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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I think I'm a smaller house the show would is been dominated by people sitting around doing nothing while Burt sperged out
This is pretty much what S2 was like whenever Jimmy was sperging out at the bar and everyone was just kinda listening to him awkwardly because they couldn't really get away. That's interesting in it's own way but having a larger house where there can be more independent spaces operating at once is better I think.
 
Each house has its own charm but it's undeniable that the S3 house's size posed a problem all on its own as the season suffered the usual attrition and it increasingly became The Burt Show where he would be in a room alone jacking off away from everyone else spread out in the other rooms.
 
where were you when fishtank is died?
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Each house has its own charm but it's undeniable that the S3 house's size posed a problem all on its own as the season suffered the usual attrition and it increasingly became The Burt Show where he would be in a room alone jacking off away from everyone else spread out in the other rooms.
I actually IDed ways to fix the S3 house's problems a few months ago before Nepstein & co. chose drinking and huffing over fixing everything:
  • Instead of using corner mics for room audio in tighter areas like the bedrooms rig up a LED room light immediately below a shallow/wide parabolic dish mic so the center mic can capture everything and the room can still be lit evenly, plus the mic dish can be recessed into the ceiling if need be for better keeping it clear of the camera view
  • Get a contractor in and install a stairway in that garage area so people can freely go up and down from the catwalk above, plus it removes the one flaw that prevents dart gun fights from happening smoothly since that place would just be a turkey shoot for opposing teams
  • Start intentionally closing parts of the house off as more people get kicked, like they could have just closed out the entire living room and upper bedroom area from fish access to keep them more tanked inward and interactive
Alas none of this can happen now because political grifting is more lucrative and Johnny's dud son is off looking for high schoolers or something.
 
Get a contractor in
Oof, that sounds like a lot of Balenciaga and Nitrous, do you have a solution that just involves Cowboy and wiggers working for sloppy seconds?
How do you know he had creative control? Hopefully they still get to make it in the future.
IIRC he said it himself, but then we also got Discord leaks about their plans, it's in the thread but I hate using the Forum's search function.
 
Wouldn't Jet have to prove monetary harm if he wanted to actually pursue this? Yeah, let's bring up Fishtank and Jet finances in court.
 
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