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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Pretty sure that's a hamster and not one of the Fish although I haven't been watching.
 
I wonder how many shady discords at this very moment are huddled around a VC discussing FT.


I have been loosely following Bezo/5C trolling videos and my impression is that griefing people for wrongthink is just a good pretext to justify the trolling to the owners and catch their meltdown on tape. A common hook they use in their videos is that they found "racist signs" or "racist structures" (on a server covered with fag flags) and say that is why they are griefing the server.
They just do it to get a rise out of terminally online streamers/server owners, as to accuse an "ally" of being homo/trans/xenophobic or racist is likely worse than accusing them of being a child predator.
I would not take anything he says at face value (e.g. "Furry DJ Boyfriend" and "Waiting Tables"), as he is more than likely just trying to troll the other fish, audience or hosts. I have not heard about the Discord drama at all, hopefully more of it comes to light.
I am looking forwards to seeing how a terminally online Minecraft troll interact with other equally eccentric individuals.
Andd he just got posted on doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/BezoFishtankS5Contestant.

It seems like like he's had some controversies surrounding his 5C shenanigans. Guess what goes around comes around lol.

There's a reddit post linked that talks about some allegations around "Bezopasan", a pattern of coercing/blackmailing 2b2t players using "underage" girls to get their bases, then greifing their bases in YouTube videos for clout.

Don't know much though. I'm familiar with him from 2b2t so I'll try my best to tag along and add what I can.

Edit: I feel the need to put "underage" in quotes. Apparently this was a fact that was hid from the people he targetted. All with a grain of salt, but let's be real, doesn't seem out of his alley.
 
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landon is the clear early favorite in the stonx market.
he's in the 300's while everyone else is in the 100s

LOOK HOW CLEAN MY BOY BEN LOOKS
and also lmao at jets fucking retarded hair
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There's a reddit post linked that talks about some allegations around "Bezopasan", a pattern of coercing/blackmailing 2b2t players using "underage" girls to get their bases, then greifing their bases in YouTube videos for clout.
This seems to be one of the videos in question.
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I got grok to summarize the reddit post since not even I could bare reading that word wall. Pretty interesting if true.

Summary of the big r/2b2t_Uncensored Reddit exposé on Bezopasan (Fifth Column leader):
Bezopasan is accused of being a chronic drama-stirrer who runs the Fifth Column (and works with Emperium) to dox, blackmail, coerce, slander, and manipulate people across 2b2t, YouTube, Discord, Reddit, etc.—all for bases, clout, and ad revenue.

Core method: Elaborate setups using underage girls to frame targets as predators.
  • IHOP incident (2020-2021): Coerced a 15-year-old girl (parents consented, public meetup at a concert + IHOP) to infiltrate Spawn Masons. Then spun the whole thing as "grooming," doxxed the group, spammed harassment videos and Reddit posts calling them pedophiles.
  • Astral Brotherhood hit: Used another girl who lied about her age to catfish an adult member into sending nudes. Blackmailed the group for base coords, made a full YouTube exposé video framing everyone as predators.
Other highlights:
  • Creates and distributes doctored revenge porn of women; talked about running a paid "cheap thrills" Discord to sell it.
  • Doxxes kids as young as 12, threatens swatting, bribes real-life friends for info, coerces chatlogs, and calls victims pedophiles in their own dox to justify it.
  • Allegedly stole the identity of old 2014 player Jacobigrat (bought or coerced the accounts) to pretend he's a veteran.
  • Massive hypocrisy: The group themselves met up IRL with a 16-year-old boy (streamed it on YouTube), spams racial slurs in-game while claiming to fight racism, and gets banned from Minecraft for harassment but appeals so they can keep going.
The post ends by saying Bezopasan is dangerous, avoid him and anyone tied to him, quietly document everything, and he should either apologize/delete his content or just fuck off the internet.
There's also a note about even more serious (legal-level) allegations the OP didn't post for safety reasons.

^^ end of summary
 
if this lady is habitually taking kratom she is going to be in for a seriously bad time, the withdrawals are pretty significant

should be good
 
if this lady is habitually taking kratom she is going to be in for a seriously bad time, the withdrawals are pretty significant

should be good
Calling it now, Kratom Lady will be the biggest lolcow of the season. She also sounds very upset over being judged by people
 
Calling it now, Kratom Lady will be the biggest lolcow of the season. She also sounds very upset over being judged by people
you have to be seriously stupid to go on Fishtank, knowing what the show is, and act surprised when they dont let you continue to engage in your drug addictions.
 
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