🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
jallsballs said:

New bodycam footage, apparently a wellness call on Ellie at the lakehouse. Cops talk to Chip, Ben and Jet are there clearly not working on FT. Ellie is seen through the window.

View attachment 7890163
View attachment 7890166
Click to expand...
This is so pathetic Jet holy fuck.
It's not even that she is 18 its that this is just being so gay for woman that you have to Epstein them when you already have the money and "fame" that can get them normally.
 
Ellie.
G0bS6TtXsAAy97D.webp
 
Reminder that Disco Ricky(The Schizophrenic Black Guy KKK SFX) instantly clocked Jet's true nature within seconds of meeting him.


 
else_letter said:
I guess this video is innocuous, what is wrong with having a party in some AirBnB after all
Click to expand...
considering its a wellness check on a high schooler, i think this might be one of the few times most kiwifarmers (not pedos like you) would be in support of government overreach
DeathsDesign said:
My god that person who answered the door seems barely sapient. Really makes you think about why things are the way they are...
GG Jeptroon.
Click to expand...
telling Sam to hire the non-retarded is like telling him to build a gorilla nest. you're lucky you are hiding behind a keyboard because Sam Hyde would literally attack you for saying what you did. You'd deserve it too, according to every other Nick Fuentes fanboy
 
It's funny that the big thing that has haunted Sam throughout his career has been being a creepy older guy who was smashing school girl box. Even to this day it still rears its ugly head and has stained his name even more than being nazi adjacent.

So Jet has shared years working alongside and being friends with Sam. He would be very privy to the Marky situation and the consequences its had on Sam's career. So what does Jet do? he speedruns himself into a similar situation. The difference is Jet doesn't have the brains, likability or creates a product that people enjoy, unlike Sam. So people are less likely to turn a blind eye to being a fat slav who is trying to smash teen gash.

It's like what I said before. People are unable to make an enjoyable, profitable product and then live a quiet and normal private life. They always need to destroy it by doing some obvious dysgenic shit.
 
Jimmy has entered the Tin and a new fishtoy has been made. For a benjamin, the viewers can give Jimmy a mallet.
Screenshot 2025-09-09 201620.webp
 
Last edited:
foam rolla said:
People are unable to make an enjoyable, profitable product and then live a quiet and normal private life. They always need to destroy it by doing some obvious dysgenic shit
Click to expand...
thats not true at all, plenty of people can, it just so happens that the people most fucked up enough to get into the arts are too insane to live a normal life, the ip2 addict who'd make more money at staples but would rather get money by being tortured all day, the comedian bombing for years on end barely making $30k a year while being middle aged. the actor humiliating themselves for their jew masters so they can get a 10 line part in a shitty comedy film.

on the other hand, there are plenty of people with normal lives who have stable careers and make a great product and you never hear about their personal lives, guys like Weird al or alice cooper or the violent femmes, or sparks. even if you focus on e-celebs, jenny nicholson makes a million dollars from patreon and we never hear shit from her, same with 99% of content creators and influencers, and thats with so many of them having burt level psychotic stalkers ready to pounce on every misdeed.

guys like Luis J Gomez or redbar or Tim dillon or the cumtown guys all play up characters when in front of the camera then once its over goes back to their lives completely opposite of how you see them act.

You're just doing for Sam hyde and the other pedos what liberals do when it comes to niggers "oh everyone knife fights as teens and breaks into people's cars" nope fuck you. there's a small group of fucked up people that will destroy anything they come into contact with and we don't need to defend them anymore
 
It's not illegal to fuck some random 18 year old asian girl when you're gross and retarded looking, but it's weird to be constantly trying to fuck any young talent you bring on your show and pretend that's not what you're doing. I knew from step one that Jet was a galaxy gas brained retard but finally seeing proof is hilarious. It's like if dr.phil was actively sticking his dick in the bpd whores that come on the show. The only thing funnier than seeing the Jet Nepgroom saga is seeing the retards on twitter act like this is not only normal, but a CHAD move. You're just JEALOUS he's wearing four thousand dollar shoes and running a show into the ground just because he wanted to fuck some asian teen!! Let Xavier or Ben run the show. Ben might be weird but at least he's funny
 
DeathsDesign said:
My god that person who answered the door seems barely sapient. Really makes you think about why things are the way they are...
GG Jeptroon.
Click to expand...
I have to say I kind of admire the fact they're not even trying to be apologetic about who they are. We've all seen those apology videos from YouTubers.

Part of me wonders if they drove the show into the ground and started fucking groupies deliberately so they could make a documentary out of it all.
 
Madison Grant said:
clipped video of Ellie:
View attachment 7890410

full local archive from preservetube:
View attachment 7890430

Pretty funny that Shadi called a wellness check just to prove Ellie was there and that the text leaks were real.
Click to expand...

Madison Grant said:
clipped video of Ellie:
View attachment 7890410

full local archive from preservetube:
View attachment 7890430

Pretty funny that Shadi called a wellness check just to prove Ellie was there and that the text leaks were real.
Click to expand...

He could have saved her

SAY HIS NAME

Steve_Cross.webp
 
Last edited:
It's not her being 18 that make it creepy and weird. It's her being 18 + her voice sounding like she's 12 years old + her still being in high school + Jet getting her on his show despite all of this + all the weird grooming type stuff that happened on the show + his r9k post history + sam's history with marky + having her text her friends to try to get them to fly out with her.

He had to be on galaxy gas to think this was a good idea. That's not even mentioning Sam's reaction to her being 18 and the audience's reaction to Dr. Cross trying to get in her pants. It's not even a meme anymore, Jet Neptune is unironically retarded.
 
Halloween23 said:
It's not her being 18 that make it creepy and weird. It's her being 18 + her voice sounding like she's 12 years old + her still being in high school + Jet getting her on his show despite all of this + all the weird grooming type stuff that happened on the show + his r9k post history + sam's history with marky + having her text her friends to try to get them to fly out with her.

He had to be on galaxy gas to think this was a good idea. That's not even mentioning Sam's reaction to her being 18 and the audience's reaction to Dr. Cross trying to get in her pants. It's not even a meme anymore, Jet Neptune is unironically retarded.
Click to expand...
That's really all of it right there. If it was one or two things it wouldn't be nearly as big of a deal. It's the entire package that makes this creepy and just retarded for him to do. At least she's learning to edit.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom