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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
All Jet has to do is stop being a creep and actually apologize or discuss the allegations with the fans instead of flat out ignoring them. The silence is damning
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He doesn't even need to do that. He just needs to make the show good again and the fanbase that's left clearly won't care. If you did, you wouldn't be here.

But because of this stuff they really gotta stop moralfagging forever. No more nuking the vibes with pedos or onlyfans whores we gotta be mad at as if it's my problem they invited them on. I don't give a shit. Don't wanna watch that, don't wanna chud out with you and be mad. I wanna laugh. They fucked up their best season because Sam wanted seethe live over the drag queen guy instead of just kicking him out and continuing the show.

The Simmons situation is laughable in retrospect because Jet actually took his advice and started dating a high schooler "the right way" lmao.

And who could forget they had Andy Dick on as a guest. His level of degeneracy was no problem all of a sudden.

So yeah no need to apologize. Some of those allegations are clearly true. They just need to own that they're shitty people with questionable morals and I'm good. I'm not their friend and I only watch because the line where I stop seperating the slop from the artist is obviously a bit further than most peoples. And I'm guessing most people here feel the same way.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
it was clear in season 4 he did not want to be there.
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I understand a good chunk of that sentiment, but he also seemed to be having a pretty good time talking to Freddy at times, or ya know, kicking him in the head lol. He also spent a good chunk of time in confessional with "da boys" answering TTS' and just chilling so idk. Also I think he thought the Rachel shit was pretty funny.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
I understand a good chunk of that sentiment, but he also seemed to be having a pretty good time talking to Freddy at times, or ya know, kicking him in the head lol. He also spent a good chunk of time in confessional with "da boys" answering TTS' and just chilling so idk. Also I think he thought the Rachel shit was pretty funny.
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Sam got really into it after they got kicked out because he thrives on controversy. Too bad we never got to see Vault Overseer Goldstriker.
 
Pentamidine said:
I actually really like Jet on the show, he's just too much of a sensitive young man to handle even the smallest amounts of criticism so he really needs to be separated from the fans/public.
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Jet as a character on the show can be very funny, I just don't want him actually in charge of anything because, well, see the last 2 years.
 
Swaggoat said:
But because of this stuff they really gotta stop moralfagging forever. No more nuking the vibes with pedos or onlyfans whores we gotta be mad at as if it's my problem they invited them on. I don't give a shit. Don't wanna watch that, don't wanna chud out with you and be mad. I wanna laugh. They fucked up their best season because Sam wanted seethe live over the drag queen guy instead of just kicking him out and continuing the show.
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We watch Fishtank because it's unique. There's no other livestream show like it on the entire internet. Political ragebait slop is literally fucking everywhere on the other hand and if I wanted to watch that, I'd go to somewhere else.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Jet as a character on the show can be very funny, I just don't want him actually in charge of anything because, well, see the last 2 years.
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That's why I liked him on Bloodgames, even as an in-charge guy. For once, he was humble enough to let bits die, even if it was his own character, and compromise when stuff didn't work. They went from a big ass map to a few set locations due to tech, and he didn't openly make about it.

I will always praise Jet for his handling of Bloodgames during Bloodgames...if only because I want more Bloodgames.
 
Aryeh if he never joined the proudboys
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S.C.U.D. said:
In Bloodgames he infamously brought back that cringe Guy Fawkes mask character after Tai killed him to do the bit with Tayleigh.
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The way I remember this is that he let him stay dead, I only say that because I remember reading him getting praise for it at the time. Maybe he brought it back
 
R9K Insurgent said:
I understand a good chunk of that sentiment, but he also seemed to be having a pretty good time talking to Freddy at times, or ya know, kicking him in the head lol. He also spent a good chunk of time in confessional with "da boys" answering TTS' and just chilling so idk. Also I think he thought the Rachel shit was pretty funny.
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When he was chilling yes, but when put in charge of stuff or actually having to work? No.

When he can just fuck around and not follow a script or whatever he seemed happy. But he just seemed miserable when they told him he had to come up with a challenge or try and babysit the retards.
 
joker jimmy said:
The way I remember this is that he let him stay dead, I only say that because I remember reading him getting praise for it at the time. Maybe he brought it back
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The deliberately cringe Mikhail character was killed off and his new character was similar because Jet's larp performance range isn't varied but it was a different character.
 
No one will ever happen upon a khantent machine like Burt ever again.
It is true that his khantent doesn't appeal to everyone, but it doesn't need to. He puts out khantent on a highly consistent basis that is interesting enough for people here to constantly mention it. Like he's actually interested in the world and "going out there" (figuratively speaking).

It's kind of ironic or something considering he is a turbo autist schizonigger and by all accounts should be the "quiet one" - instead he really is the life of the party and I barely see people mention other characters like Damiel or whoever. It feels like almost everyone who was on Fishtank has faded into oblivion except for Missy and Burt and maybe one or two other people I'm forgetting (monkey fucker still gets mentioned from time to time but even their shit generally doesn't feel as extroverted as Burt's stuff (Missy livestreams in public so I guess she is also extroverted).

TLDR: Most of the fishtank contestants and crew are extremely boring people who can't seem to hold a conversation or be interested in the world.
 
Wes ran some tests on the site just now. Streaming video and testing TTS.
Is it interesting? No. I recorded some of it. Full test was 10 minutes.
 
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