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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Supposed scrapped plans for season 5
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I think I speak for everyone when I say how much we’re all enjoying the multi-paragraph essays on the Fishtank board explaining just how unexcited you are about Fishtank
 
NiggerLicker said:
I think I speak for everyone when I say how much we’re all enjoying the multi-paragraph essays on the Fishtank board explaining just how unexcited you are about Fishtank
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Haha just wait until 20 seconds after the season starts for hundreds of retards to flood this thread sharing the exact same sentiments everyone has been saying since Season 1.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
We're so back, total Jet and Ben victory! Kino tsunami incoming! I forgive Jet for everything, he can hit on 18 year olds all he wants!
(I will be angry, it will be SO over and I will be calling him a retarded nepstein wigger with wack shoes in 4 weeks)
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Falling apart at Week 4 is Fishtank running at it's best, we'll be lucky to make it one whole week before the fish are laying around, with no direction, as they try to drain as manu simp bucks as they can out of Jet's sloppy seconds.

Death by Divine Kiss said:
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Honestly, I believe it. It's a funny concept on its face with the entire show riding on a bit that obviously won't last more than a few days. It is shallow plans that require everything to work perfectly, all hindging on a mentally unstable burnout having the fortitude to carry the show for them for weeks while their abused gaggle of retarded contestants don't fuck it up.

This is exactly how Jet plans things. It's a great plan for a memorable weekend of potentially great content, and Jet is expecting to stretch it out over weeks.

I expect the only reason it was passed on was that Alex B couldn't make it.

They need 10 of these lined up before the show starts, with as many smaller bits that can be implemented whenever to fill time whenever something doesn't work out. Instead, they just get a premise and think they can ad lib it along the way. This is exactly what fucked FH2.0. FH2.0 should of been a speed run of Fishtank, with the remaining original Fish now on the other side fucking with a group of new people. FH2.0 had a lot of potential, but Jet and Sam just had a premise and didn't think it's through beyond that.
 
I’m pretty sure that at one time both Sam and Jet had big dreams of using their Fishtank productions as springboards into some form of mainstream entertainment with sizable production budgets. But the very nature of the FT world has certainly closed many doors to them because the mainstream entertainment industry is absolutely laden with wokies who cannot tolerate anything that isn’t dripping with Leftist ideology and sentiment.
 
Enig said:
Know what’s funny to think about? Steel Ball Run stage 1 drops mere days after the season starts, might want to keep watch on the live viewer counter to see how it dips and how long given even most no life FT whales would probably pick new Jojo over the rock ‘n’ wigger circus.
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Bulk drops don't generate hype anymore like a JoJo Friday. I'll finish the whole cour when the fish are sleeping at 5am the day of.
 
Has anybody here ever played Danganronpa or Mafia/Werewolf?

If Jet had a brain, I feel like that kind of game show would be PERFECT for FT

Have 1 fish be the shark and "kill" another player. And the other fish have to find out who did it, but if they guess wrong they all lose the game and the shark wins.

If they guess right the shark is eliminated and they have to survive until two are left standing. Dog eat dog scenario

Am I autistic or retarded because I feel like it's viable in a closed house setting.
 
Noble Redditor said:
I don't see how anyone who's actually watched the streams could think that, but ok.
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I believe they were thinking of bigger and better things for themselves down the road. FT season 1 was a proof of concept for them that they THOUGHT could be used to gain entrée into more mainstream reality productions. But FT content will never be acceptable in polite company and that fact dawned on them as they perhaps received little to no interest from various production houses for their inquiries.

But, they made decent money off of season 1 which gave them the impetus to do more seasons even though it was not the path to their preferred dreams. I think that’s one of the major reasons why Sam would get frustrated at times and put in some poor efforts…resulting in the disaster that was season 4.
 
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This reads like the wiggers understanding they blew it in s3 by pushing Alex out really early, so they got really high one night and had the urge to over correct by making an entire season about him lol. Honestly some of these aren't bad ideas, a Burt + Alex duo comedy sideshow would be kino.
 
Unfortunately having Alex back would never be viable as long as he's still with his pig wife. On season 3 she was most likely the main reason for their future issues there because of all the times she called the cops on them. She found the location through having a tracker on Alex's phone and I have no doubt that if Alex collaborates with the wiggers again there would be a repeat of this.
 
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