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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I dont think anybody on kiwifarms is morally grandstanding about the age gap between Jet and the chink. Age gaps are a bit taboo in society, but Jet is probably no more than a decade older than her which is very tame. Its the same with the galaxy gas, we all laugh about it and nobody actually cares what these wiggers are ingesting, as long as the show is ran well. The show is not being ran well. After 4 seasons only 2 have been completed properly. Jet should only be allowed to fuck again after the successful completion of atleast 3 more seasons in a row. No galaxy gas either.


About the age thing, I dont have a problem with it at all in a vacuum. I have been involved with a few women past my 20s that were 18 and 19. I met these women on apps. They either have agency over themselves, or they dont. These girls are literally moving their sliders to START their search at 30. A large amount of women, prefer older men. Its a preference. But thats not what Jet is doing. He is begging women under the guise of Z level internet clout to come visit him, burnout girls with mental issues that have no attraction to him. He is using other women to try and recruit them for him. Its all very sleazy. Not the same as meeting any of these women organically.
 
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Got a good chuckle out of this. Looks like Alex B is actually selling this shirt. The tiny "alleged" is my favorite detail.
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I still think Season 5 is going to happen in some shape or form. But I just can’t see any of the wiggers operating Fishtank outside of MA/CT/RI.

I can’t even imagine them leaving their little comfy New England nest.

Goldstriker is definitely dead, right? Sam's not going to move out of New England for six weeks, or fly out to the FT warehouse once a week.
 
HamburgerPatty said:
Goldstriker is definitely dead, right? Sam's not going to move out of New England for six weeks, or fly out to the FT warehouse once a week.
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If they move out of the area he'll probably still show up but only a handful of times though similar to :jaceknife:, I could see him being there for the first and last days, and maybe once or twice in the middle.
 
HamburgerPatty said:
Goldstriker is definitely dead, right? Sam's not going to move out of New England for six weeks, or fly out to the FT warehouse once a week.
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Ideally, yes Sam would do that because that's just part of his job. When you work in entertainment and you host productions and shows like Extreme Peace and Fishtank, having to leave home for a while is part of it.
 
Glad we got to see that little look into a wigger lair. As others have said, I am in awe of how dumb Chip comes across.

That said, Shadi was obviously just stirring shit up in making the call. I'm on KiwiFarms so I appreciate the drama and that we got to see documentation, but I find it amazing that American police release recordings like this to the public. Clearly no one is being investigated for a crime so why bother? Sure it's censored, but anyone with exposure to those involved can discern exactly what is going on and who is present. Shadi is basically using the police as a tool to generate gossip and make people she doesn't like look bad. Again, funny for me but I'm surprised this society allows such things.
 
Kinda wack to see people only read the “18 years old” part and jump to spewing memes and angrily saying they don’t care and then not reading the parts about her still being in high school, Goran can’t even wait for her to have the diploma first goddamn.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
Shadi is basically using the police as a tool to generate gossip and make people she doesn't like look bad. Again, funny for me but I'm surprised this society allows such things.
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Been saying it for like 20 pages now, but this whole thing is calculated gay ops from ADL fags like Shadi and for some reason people on reddit (not surprising) and here (genuinely surprising) are buying into it and pearl clutching over Jet fucking a girl of legal age who really isn't that much younger than him.

Notice how this shit kicks off and Jon starts shilling a possible ADL season two? Its the same bullshit they pulled with ADL 1 by pushing the bullshit allegations from known heroin addict empathchan about Jet.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Been saying it for like 20 pages now, but this whole thing is calculated gay ops from ADL fags like Shadi and for some reason people on reddit (not surprising) and here (genuinely surprising) are buying into it and pearl clutching over Jet fucking a girl of legal age who really isn't that much younger than him.

Notice how this shit kicks off and Jon starts shilling a possible ADL season two? Its the same bullshit they pulled with ADL 1 by pushing the bullshit allegations from known heroin addict empathchan about Jet.
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She's a shit stirring sheboon but that doesn't make any of this not true.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Been saying it for like 20 pages now, but this whole thing is calculated gay ops from ADL fags like Shadi and for some reason people on reddit (not surprising) and here (genuinely surprising) are buying into it and pearl clutching over Jet fucking a girl of legal age who really isn't that much younger than him.

Notice how this shit kicks off and Jon starts shilling a possible ADL season two? Its the same bullshit they pulled with ADL 1 by pushing the bullshit allegations from known heroin addict empathchan about Jet.
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Yeah, I may have been moralfagging a bit (Edit: when suggesting that whatever American laws/practices that allow this kind of disclosure are bad for society. In most ways the US is far better in terms of personal rights and expression, but in other ways privacy seems to be less respected than elsewhere in the West).

But Jet is a creep. All of the wiggers are contemptable. We don't have details for many of them, but the fact that they're all friends suggests to me that, say, Ben can't be a paragon himself. I'm amused to learn the gossip and lurid details of their specific scumbaggery. But at the end of the day, if Jet or Sam or anyone were locked away for five years for statutory rape or lewd conduct or pretty much anything, I'd still tune in to whatever season they'd make after the fact. I love Woody Allen's stuff, so it's hard for me to imagine what an artist I like would have to do to actually turn me off of their work.

I've never admired any of these people. But though I criticize how they work and view them to be generally scummy, I love Fishtank. I get that a lot of fans admired or looked up to Sam at least initially. And many generally agree with his philosophy or politics. But I'm not a rightoid so I've never had this problem. There's no disillusionment because I never liked them.

But I support their work and want to see them do their best.
 
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Halloween23 said:
She's a shit stirring sheboon but that doesn't make any of this not true.
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This. ADL niggers suck, Jet also sucks. Anyone calling is a faggot and potentially spooking the wiggers and delaying fishtank even further.

Mudkipcorn said:
Yeah, I may have been moralfagging a bit. But Jet is a creep. All of the wiggers are contemptable. We don't have details for many of them, but the fact that they're all friends suggests to me that, say, Ben can't be a paragon himself
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There have been DM leaks, most notably on that 1team cancel site the tranny that used to work for Sam made. Ben and bic both have had texts leak from questionable sources. And the contents weren't too bad and seemed more like drunk twitter-addled ironybro stuff like "ay shawdy show dem bobs" directed at women.

I don't think these guys are serious rapists or anything, just fucked in the head drug fiends that are primarily motivated by getting blasted and trying to "get pussy dude" - giving them internet clout and fans just made it way worse.
 
When you look at the drama sphere, or lolcow circles that probably dominate our (the users of kiwifarms) algorithms, it shows you just how niche this shit it as that nobody else is picking it up or talking about it.

I personally think this would be right up Kino Casino's alley in terms of fool's coverage, yet nobody cares. You would think there would be video essays about this shit constantly lol but its just us, infighting and calling each other faggots.
 
Wax said:
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AB has always been one of the dumbest people in the Fishtank community. I have no idea how she managed to get an official position in the show.
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Her acting like this towards Binx and Mizzy kind of makes sense since she might be the only person to self-insert as Tayleigh

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Rolex said:
...how long has AB been a girl for
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At least on /ftl/ people have known that she was a woman since Bloodgames. I wonder how many normie fans think that the AI tts guy is her actual voice.
 
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