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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Halloween23 said:
So, we all know that Ben, Chip, etc are fucked and will inevitably be back working at McDonalds soon
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It's my copium hopium thought that Ben being gone from the Hong Kong 2 podcast (idk what his social media looks like) is a possible sign that he's working on getting a Fishtank set built somewhere, past that my memory is foggy on what Ben did before Fishtank with MDE. He was seen filming shit for World Peace 2 so camera stuff I guess, don't know if Sam would keep him on for that.
 
The topic came up in chat about how much income the show was making off of season passes even with the show being dead.

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FINAL SUMMARY
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Total users processed: 29673
Successful API calls: 29545
Failed API calls: 128

Season Pass Counts:
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seasonPass 5372 ( 18.2%)
seasonPassXL 551 ( 1.9%)
seasonPassSubscription 5372 ( 18.2%)
seasonPassGift 5 ( 0.0%)

so $53,720 per month off the season passes and the XL provides $19,285 per month for a sum of $73,005. There may be more season passes out there, we only have data on 29k users. Even without any show for nearly a year being aired the paypigs are floating this shitheap financially.
 
With everything being said and done and the very real possibility the show doesn't come back for quite a bit I feel confident in saying overall season 2.5 Blood games was the most consistently funny and quality season (well, half season) in the series.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
It's my copium hopium thought that Ben being gone from the Hong Kong 2 podcast (idk what his social media looks like) is a possible sign that he's working on getting a Fishtank set built somewhere, past that my memory is foggy on what Ben did before Fishtank with MDE. He was seen filming shit for World Peace 2 so camera stuff I guess, don't know if Sam would keep him on for that.
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It’s a shame he’s not in more MDE stuff, Gay Ben was some of his best work and he’s way more likable than Jet.
 
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Battle chat was doomed to fail. How could you expect two people actively competing for views to not resort to sex or 'watch me eat my own shit'. As an in-between season (like bitch tank) it might have worked for a temporary distraction, but Jet "Open Secret" Nepstein keeps running everything into the dirt. Streamstars got attention? It's gonna be the NEXT BIG THING! Streamstars slows down? Ugh get these boring zoomers outta here fr fr no cap. Battlechat gets attention? FISHTANK IS CANCELLED!!! WE'RE BATTLECHAT .LIVE NOW!! Battlechat slows down? Ugh, enjoy nothing, you soys are freaks and keep pissing me off. I could really use that ben backrub right about now because I don't see much of a comeback from this unless galaxy gas suddenly releases an antidote flavored can
 
anliteralidiot said:
is jet wrong tho
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"Guys this thing I did is awful and the few who enjoy it are trash!" - Jet Moxley Goodson, 2025
He's very easy to hate and at this point relies on literal retards and retard tribal casino money to get by.
Big Nasty said:
Do you think it is Jet or Sam that has a fetish for young girls puking their guts out?
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Jet mimics Sam so both.
Marche said:
I bet a lot of them simply have forgot to cancel it and thought they would only be charged for the season.
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That was clearly the intent. However, I don't see how dead accounts can be verified but I'm not familiar with the API.
Ancient Pioneer said:
The topic came up in chat about how much income the show was making off of season passes even with the show being dead.

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FINAL SUMMARY
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Total users processed: 29673
Successful API calls: 29545
Failed API calls: 128

Season Pass Counts:
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seasonPass 5372 ( 18.2%)
seasonPassXL 551 ( 1.9%)
seasonPassSubscription 5372 ( 18.2%)
seasonPassGift 5 ( 0.0%)

so $53,720 per month off the season passes and the XL provides $19,285 per month for a sum of $73,005. There may be more season passes out there, we only have data on 29k users. Even without any show for nearly a year being aired the paypigs are floating this shitheap financially.
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Care to share the methodology?
 
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