🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[anliteralidiot]

what the dog doin

 

[Mörkö]

El Estanque's TTS speakers are currrently not working, so they've improvised by replacing it with Human TTS (Duende goes in and yells the message) and 3D SFX (Roberto with a leaf blower). The wiggers could never.

 

[Marche]

View attachment 8630057
If the season pass is still only $10 I'll buy it because the show does easily provide me with $10 worth of entertainment and laughter

Yea I'll shit out $10 for it just because alt streams can lag and not work at times.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Bringing in Burt will be a huge gamble for them. A lot of people have Burt fatigue or just don't wanna see him anymore, but on the other hand, it could give them boost in viewership. I just hope they could make a profit and everything worked out for them.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Totally fine to say you don't want something to devolve into a glorified content house, but these threads are so full of whining it is unreal. People have been posting ITT for YEARS and still write posts bragging about how proud they are that they've never given them a dime. Super cool! Maybe you should spend your time watching stuff that you want to support? Idk I don't even like Jet but people being in denial about what he's built and getting pissy about them asking (not demanding) $0.30/day for a season pass is just insane to me. That probably doesn't even cover bandwidth if you watch 1hr+ a day.

My $10 is nothing to jet. The financial model for any streaming projects is to bait TTS and donations - fishtoys and stuff. The seasons passes are just a cherry on top, basically insurance that they get paid some dollar amount even if they totally blow it.
There are giga-autists who are going to dump tens of thousands into this shit, just because it's their favorite thing. Plenty of rich nutjobs out there who are down to drop a significant amount of cash just to hear the Computer Voice say silly things. Some fucker in s3 dropped like $2000 just to keep payton handcuffed to simbal for an extended period.

 

[Agares]

View attachment 8631298
Bringing in Burt will be a huge gamble for them. A lot of people have Burt fatigue or just don't wanna see him anymore, but on the other hand, it could give them boost in viewership. I just hope they could make a profit and everything worked out for them.

Better Burt than Binx. I stopped watching S1 the moment she showed up.

 

[Smegward]

View attachment 8627261

Spoiler: Text

The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t

View attachment 8627262
Link

Jet is a sleazy slob.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

There has been a bit of activity so I figured it would be useful to see what changes have happened. The question of "why" people would suddenly resubscribe when its obvious that there is no season for a month or two is for you guys to puzzle out.

Season pass scan 1/28/26		diff from last scan 1/14/2026
Season Pass - $10	3761(+69)	$37,610($6980)
Season Pass XL -$35	403(+22)	$14,105($770)
Gifted Pass	259(+259)	???? how much are these things???
Grand Totals		$51,715($19,750)

Season pass scan 2/28/26		diff from 1/28/26
Season Pass - $10	3275(-486)	$32,750(-$4,860)
Season Pass XL -$35	397(-6)	$13,895(-$210)
Gifted Pass	7(-252)
Grand Totals		$46,645(-$5070)

So we're above what it was on 1/14's scan by 200 season pass but below the end of Jan scan after the audition stuff.

 

[Aidan]

Yea I'll shit out $10 for it just because alt streams can lag and not work at times.

If you use the direct stream links then it's as good as or better than using the site. I don't care if you pay or not, just speaking on a pure viewing experience, the vlc and mpv scripts have always been the most stable since season 1.

I like how Jet's tweet said the episodes were free and then the trailer says season pass exclusive.

It's not even discounted. They previously did a 6 month season pass for $60 with seasons that last less than half of that, coming out to $10 a month with only a month and a half of content most people care about. Jet is trying to look like a good guy for saying "We're not blatantly scamming you. You should be grateful!"

View attachment 8630057
If the season pass is still only $10 I'll buy it because the show does easily provide me with $10 worth of entertainment and laughter

Yet you are not True and Honest.

---

Spoiler: Image

Link | Nitter

@fishtankislive Link | Nitter

Used to cost $60 for 6 months. Now costs $10 for 1 month.
Paid for the season 3 season pass? You need to pay $10 for a current pass to get the season 3 edits.
Get your pass early means you need 2 passes for the 30 day season, so $20 instead of $10 for no benefit.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

Yet you are not True and Honest.

Been thinking about it, think I will soon. Not a burger so I can't do the cheque thing, don't have bitcoin shit yet and that requires me to upload my ID (which I don't like) or go to the post office and get them to verify it (would do it this way) On top of that I was thinking about just donating to the github or through the MATI streams (So no T&H...unless?) and even further I'm poor as shit and have had some terrific bills the last few months lol.

 

[Aidan]

On top of that I was thinking about just donating to the github or through the MATI streams (So no T&H...unless?)

You can pay however and let Null know which account to tie it to.

I'm poor as shit and have had some terrific bills the last few months lol.

Maybe don't pay for Fishtank or T&H for now.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

 

[Marche]

I'm trying my hardest (not hard at all actually) to get Blade for S5
Dude is at rock bottom and is peak time for them to snatch him up before chicken gets him for some gay RV or he dies.
He had his toes amputated and basically getting wellness callouts at his mothers aged living home every stream for passing out drunk.

This is a man you want as a freeeloadr for S5.

🧊 IP2 Post in thread 'ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso'

Feb 27, 2026

Blade is live persons

https://www.youtube.com/live/XAjdh04jIOo

shut up about toes lol

He actually showed us. And then he showed the special insole he has to wear on his right shoe where his toeless foot is. Once a week they wrap it and he has to see a foot doctor. This also happened about half a year ago, but he didn't keep the amputated toes.

And the icing on the cake is this happened while he was sober "6-7 months ago". His toe was "healed" but then he got a bone infection and it was either toe amputation, or he loses the whole damn foot. But...

• Agares

Reactions: x 20 x 7 x 4 x 4

Spoiler: IRL Moments Twitter

Tweet
View attachment 8632336

View attachment 8632357
View attachment 8632379

---

Spoiler

View attachment 8632477

 

[joker jimmy]

I'm trying my hardest (not hard at all actually) to get Blade for S5
Dude is at rock bottom and is peak time for them to snatch him up before chicken gets him for some gay RV or he dies.
He had his toes amputated and basically getting wellness callouts at his mothers aged living home every stream for passing out drunk.

This is a man you want as a freeeloadr for S5.

I don’t want this sad piece of shit on the show. It’s only funny to use homeless people to torture the pet retards, I don’t really want to see Fishtank done on somebody with functionally no mental capacity and a big rotting hole in his leg

 

[Marche]

I don’t want this sad piece of shit on the show. It’s only funny to use homeless people to torture the pet retards, I don’t really want to see Fishtank done on somebody with functionally no mental capacity and a big rotting hole in his leg

Blade is more there in the head than Fatty is.
He is just a piece of shit.

 

[>-Ack!]

the whole reason fatty was in the show to begin with (waaaaayyy back in S1) was to make people uncomfortable, turns out the fish (besides Letty) were pretty chill with him and he only was a nuisance to the audience. you known who is actually good at making people uncomfortable? Burt , he is the perfect replacement of fatty, because the audience likes him and he actually does the job of keeping the fish on the edge

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

As much as I hate Jet and the wiggers, they are fun to laugh at, and something about Fishtank just scratches that itch for me.

How do you all rate the seasons?

For me S3> S2> S1 > S4

S3 was peak for the first two thirds, absolutely captivated right up until Famous House started to fall apart.

S2 was absolutely chaotic and fun the first week, but the season fell off quickly and really highlighted the worst bits about production.

S1 was the season I watched the least, very boring and absolute nontent at times. Definitely suffered the worst from people just sitting on the couch for hours at a time with no interesting personalities.

S4 didnt have any S tier fish like S3, but it definitely had the most well rounded cast. That cast consistently made chicken salad out of chicken shit. Rachel doing her sorting algorithm indefinitely was also very funny to me. However, wigger incompetency was at an all time high and you get the sense they deliberately sabotaged the show to spite the viewer.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

the whole reason fatty was in the show to begin with (waaaaayyy back in S1) was to make people uncomfortable, turns out the fish (besides Letty) were pretty chill with him and he only was a nuisance to the audience. you known who is actually good at making people uncomfortable? Burt , he is the perfect replacement of fatty, because the audience likes him and he actually does the job of keeping the fish on the edge

The problem is casting fans will lead to people that want to be sexually harassed by Burt and the tension of “is this gay schizophrenic going to lock the door and rape me before production gets off the galaxy gas” is lost when someone shouts out they were a part of Burt clan

 

[Agares]

View attachment 8634003

Aryeh finally found the standards for women that his people were promised 3000 years ago.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

As much as I hate Jet and the wiggers, they are fun to laugh at, and something about Fishtank just scratches that itch for me.

How do you all rate the seasons?

For me S3> S2> S1 > S4

S3 was peak for the first two thirds, absolutely captivated right up until Famous House started to fall apart.

S2 was absolutely chaotic and fun the first week, but the season fell off quickly and really highlighted the worst bits about production.

S1 was the season I watched the least, very boring and absolute nontent at times. Definitely suffered the worst from people just sitting on the couch for hours at a time with no interesting personalities.

S4 didnt have any S tier fish like S3, but it definitely had the most well rounded cast. That cast consistently made chicken salad out of chicken shit. Rachel doing her sorting algorithm indefinitely was also very funny to me. However, wigger incompetency was at an all time high and you get the sense they deliberately sabotaged the show to spite the viewer.

The answer is:
2.5 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 4
and it is not up for debate.