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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
In retrospect the season should have just ended right there. It would have been flawless.
The lead up to Gold Burt was pretty boring, FH2.0 was a bust. The main reason being Sam fucked everyone with the flu, and they didn't take the Famous House thing seriously enough, so everyone figured out that it was live. Some of them even knew about Fishtank I think.
Plus, the only remaining contestants were boring, minus Burt.

Alternate universe ideal scenario would have been to do a better job keeping up the facade, keeping Breezy on and turning her into the main villain until the bitter end, and bringing back an old contestant or two toward the finale.
Imagine a crazy cell challenge with better contestants mirroring the 1.0 cell, but with a mixture of hardened fish and underdog 2.0 fish trying to hang on psychologically.
 
The Nepstin Files on Twitter posted a load of DMs with Chip. Jet's KF thread is mentioned.
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TLDR is
- the leaker asks Chip to talk about the bodycam stuff, Chip says it's not his business and not part of the show
- Chip says he doesn't follow any kiwifarms/4chan/discord stuff and doesn't care about it
- Chip messages the leaker confronting him about why he leaked the earlier messages about the bodycam
- At this point the leaker stops responding all together. Chip tries to call him a few times and tells him to call him back.
- Chip says if the leaker doesn't call him back he (Chip) is going to start deleting his (Chips) music off Spotify
- Chip mentions that he just wants his money ($1200) that the leaker owes him, he's not mad about the messages just pissed that he trusted this person
- There's some threat of rape to someone in a rap group but it's unclear who is threatening who and I highly doubt it's actually a rape threat so it means nothing
- The leaker is apparently @lordsephen on instagram and he's 17 which is being used a shield (Stop harassing a child Chip!)

TLDR of the TLDR, some 17 year old is upset that Chip didn't record him a feature so he's refusing to pay chip his $1200 and is leaking messages with 0 information in them. Total Chip victory
 
The lead up to Gold Burt was pretty boring, FH2.0 was a bust. The main reason being Sam fucked everyone with the flu, and they didn't take the Famous House thing seriously enough, so everyone figured out that it was live. Some of them even knew about Fishtank I think.
Plus, the only remaining contestants were boring, minus Burt.
After everything that happened, the Gold Burt ending would've been better than the jank Vegas roadtrip stream. Not-Xavier came back, we got some content and then the wiggers could just let us know why they couldn't stream from the S3 house anymore. Anticlimactic? Kinda but still better than how S4 ended.
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They'd have to figure out another way to justify not paying Burt the prize money though.
 
He was responsible for a shit ton of cringe TTS messages. There was a collage made of all the cringy TTS he would send to Tay during Season 2, none of it was even funny just cringe and retarded.
What kind of beef did Jet have with Tay?
 
She refused to be Neptuned
My wife got into the show with Season 3 after kinda seeing it over my shoulder for the first two seasons. We then went back and watched Season 2 edited episodes and she has always been pissed off at how Tay got screwed over that season. She recently brought up again how much that upset her and I came to the same conclusion with the recent allegations.
 
My wife got into the show with Season 3 after kinda seeing it over my shoulder for the first two seasons. We then went back and watched Season 2 edited episodes and she has always been pissed off at how Tay got screwed over that season. She recently brought up again how much that upset her and I came to the same conclusion with the recent allegations.
They even decided to steal money from her winnings, like what the fuck? They weren't hurting for money but Tay had like 4 times as much money won as TJ and Shinji did.
 
Here's the clip of Jon talking about the cease and desist he received, in case anyone wants to hear it. It's pretty stupid. Not sure how to sum this up beyond that.
 
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