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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Basically nobody is asexual. Think about it for a second. Shits fucking retarded. Only people who might be asexual are literal broken brain mega retards. Even plain retards maintain a sex drive.
 
I think it might have been the same "creative differences" that led to the downfall of ConGREGated.
But TTS was getting pretty brutal and someone had found a way to get gamer words past the slur filter, and someone kept TTSing a phone number saying it was Greg's.
Source: Trust me bro and my 25% of brain power diverted for this, but I happened to be checking in to the Gregcube youtube stream Saturday night around 9-10PMish? PST, and saw Frank's supposed yt channel (https://www.youtube.com/@frank_hassle) posting in the yt chat, he was complaining about TTS being accepted and then not played and refunded, instead of just having it declined iirc. Anyways, after those messages in chat I was hearing TTS going through that was stuff like "Greg spent all night in a hotel with Morgan", "Greg cried after conGREGated ended" stuff like that repeated until it hit the character cap for the TTS, seemed very targeted and specific and Greg seemed bothered by it, the TTS' were more or less all about his past shows and shitting on them/him with specific info, certainly seemed like it could have been Frank.
Frank also claimed Greg broke down in tears during segregated because he was terrified Burt was going to rape him
Maybe that's what the TTS was that I heard "Greg cried during seGREGated" something like that lol
 
AB is fat and beat and has always had terrible taste in favourites. Not really shocked this episode doesn't capture what made FH good.
Oh, it's going to get worse. There's a Kick chat screenshot a page or two back where AB tells that the first episode was actually put together by Steinful and the rest was done by AB. So I wouldn't be surprised at all if rest of the episodes completely suck ass.
 
Seth update, the trooning out slowly continues
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SETH! SETH, DON'T DO IT! SETH! NO, SETH, NO DON'T DO IT!!!
 
Speaking of bloodgames, I was recently playing skyrim again and wondering what the logistics would be to run fishtank through skyrim vr, probably localised to an area or town like riften or the general whiterun area.
500 hours in Skyrim vr here. Just saying this would be sick, but there's currently no multiplayer mod for svr. The wiggers would need like 10 really nice pcs, ten vr headsets, and they'd need to make a functional Skyrim vr multiplayer mod. As cool as this would be it'll likely never happen. Hopefully i eat my words. Imagine 10 autistic fish underpowered and fighting alduin on day 42 lol.
Edit. I just realized tes3 Morrowind, the best tes game, is multiplayer in vr. These mfs could play morrowind for 42 days wouldn't even be hard to set up. Monkey King Nerevar vs Dagoth Burt incoming?
 
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The troon pipeline is disgustingly effective, keter-class brain eating shit. Some day I hope we have the technology to launch tranny groomers into the sun.
I remember watching one IP2 streamer, a Jap named Sho. He was already having some kind of mental breakdown because he smoked "fake legal weed" (so, i guess some kinda spice or analog that's legal over there)
He traveled to thailand because he's an incel and thought cooming and doing psychedelics and real weed would fix him - the whole time his chat latched onto this meme of him looking like a ladyboy and started relentlessly gaslighting him into trooning out, wearing dresses, putting makeup on, etc - all while doing shrooms and smoking a bunch of pot. Was one of the most disturbing things I've witnessed online period. He was really going for it.

Ended up sending his dick to some indian blackmail scammer, freaking out, stopping his streams and shacking up with a chinese girl who pulled him back to china, got him off drugs, and convinced him trooning out was some real fag shit and that he should just go back to japan and get a nepo job from his family who owned a temple or something. So, good ending for him lol.
 
Source: Trust me bro and my 25% of brain power diverted for this, but I happened to be checking in to the Gregcube youtube stream Saturday night around 9-10PMish? PST, and saw Frank's supposed yt channel (https://www.youtube.com/@frank_hassle) posting in the yt chat, he was complaining about TTS being accepted and then not played and refunded, instead of just having it declined iirc. Anyways, after those messages in chat I was hearing TTS going through that was stuff like "Greg spent all night in a hotel with Morgan", "Greg cried after conGREGated ended" stuff like that repeated until it hit the character cap for the TTS, seemed very targeted and specific and Greg seemed bothered by it, the TTS' were more or less all about his past shows and shitting on them/him with specific info, certainly seemed like it could have been Frank.

Maybe that's what the TTS was that I heard "Greg cried during seGREGated" something like that lol.
So basically, Greg wept.
 
500 hours in Skyrim vr here. Just saying this would be sick, but there's currently no multiplayer mod for svr. The wiggers would need like 10 really nice pcs, ten vr headsets, and they'd need to make a functional Skyrim vr multiplayer mod. As cool as this would be it'll likely never happen. Hopefully i eat my words. Imagine 10 autistic fish underpowered and fighting alduin on day 42 lol.
Edit. I just realized tes3 Morrowind, the best tes game, is multiplayer in vr. These mfs could play morrowind for 42 days wouldn't even be hard to set up. Monkey King Nerevar vs Dagoth Burt incoming?
They actually did this during bitchtank minus the VR part. Xavier Ravenblood set up a Morrowind multiplayer server in which he and Greg were admins and they opened it up for the audience to join. They each picked teams and had everyone battle it out in Seyda Neen. It was a lot of fun.

 
Problem is, the people who really get Fishtank and understand what makes the show good are also perceptive enough to know never to associate with the wiggers. There will never be a good season edit :(
 
Problem is, the people who really get Fishtank and understand what makes the show good are also perceptive enough to know never to associate with the wiggers. There will never be a good season edit :(
There's no upside to visiting Nepstein Island. You're either going to get doxed by parasocial fans or fucked by wiggers.
You don't even get to work with Sam Hyde anymore.
 
They actually did this during bitchtank minus the VR part. Xavier Ravenblood set up a Morrowind multiplayer server in which he and Greg were admins and they opened it up for the audience to join. They each picked teams and had everyone battle it out in Seyda Neen. It was a lot of fun.

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Bitchtank was pure unmitigated ass for 90% of it's runtime, easily the worst official fishtank project (that isn't streamstars I guess but that doesn't really count in my book.)
But the vibe in this video is nice.
 
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