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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Landon was given pictures of the girl who sent him that love letter. He says she's beautiful.
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His mood MASSIVELY improved after seeing those pictures.
 
Landon was given pictures of the girl who sent him that love letter. He says she's beautiful.
His mood MASSIVELY improved after seeing those pictures.
Shes been simping pretty hard for him all season
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Edit: Hes already fucking up her name lol calling her "spit monkey". Reminds me of how he still calls Bongo Bingo half the time
 
Shes been simping pretty hard for him all season
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Edit: Hes already fucking up her name lol calling her "spit monkey". Reminds me of how he still calls Bongo Bingo half the time
And she insists it's sincere:
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Landon either hit the jackpot or (most likely) this bitch is going to ruin his life if they hook up post-tank. Either way, good for him.
 
Laura is mogging JD GAY again and the fag is literally running away from her. He needs to lean into it. Make out with her, try to get a sharpie in her ass. Make it not fun for her. I guess that could backfire but it's better than how he's handling it.
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The BPD hoe is in just for the attention. The tiger will be destroyed.
This shit is just cruel. I like Landon as a contestant but I highly doubt that she was watching him over the past 2 weeks and decided "Yes, this is the man of my dreams".
The bitch is just looking for someone to latch onto and Landon is the easiest target.
 
Scrolled her timeline, it's pretty obvious she's a dime a dozen attention seeking whore. Our boy Landon is in for a learning experience, but it shouldn't be much worse than going on fishtank...
 
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