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Wiggers

Seriously? I didn’t think there were that many of them throughout Fishtank’s existence.

Not f**king high schoolers

Is that a suggestion to not have intimate relations with high schoolers or are you saying that you don’t want high schoolers on Fishtank?

Just fire Jet. He is not critical to Fishtank's continued existence and I question whether he ever was.

Has he never come up with good ideas? I thought that some people liked him at different points of each Fishtank season.

It's the wiggers, there is nothing endearing about watching white people act like niggers. It's why Luke was such a breath of fresh air because he's just a normal well to do white guy. Ben can sometimes be funny, but otherwise they need to stay in the basement. It'd actually be better if we didn't even know who was running the show. Make any crew members go up in shark costumes and be completely non verbal. Hire homeless people to do any talking that's required while Sam Hyde is preoccupied.

Is it plausible to think that during all those hours of a normal Fishtank season there won’t be a necessity for the crew to interact with the contestants?

Remember when Burt was sperging out in the girl from Texas room and the crew had to intervene and tell Burt to never touch the girls?

 

[Blackstar]

Burt has announced that he now has a sora model

https://burtbronx.com/sora

 

[jallsballs]

Seriously? I didn’t think there were that many of them throughout Fishtank’s existence.

Unsure if you're just being retarded to be funny but wiggers refers to Sams crew running the show.

 

[Mörkö]

Burt has announced that he now has a sora model

https://burtbronx.com/sora

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AI Burt moves and speaks more naturally than real Burt.

 

[creaturestorm]

Seriously? I didn’t think there were that many of them throughout Fishtank’s existence.

Are you ESL maybe or absolutely brand new to MDE? Maybe just a total fucking retard?

Is that a suggestion to not have intimate relations with high schoolers or are you saying that you don’t want high schoolers on Fishtank?

What do you think?

Has he never come up with good ideas? I thought that some people liked him at different points of each Fishtank season.

We have a saying A" broken clock is right twice a day" meaning that even most unreliable and least trustworthy people are capable of making a valid point through pure coincidence or luck.

A broken clock is not worth keeping for telling the time, much like the current production staff isn't worth keeping for a reality tv series.

Is it plausible to think that during all those hours of a normal Fishtank season there won’t be a necessity for the crew to interact with the contestants?

Remember when Burt was sperging out in the girl from Texas room and the crew had to intervene and tell Burt to never touch the girls?

Your assertion that production must remain involved in case of emergencies seems like a straw man. The original point was about minimizing routine or unnecessary production involvement not about removing essential oversight during serious incidents or emergencies.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Burt has announced that he now has a sora model

https://burtbronx.com/sora

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Someone recreate the Jimmy hammer scene with Burt as Jimmy and Jimmy as Britney. Send it to Jimmy.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

As a follow-up to this post I kept digging. The original quitdeed for the S3 house is just as bad as its transfer to Great Homes LLC.


This is the transfer from the original owners to Sam Hyde. Read that carefully, to Sam Hyde; not Fishnet Inc. When a deed is transferred from grantor to grantee that indicates who the owner is -- a manager or agent acting on behalf of a company does not list themselves as the grantee, they list the company just like the deed being transferred to My Great Homes LLC in the prior post. The way I read the sequence of events is Fishtank fronts the money -> House is purchased and granted to Sam Hyde's personal assets -> Transferred to My Great Homes LLC. There is no way to see shareholders or ownership percentages in My Great Homes LLC because its a private company, but given the track record with Sam Hyde and Jet its likely Fishnet Inc isn't there as a controlling interest or shareholder, meaning Fishnet Inc assets were diverted out of the company both without informing the Wefunder investors who sank over a million into the company and without compensation since it was transferred for free or a usual loophole amount of $1.

Intent doesn't matter here, Martin Shrekeli didn't intend to scam people when he was co-mingling all of the assets of his various companies to fix investment fuckups but it still got him years in prison, in his case he actually turned a profit on all of the co-mingling but he never told investors of all of his diversions and didnt have proper shareholder stakes for these diversions.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

If anyone “invested” and thought they would get actual returns out of this, they deserved losing money

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Is that a suggestion to not have intimate relations with high schoolers or are you saying that you don’t want high schoolers on Fishtank?

Yes.

 

[GARFGARF]

I wish we got lolcow house

tophia, cyraxx, nova, boogie2988, etc

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If anyone “invested” and thought they would get actual returns out of this, they deserved losing money

Some of them have even posted in this thread.

 

[Halloween23]

As a follow-up to this post I kept digging. The original quitdeed for the S3 house is just as bad as its transfer to Great Homes LLC.
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This is the transfer from the original owners to Sam Hyde. Read that carefully, to Sam Hyde; not Fishnet Inc. When a deed is transferred from grantor to grantee that indicates who the owner is -- a manager or agent acting on behalf of a company does not list themselves as the grantee, they list the company just like the deed being transferred to My Great Homes LLC in the prior post. The way I read the sequence of events is Fishtank fronts the money -> House is purchased and granted to Sam Hyde's personal assets -> Transferred to My Great Homes LLC. There is no way to see shareholders or ownership percentages in My Great Homes LLC because its a private company, but given the track record with Sam Hyde and Jet its likely Fishnet Inc isn't there as a controlling interest or shareholder, meaning Fishnet Inc assets were diverted out of the company both without informing the Wefunder investors who sank over a million into the company and without compensation since it was transferred for free or a usual loophole amount of $1.

Intent doesn't matter here, Martin Shrekeli didn't intend to scam people when he was co-mingling all of the assets of his various companies to fix investment fuckups but it still got him years in prison, in his case he actually turned a profit on all of the co-mingling but he never told investors of all of his diversions and didnt have proper shareholder stakes for these diversions.

They're going to keep fucking around and they're going to find out.

Gonna lmao when we get the mugshots from the rico case

 

[Agares]

As a follow-up to this post I kept digging. The original quitdeed for the S3 house is just as bad as its transfer to Great Homes LLC.
View attachment 8016883View attachment 8016882View attachment 8016881

This is the transfer from the original owners to Sam Hyde. Read that carefully, to Sam Hyde; not Fishnet Inc. When a deed is transferred from grantor to grantee that indicates who the owner is -- a manager or agent acting on behalf of a company does not list themselves as the grantee, they list the company just like the deed being transferred to My Great Homes LLC in the prior post. The way I read the sequence of events is Fishtank fronts the money -> House is purchased and granted to Sam Hyde's personal assets -> Transferred to My Great Homes LLC. There is no way to see shareholders or ownership percentages in My Great Homes LLC because its a private company, but given the track record with Sam Hyde and Jet its likely Fishnet Inc isn't there as a controlling interest or shareholder, meaning Fishnet Inc assets were diverted out of the company both without informing the Wefunder investors who sank over a million into the company and without compensation since it was transferred for free or a usual loophole amount of $1.

Intent doesn't matter here, Martin Shrekeli didn't intend to scam people when he was co-mingling all of the assets of his various companies to fix investment fuckups but it still got him years in prison, in his case he actually turned a profit on all of the co-mingling but he never told investors of all of his diversions and didnt have proper shareholder stakes for these diversions.

Holy fuck Sam really thinks he's invincible. His hubris will be his downfall and he'll probably get Al Capone'd by the feds for some white collar crime. All you had to do was be funny, live within your means and the money would keep coming in Sammy boy.

Just put the twigs in the nest.

If anyone “invested” and thought they would get actual returns out of this, they deserved losing money

Hey if you invest now the courts might make them pay restitution to the investors they scammed. Maybe that was the "return" for investors all along.

 

[bussy mafia]

imagine investing in the give a wigger a girlfriend foundation.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

In all likelihood what’s actually happening here is very Jew-y but also very common for small businesses. You buy the house with your own money/get a mortgage, and then rent it back to the company way above market value. That way the company is effectively paying for the property but all above board. Enron kind of did the same thing too

 

[Pentamidine]

Wefunder "investors" aren't real investors. The company isn't public, the "investors" don't have stock, and the only terms are that if - IF - Fishtank sells, the WeFunder "investors" basically have a pre-order on stock to be sold in the sale. The S3 house being under Sam's name doesn't do anything with regards to the WeFunder "investors". The WeFunder "investors" don't get dividends or a split of profits or anything like that.

This isn't an IPO, it's a GoFundMe. WeFunder "investors" are not shareholders. There is no fiduciary duty to the WeFunder "Investors" and even if there were, this arrangement wouldn't run afoul of that. If FishTank LLC owned the house and made 3 million dollars profit, not a cent of that would go to any of the WeFunder "investors".

 

[anliteralidiot]

I miss Burt trying to figure out the secret of famous house.... With petscop thrown in.

 

[Agares]

Wefunder "investors" aren't real investors. The company isn't public, the "investors" don't have stock, and the only terms are that if - IF - Fishtank sells, the WeFunder "investors" basically have a pre-order on stock to be sold in the sale. The S3 house being under Sam's name doesn't do anything with regards to the WeFunder "investors". The WeFunder "investors" don't get dividends or a split of profits or anything like that.

This isn't an IPO, it's a GoFundMe. WeFunder "investors" are not shareholders. There is no fiduciary duty to the WeFunder "Investors" and even if there were, this arrangement wouldn't run afoul of that. If FishTank LLC owned the house and made 3 million dollars profit, not a cent of that would go to any of the WeFunder "investors".

So basically, it's just a Patreon that says if Fishtank LLC goes public, the donors will get shares in stock. Not to be confused with shores on the Stox market.

Maybe this was a knee jerk reaction because most of us are fucking cynical about Sam, the wiggers and the future of the show.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

This isn't an IPO, it's a GoFundMe. WeFunder "investors" are not shareholders. There is no fiduciary duty to the WeFunder "Investors" and even if there were, this arrangement wouldn't run afoul of that. If FishTank LLC owned the house and made 3 million dollars profit, not a cent of that would go to any of the WeFunder "investors".

While all of that is true, using Fishnet Inc money to secure assets like this only to move them to a shell company is an obvious way to shield themselves in the event of bankruptcy. Not a lawyer but that doesn't sound particularly legal. We should also assume there are proper investors we aren't aware of.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I was scammed out of $35 for the Zipp drink order I place earlier this year. At the very least that's the most Sam and the wiggers will get out of me, since I pirated all the fishtank streams anyhow.