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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
S2's web design was by far the most iconic.
It was very disappointing when S4 didn't have anything special.
It is nice that they have a more generic design to use in off-season's but Theming the site for a season is just amazing and they should do that again. Imagine if bloodgames seasons had a site theme? would be incredible.
 
It was very disappointing when S4 didn't have anything special.
It is nice that they have a more generic design to use in off-season's but Theming the site for a season is just amazing and they should do that again. Imagine if bloodgames seasons had a site theme? would be incredible.
everything about S4 was shit and extremelly low effort, don't let the wiggers blame everything on the police, it stank way before the legal problems started
 
It was very disappointing when S4 didn't have anything special.
It is nice that they have a more generic design to use in off-season's but Theming the site for a season is just amazing and they should do that again. Imagine if bloodgames seasons had a site theme? would be incredible.
It's weird because they clearly had an aesthetic going with S4, with all the stripes and ID badges for the fish/freeloaders. IDK what to call it besides "professional research facility".
 
the aesthetics of S2 were on point, wonder if they will do anything like it again
I think S2 is what broke Sam and he never recovered. They swung for the fences and Jet fucked it to the point he had to work overtime with no real payoff. They had lightning in a bottle and threw it away because Jet had a crush on Brian. The fact they came out and said they liked Brian so much because he was a good lackey proves they never will understand why people like fishtank.

The Fish are stupid and the wiggers are retarded. The viewers like to fuck with stupid people to make it hell for the retards.
 
I think S2 is what broke Sam and he never recovered. They swung for the fences and Jet fucked it to the point he had to work overtime with no real payoff. They had lightning in a bottle and threw it away because Jet had a crush on Brian. The fact they came out and said they liked Brian so much because he was a good lackey proves they never will understand why people like fishtank.

The Fish are stupid and the wiggers are retarded. The viewers like to fuck with stupid people to make it hell for the retards.
No, Im pretty sure Sam lost his passion for Fishtank after the Famous House 2 disaster. Making Brandon into Simmons 2.0 and moral grandstanding, only for it to fall flat with the fish was when the season well and truly fell off and he was clearly angry over that.
 
No, Im pretty sure Sam lost his passion for Fishtank after the Famous House 2 disaster. Making Brandon into Simmons 2.0 and moral grandstanding, only for it to fall flat with the fish was when the season well and truly fell off and he was clearly angry over that.
I think S2 is what broke Sam and he never recovered. They swung for the fences and Jet fucked it to the point he had to work overtime with no real payoff. They had lightning in a bottle and threw it away because Jet had a crush on Brian. The fact they came out and said they liked Brian so much because he was a good lackey proves they never will understand why people like fishtank.

The Fish are stupid and the wiggers are retarded. The viewers like to fuck with stupid people to make it hell for the retards.
Whatever it was. As I mentioned, it was clear in season 4 he did not want to be there.

He seemed angry and depressed whenever he was on the show, especially during Cell. He was too busy on his stupid laptop to do anything, the ONLY time I saw Sam happy during s4 was when he showed/promoted his film to the cast.

Other then that he acted like a total boomer. Especially when Freddie and him started fighting. I can't really explain it but he gave off "Boomer" energy.
 
Whatever it was. As I mentioned, it was clear in season 4 he did not want to be there.

He seemed angry and depressed whenever he was on the show, especially during Cell. He was too busy on his stupid laptop to do anything, the ONLY time I saw Sam happy during s4 was when he showed/promoted his film to the cast.

Other then that he acted like a total boomer. Especially when Freddie and him started fighting. I can't really explain it but he gave off "Boomer" energy.
Sam is the kind of guy who works on multiple projects at once and he probably knew S4 was cooked from the start. He'd rather have been working on the Sam Hyde show or Extreme Peace premier if I had to guess.

Speaking of which, what the fuck was up with MDE and the wiggers releasing all their shit at once. S4, Extreme Peace, that Fishtank game all came out around the same time and keeping up with it all is overwhelming for most normal people.
 
I think S2 is what broke Sam and he never recovered. They swung for the fences and Jet fucked it to the point he had to work overtime with no real payoff. They had lightning in a bottle and threw it away because Jet had a crush on Brian. The fact they came out and said they liked Brian so much because he was a good lackey proves they never will understand why people like fishtank.

The Fish are stupid and the wiggers are retarded. The viewers like to fuck with stupid people to make it hell for the retards.
There is some insane revisionist history in this thread about S2 - S2 was pretty broadly hated when it was live, especially here. And to say Sam lost his passion after S2 when it was followed up with his performances in bloodgames (and even bitchtank and the cell) and then S3 is bananas. Sam was obviously very invested and passionate in each of those roles.

In other news, Mints was being a bit chatty on the site chat the other night

1/16/26, 3:43 AM mints: S5 director mode i am going hard as fuck. We are bringing back the bloodgames setup but even better
1/16/26, 3:45 AM mints: We are switching from obs to vmix so I wrote a whole ass external compositing program to do crazy shit
1/16/26, 3:46 AM mints: Last 2 seasons we just used stream decks
1/16/26, 3:47 AM mints: This season i have 2 stream decks, a vmc20, a replay controller, and a p1-nano
1/16/26, 3:47 AM mints: Idk if ill end up using the instant replay but it could be pretty cool

I hope "bloodgames setup" refers to live feeds from production DSLRs rather than body-worn cameras on the fish.

A bit older but in case it didn't get covered here -

1/10/26, 2:05 PM wes: working on the new S5 site. Everything is gonna change :)
1/10/26, 2:05 PM wes: Also custom themes so you can make the site look like S2 if you'd like
1/10/26, 2:07 PM wes: fishtank-monorepo-git-staging-fish-tank.vercel.app/log-in
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1/16/26, 10:12 AM wes: Also S5 TTS will support moods and such. So you can go "[angry] J J J J J J J"
1/16/26, 10:12 AM wes: or "[happy] J J J J J J J!"
 
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These little recap videos are interesting for showing us the camera footage if nothing else, also little tidbit info about behind the scenes stuff like Alex's daughter threatening to shoot up the place. I get a bad feeling they are trying to use them as substitutes for the real episodes though. Also of note Jet hasn't appeared in any of them so far.
 
Also of note Jet hasn't appeared in any of them so far.
I'm all for Ben being the face of production while Jet remains nowhere to be seen. The same happened at the start of S3 with Jet just being a production worker and Ben Gay being the main guy to interact with the Famous House cast. Jet complained in the sites chat at the time that he was staying in the basement because the fans hated him and wanted him to die, shame that didn't last.
 
Ben's fake disinterested "i'm too cool for this" voice just doesn't hit the same when an hour after this was uploaded they're still obsessively scanning the comment section nuking everyone even lightly making fun of them lmao. "I gotta go, my doordash is here" yeah sure dude, tell your jannies to keep watch then.

Anyways s3 handheld footage just looks like a youtube vlog of shit we've already seen. Idk why people are so obsessed over it. I'd rather them just waste those resources into a new season. It's better to watch live anyways. The dream they had of this scuffed livestream being a professional tv show is long over and done atp. And the episodes are always underwhelming. Especially with that neurotic fat woman they have in charge of the writing.
 
Honestly these short edits give the fans something to watch and we get nice glimpses of Vance's footage. A hell of a lot better than the slop streams and radio silence we've had to deal with for the past half a year.
 
I think what happened is:

* Steinful keeps getting asked to finish the eps - he's super duper slow in doing so
* Ben gets what has been done on the eps so far and lets Steinful go
* He's now got all these snippets from the incomplete episodes and is releasing bits and pieces while the eps get finished by someone else, prompts these "best of" S3 drops
* Hopefully S5 is <= 4 months away so the marketing ramp up is happening to prepare for its announcement

I know we all hate Jet here but Jet being head of "creative" while Ben actually gets shit done and manages the public facing social media accounts is a good idea IMO. I actually really like Jet on the show, he's just too much of a sensitive young man to handle even the smallest amounts of criticism so he really needs to be separated from the fans/public.
 
I think what happened is:

* Steinful keeps getting asked to finish the eps - he's super duper slow in doing so
* Ben gets what has been done on the eps so far and lets Steinful go
* He's now got all these snippets from the incomplete episodes and is releasing bits and pieces while the eps get finished by someone else, prompts these "best of" S3 drops
* Hopefully S5 is <= 4 months away so the marketing ramp up is happening to prepare for its announcement

I know we all hate Jet here but Jet being head of "creative" while Ben actually gets shit done and manages the public facing social media accounts is a good idea IMO. I actually really like Jet on the show, he's just too much of a sensitive young man to handle even the smallest amounts of criticism so he really needs to be separated from the fans/public.
Ben is a lot better at PR but they found that out after Jet's giant PR disaster, making it a moot point.

I'm just sad they'll never bring Jet on the show as a fish/freeloader and make him face his own creation. *sigh*
 
I'm all for Ben being the face of production while Jet remains nowhere to be seen. The same happened at the start of S3 with Jet just being a production worker and Ben Gay being the main guy to interact with the Famous House cast. Jet complained in the sites chat at the time that he was staying in the basement because the fans hated him and wanted him to die, shame that didn't last.
All Jet has to do is stop being a creep and actually apologize or discuss the allegations with the fans instead of flat out ignoring them. The silence is damning
 
Someone needs to do a water color painting of this image. It's one of those fishtank screencaps with powerful auras.
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Example from 2.5
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