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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
BingBongDingDong said:
Seeing that AB is the one who 'scripted' the edits that makes sense. The fishtank dailies he did always missed a boatload of shit and were biased as fuck towards the contesants he liked. Fits right in with the wiggers of not really getting what makes the show good lol.
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AB is fat and beat and has always had terrible taste in favourites. Not really shocked this episode doesn't capture what made FH good.
 
Rolex said:
These episodes always skip so much of the build-up to major events and often never let them resolve at all. Too much skipping around. Makes it hard to follow and kills the sense of momentum, something VERY important in Season 3. The awkwardness, the production hiccups and coverups, the confusion, the coping, the stress of dealing with Burt and Alex, all of that is what makes the reveal such a high point in streaming history. With no proper build-up, it could fizzle by the time we get there. The soundtrack is good but I think silence would work better in certain moments.
Also, no video of every single entrance, even as a rapid montage? Also, I wouldn't mind seeing more establishing shots from the live cams. The held camera views are great, but make no sense to a viewer who's never seen the show. A 1.5 second transition from the live feed room to room for a few scenes in the first few episodes would be engaging and easy to incorporate.
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It also sucks ass that they left out all the repeat entrances when Sam “couldn’t get it right,” which was one of my favorite parts of the first day. Each one getting more awkward as the fish tried to give varied takes. Oh well, it was still nice to see the cam footage. The house looks way different from that perspective.
 
Alex has leaked more texts from Burt because he won't stop messaging him, in it Burt reveals that the wiggers want him back for Season 5
I actually had to edit out the phone numbers. Bro this was the last platform I didn’t have you blocked on the only thing I asked if I unblocked you was that no more weird fucking shit and you immediately start with the weird shit immediately. And if you’re telling me this that fish tank has invited you back for season five good for you just like when people come in and tell me you have so many viewers. I say good. I hope he gets 10 million. Dude just go away. Your shock value fruity pr0n weirdo, content, talking about sexual dreams involving children, and shit. Anyone who would want to put their face or collaborate on Camera with you at all is absolutely fucking insane You are forever limited in your content and not the fun type of insane I mean the weird awkward shit I swear to God, I’m not doing another year of arguing with the same fucking people online I’m doing what I want … the content. Or technically am asked to do and I accept. I don’t know who the fuck is sending you shit or trying to get you all riled up or if this is just an act it seems like a lot of people are having crash outs now for clout, but you all call me crash out King or whatever when that’s the least fun part about it all… again I was willing to be a normal human being, but you couldn’t even last five minutes without a freak out from someone and chat or one of your mods, I don’t know and I do not give a fuck. 2026 back to the Block list. Damn dude. Digital rage broken record shit is over. That’s with anybody who has problems with me. If I see them, I see them. If I don’t, then I’ll be making content.
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Sorry to kind of reheat the Vance debate, but while I agree that Luke is what Vance should have been in season 1 and bloodgames I also think that Luke never was "the normal guy". He's very good looking and incredibly likeable, but he's also kind of weird. He didn't even have the straight men role for most of the season. I think he occupies that sweet spot, where he understands the autists/retards but also normal people.
I don't even like Vance that much, but I think it's unfair to hold him to Luke's standard, because most people aren't able to match that. While he wasn't particularly special during S3 famous house, he seemed to have really good rapport with the more "normal" people like Alexis.

Florian said:
Meanwhile Mizzy just flat out lied that she's 10 years younger than she actually is. Had to do a double take there because the first time I was immediately like "wait what did she say there?".
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I could be really off, but didn't most of the cast pretend to be younger? I'm pretty sure at least Alex B and Alexis also said they were way younger than they are. So that might have been a production thing? She was also kind of shy about saying her fake age in the edit.
 
Polychromos said:
Sorry to kind of reheat the Vance debate, but while I agree that Luke is what Vance should have been in season 1 and bloodgames I also think that Luke never was "the normal guy". He's very good looking and incredibly likeable, but he's also kind of weird. He didn't even have the straight men role for most of the season. I think he occupies that sweet spot, where he understands the autists/retards but also normal people.
I don't even like Vance that much, but I think it's unfair to hold him to Luke's standard, because most people aren't able to match that. While he wasn't particularly special during S3 famous house, he seemed to have really good rapport with the more "normal" people like Alexis.
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Luke's a sperg with a chad's mask on. If you listen to him talk about some of his interests, he's a pretty obvious sperg.
 
Bango Bongo in the Congo said:
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I think it might have been the same "creative differences" that led to the downfall of ConGREGated. There were moments when it looked like Greg was cracking under the pressure, especially yesterday. He hyperventilated a few times and I don't know if that was just the alog TTS messages getting to him or him being sick. He'd eaten 6 ghost peppers and had multiple shots of vodka so one can online imagine the level of gut destruction that would cause. But TTS was getting pretty brutal and someone had found a way to get gamer words past the slur filter, and someone kept TTSing a phone number saying it was Greg's. The poor guy wasn't built to handle shit like that. It probably gave him flashbacks to S2's hell house.

Props to him for sticking it out and making it through all 3 days even if he had to leave the Cube a couple times. These screenshots were taken right around the time he bailed, either because TTS was too brutal or he had thermonuclear explosive shits.
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His channel is still streaming from the Cube with Zake, and Jobe also made an appearance earlier today. The Gregcube-verse isn't over yet.
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Capgras Delusion said:
Luke's a sperg with a chad's mask on. If you listen to him talk about some of his interests, he's a pretty obvious sperg.
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Yes, whenever people say he tard wrangled Burt, I agree, but it also showed how off he is. For example, he seems to be really bad at letting go off a subject, when it's obvious that no one is interested in talking about it (feels), but he gets away with it because he's charming.
And while I think he could pull it off, Burt is probably way easier to tard wrangle than Jon. Burt engages and is open to be wrangled, Jon is not.
 
Agares said:
I think it might have been the same "creative differences" that led to the downfall of ConGREGated. There were moments when it looked like Greg was cracking under the pressure, especially yesterday. He hyperventilated a few times and I don't know if that was just the alog TTS messages getting to him or him being sick. He'd eaten 6 ghost peppers and had multiple shots of vodka so one can online imagine the level of gut destruction that would cause. But TTS was getting pretty brutal and someone had found a way to get gamer words past the slur filter, and someone kept TTSing a phone number saying it was Greg's. The poor guy wasn't built to handle shit like that. It probably gave him flashbacks to S2's hell house.

Props to him for sticking it out and making it through all 3 days even if he had to leave the Cube a couple times. These screenshots were taken right around the time he bailed, either because TTS was too brutal or he had thermonuclear explosive shits.
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Poor Greg. He really isn't built for the fishtank-esque/challenge type of content he makes but dammit he tries anyway. He's stuck in a weird place where he doesn't want to go full edgy, MDE adjacent chud but still wants to up the ante from safe, wholesome chungus redditors. Hope he made some good money off Gregcube.
Capgras Delusion said:
Luke's a sperg with a chad's mask on. If you listen to him talk about some of his interests, he's a pretty obvious sperg.
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Yeah it's pretty noticeable throughout S3 but I liked that about him. Probably the only Fish I would ever want to be friends with.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Poor Greg. He really isn't built for the fishtank-esque/challenge type of content he makes but dammit he tries anyway. He's stuck in a weird place where he doesn't want to go full edgy, MDE adjacent chud but still wants to up the ante from safe, wholesome chungus redditors. Hope he made some good money off Gregcube.
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He tries his best and he makes thousands of dollars off of it but it's a rough spot. The rock is being stuck doing fake Mr. Beast shit which already almost ruined his life before FT and the hard place is doing hell house challenges that he can barely endure, but it makes money.

Greg is going to look for a job again if the streamer stuff doesn't make enough money but I think he should just embrace the Fishtank life without going full chud mode.
 
I lurk Burt's discord, and according to Frank, the cube producer is flying Burt out tonight to replace Greg.
ETA: Frank also claimed Greg broke down in tears during segregated because he was terrified Burt was going to rape him :lol:
 
FaggotWithAids said:
I lurk Burt's discord, and according to Frank, the cube producer is flying Burt out tonight to replace Greg.
ETA: Frank also claimed Greg broke down in tears during segregated because he was terrified Burt was going to rape him :lol:
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Hell yeah, burtcube. Why did he think burt would rape him, was burt originally supposed to go into the cube with him?
 
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