitored house?
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You forgot one critical thing: pot heads are retarded.
 
The sticky sock said:
Can you stay off weed for a few weeks to potentially win a few grand? He should have blown the smoke under Rachels bed and snitch to the wiggers.
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That wouldn't be enough to hide it. If there's anything I learned from 60's government films - he's about to start ranting about Lenin and Satan and maybe also turn gay. His reefer abuse has altered him, permanently.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
aren't there like thousands of ways to consume weed now that it's legal in most of America? i swear they even had tablets and drinks last time I was in a legal state.
wouldn't it be easier for a true blue weedfag to just sneak lozenges or tablets in instead of trying to smoke stinky pot in a monitored house?
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I'm not a true blue weedfag or anything but I don't think I've never seen pills or lozenges for sale. I'm sure they're available if you shop around enough, but it may not have occurred to him. Either way, Sam dug through people's medicine 3 seasons in a row now, so that means concealing the pills on your person, and a pill bottle would rattle. He could probably have stuffed it with cotton or something I guess. Also, every edible I've seen has a stink just about the same as regular old weed, I wouldn't be surprised if pills are the same way.

I could see how the drinks probably don't stink, but I don't know how you smuggle a six week supply of weed drinks in without raising eyebrows.

The vapes only really stink while they're being used, and it doesn't linger like smoke does. I would think it'd be pretty easy to get away with using a vape in the restroom just before you get in the shower, and by the time you get out the smell will have dissipated. Then again, maybe if you're a weed addict you need to vape more often than you could get away with showering?
 
In light of everyone's favorite hog getting engaged again, I thought I'd look to see how long it's been since she divorced her fiancé. Turns out it was in 2022.
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When I looked up her fiancé's name, there was another petition for divorce listed from 2020.

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I looked up his other ex-wife and found her maiden name is Sparks.
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Looks like he got divorced by a nurse who moved to Wisconsin to get away from him, immediately picked up Rachel, couldn't stand it for more than a year or so, then decided Fishtank was the best place to propose again.

Also, the address in the filings for Rachel is old, but for some reason is still listed as her primary residence in the truthfinder report posted earlier in the thread. She had mentioned "sitting on the roof" of her apartment, so I went through the other addresses listed and found what is most likely her current "beautiful apartment with a great view". It has a communal rooftop terrace.
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She lives above a pharmacy and adjacent to a Black Lives Matter mural.
 
Gotta say, my least favorite recurring theme in Fishtank is the women stealing from guys and pressing them, only to turn around and cry that the men can't be mean back to them. I'm team Daniel-murdering-Angie.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
Gotta say, my least favorite recurring theme in Fishtank is the women stealing from guys and pressing them, only to turn around and cry that the men can't be mean back to them. I'm team Daniel-murdering-Angie.
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Like it or not, it makes sense
Dan is susceptible to angies feminine wiles
He just needs to overcome it
 
Fake News Anchor said:
Gotta say, my least favorite recurring theme in Fishtank is the women stealing from guys and pressing them, only to turn around and cry that the men can't be mean back to them. I'm team Daniel-murdering-Angie.
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When I get mad with Angie I remind myself that she’s going home to get beat after this then I feel much better.
This will scar Dan for life but it will also build character and make him stronger, like all spergs he has to learn the hard way not to be a push-over. I am being :optimistic: But I hope he survives tonight.
 
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