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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I need this
I think we all need this

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Update from the El Estanque crew:
The Fishtank site is streaming something next month and put El Estanque season dos on a bit of a hiatus. The wiggers themselves told them to hold off on streaming. No idea what the wiggers have planned but apparently it's important enough to warrant delaying Telemundotank.
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Update from the El Estanque crew:
The Fishtank site is streaming something next month and put El Estanque season dos on a bit of a hiatus. The wiggers themselves told them to hold off on streaming. No idea what the wiggers have planned but apparently it's important enough to warrant delaying Telemundotank.
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WERE SO FUCKING BACK
TRUST THE PLAN
MINTS GOT US BRO, THIS TIME IT WILL WORK FOR SURE
 
They probably know they have one last chance to not fuck it up or they'll lose 90% of their recurring users. They've had 4 official and like 3 unofficial seasons to find what works and what doesn't; being retards and minmaxing the TTS without any entertainment value should be on the backburner for the entire season.

  1. Fire Mints. He's not funny at all and is only TTS ragebait and you know it.
  2. Dupe Jet with a funny rugpull, hire Johnny for the rugpull
  3. Let Xavier run an entire half of the season until it devolves into autism
  4. Get Sam back on the gear so he's angry and/or cares again
  5. Steal the entire creator clash idea and get a bunch of lolcows and internet personalities to fight each other, name it something similar to creator clash to bait idubbbz into a lolsuit, let the fish partake
  6. Give everyone who paid for S4 a free pass
  7. For the love of fucking god don't let any fans on the show unless they can't talk or be a pickme. Maybe hire from the el estanque Country's pool of retards that they can drum up. I think most people from wherever shithole they're from speak English.
  8. Don't fuck it up and steal everyone's money again
  9. Hire a professional editor for the love of god
 
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Meowstery said:
Battle chat was doomed to fail. How could you expect two people actively competing for views to not resort to sex or 'watch me eat my own shit'. As an in-between season (like bitch tank) it might have worked for a temporary distraction, but Jet "Open Secret" Nepstein keeps running everything into the dirt. Streamstars got attention? It's gonna be the NEXT BIG THING! Streamstars slows down? Ugh get these boring zoomers outta here fr fr no cap. Battlechat gets attention? FISHTANK IS CANCELLED!!! WE'RE BATTLECHAT .LIVE NOW!! Battlechat slows down? Ugh, enjoy nothing, you soys are freaks and keep pissing me off. I could really use that ben backrub right about now because I don't see much of a comeback from this unless galaxy gas suddenly releases an antidote flavored can
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Maybe Jet just wanted to create a funny copy pasta. The weekend before he was enjoying balls and poop. Although Battle Chat not being a long term thing was foreseeable... they just have a terrible way to go about things... and they'll keep burning people until it doesn't work out for them anymore. If the numbers Ancient Pioneer posted are remotely accurate then they are not that pressed yet - not even to give hints of a roadmap.

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yoursavior said:
I need this
I think we all need this

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Jon's conditions for a fight would never be met

Alex would have to fwy out to Bend Owegon because Jon doesn't want to leave/cannot afford a flight

Alex would have to pay Jon to fight

Jon would get to decide everything about the fight before he'd agree to it

He then also wouldn't agree to it once he showed up

Jon is the original Bitch Baby
 
Blackstar said:
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She didn’t mention that Josie and Ciara Horan both used “sheep” as usernames and that Jets dad possibly cucked jet by having sex with Ciara and getting her addicted to heroin which eventually killed her. It’s a schizotheory but it’s true. Jet also admitted to having a crush on one of the contestants before the season started so we can surmise that he tried to bang Josie afterwards during their “stream bootcamp” and Josie’s dismissal black pilled him into the Goran we know today. This provides evidence to the theory that Fishtank is supposed to be a blackpilling show for incels to show the deceitful nature of women and how they will demean themselves for a crumb of internet clout. It’s artist guy stuff.
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
They probably know they have one last chance to not fuck it up or they'll lose 90% of their recurring users. They've had 4 official and like 3 unofficial seasons to find what works and what doesn't; being retards and minmaxing the TTS without any entertainment value should be on the backburner for the entire season.

  1. Fire Mints. He's not funny at all and is only TTS ragebait and you know it.
  2. Dupe Jet with a funny rugpull, hire Johnny for the rugpull
  3. Let Xavier run an entire half of the season until it devolves into autism
  4. Get Sam back on the gear so he's angry and/or cares again
  5. Steal the entire creator clash idea and get a bunch of lolcows and internet personalities to fight each other, name it something similar to creator clash to bait idubbbz into a lolsuit, let the fish partake
  6. Give everyone who paid for S4 a free pass
  7. For the love of fucking god don't let any fans on the show unless they can't talk or be a pickme. Maybe hire from the el estanque Country's pool of retards that they can drum up. I think most people from wherever shithole they're from speak English.
  8. Don't fuck it up and steal everyone's money again
  9. Hire a professional editor for the love of god
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I heard a rumor that no one in production actually likes mints so I'm curious why he was so involved with season 4.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The Fishtank site is streaming something next month and put El Estanque season dos on a bit of a hiatus. The wiggers themselves told them to hold off on streaming. No idea what the wiggers have planned but apparently it's important enough to warrant delaying Telemundotank.
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Mints live streaming his liposuction!!!
HE'S FAT
HE'S GOT A BIG ASS
HE'S A BBL QUEEN
Is Mints dumper posting still fun? I've stopped paying attention after the Furt streams a few months back.
That being said, I really want my S5, Neptroon.
 
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