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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Thanks to @Aidan @ratduckowlgymnastics @Charnel Ground for their contributions — sorry if I missed anyone.
wanted to make a post with all the info found on JD, plus some more information i also went back to the archive some links and could not edit my previous post

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JD — Work History​


RocketReach: JD Parker — Robotics Software Engineer – Computer Vision @ ViaBot, Sunnyvale, CA, US. Previously Machine Learning Intern @ Reveal Healthcare (2020–2021).

He works for a robotics company named ViaBot which makes janny robots: viabot.com

JD — Accounts & Handles​


itch.io: devpunk-jd

Old handle found via game jam game Woodcutter: jdparker714

GitHub: github.com/jdparker714 / archive
Mostly used during school. Email in commit history: jdparker.robotics@gmail.com
Carnegie Mellon email: jdparker@andrew.cmu.edu

Ludum Dare 45 — game Tiny Asteroid credited to JD Parker:

Mostly empty jdparker714 accounts:

Snapchat: goldkarp714 / archive

JD's GF — cavernwater (Ashley Gantt)​


Etsy store owner listed as Ashley Gantt — "College student, rockaholic, caver". Sells minerals/crystals (Recreational Geology), on Etsy since 2021.


Chainmail Reddit thread (finger numbness)
r/fishtanklive post about JD (her comment: "unstoppable force")
Reddit post re Stake Steelstats discord mods

There was at least a pic of her in chain mail before with supposedly cracked fingers. Might have been on 4chan because I don't see it in the thread.

rubyatmidnight / felicityc / FelicityCheval1 (Felicity Chevalier)​


GitHub bio: SealStats developer, part of Casino Stats LLC. Profile pic is Nilou from Genshin Impact. Tagged as Air Force Veteran on Reddit. Old username found in git commits: felicityc. Further username from data breach records: FelicityCheval1. 6 data breaches on email.


Dunno if this is confirmed as "her", but the old GitHub username matches all of the above, and the wiki was related to the site on her GitHub. If someone can confirm, let me know — don't want to spread misinfo.


New Findings​


The Discord exports are partial; it's been on the go since 2017, so it would have taken ages to download everything. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. I did search for keywords, though, and screen-capped those. You can download some of the partial Discord logs here https://gofile.io/d/NwNs8d
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A lot of loli posts on the server, too. A GEEZ DOOD Felicity seems to be into some WEIRD SHIT, nothing lewd on the server, they have a couple of channels that are private though so if they are posting tame shit like this, wonder what they are posting behind the private channels

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CH4TT3R said:
Thanks to @Aidan @ratduckowlgymnastics @Charnel Ground for their contributions — sorry if I missed anyone.
wanted to make a post with all the info found on JD, plus some more information i also went back to the archive some links and could not edit my previous post
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Great research and compilation, but you might want to use spoilers because it's a gigantic post.
 
The fish had to draw their enemies (the only enemies were Bashir and Emma)
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"tiger defeating the dragon" - Landon's drawing of Drake
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"tiger slave to the pharaoh" - Drake's drawing of Landon
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"so this is a drawing of Anissa... wait, no, her name's not Anissa... whats your name?" - Blaine's drawing of Laura
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"you have scurvy here, cuz I haven't seen you eating an orange yet" - Laura's drawing of Blaine
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"I got their names wrong... cuz who the fuck cares" - JD's drawing of the twins
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"the two sides of JD... the J side and the D side" - Twins' drawing of JD
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"all of the usual ginger characteristics...." - Midge's drawing of Bashir
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"the most I've struggled with is the emptiness..." - Bashir's drawing of Midge
Bashir has won, he won $1000,
he was pulled to the confessional and was pulled to the confessional and was granted 3 wishes, that could be denied
he asked for
- elimination of Emma, denied because obviously
- no peepeepoopootank, denied - "thats all they care about" - Jet
- his zyns back - granted
 
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crb said:
Easily. It's just the josie weirdos coddling and recording everything they do ("haha they did the chair thing! I'm not disclosing their medical records. I want to marry bingo!") until they win. Either that or tarding Landon to the finish line, but that seems incredibly unlikely. The others have no chance, I think. Ben will continue to gaslight Drake, Emma is nothing and JD is a faggot and likely the next one to walk.
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If the Twins go home with 50k, Landon gets a cutie, and James Drake and Bashir get a few bills for being there, I think that's a pretty happy ending for me.
 
cuttysnark said:
looks like Landon is ripping up paper towels to use as asswipe. Landy gonna clog the toilet. Janny should know better.
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Wiping your ass with paper towels is fucking rough, no pun intended. I hope for his sake he doesn't have to use too many.
 
Rango Dango said:
- no peepeepoopootank, denied - "thats all they care about" - Jet
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He gets so assmad about people wanting content. Nobody is saying they want peepee poopoo play fighting. Some retards do and i get that, but people just want to be entertained. We just want more of a show than a bunch of buddies sitting in a living room waiting for some arbitrary challenge that makes them get off their ass for 5 minutes.
 
The fish have been instructed to split into the Dorms or the Computer room to sleep in now based off of their alliance.

Landon has crumbled to James Drake cool guy pressure and has betrayed the Tard Reich.
TBH it was the only real conclusion to the alliance, male autists like Landon always crave some form of a father figures approval
Bashir and the Twins are currently still holding together at the moment and are taking the Dorm as their room.
Drake and others are saying they should move out since its the better room and they have more people.

Edit: Landon is now trying to tell Bashir hes just playing both sides and he is doing a "RAT" maneuver on the other team. Atleast to me it seems hes siding with Drake and the others but is too pussy to go publicly against Bashir.
 
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gh0stiexo said:
He gets so assmad about people wanting content. Nobody is saying they want peepee poopoo play fighting. Some retards do and i get that, but people just want to be entertained. We just want more of a show than a bunch of buddies sitting in a living room waiting for some arbitrary challenge that makes them get off their ass for 5 minutes.
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I think they're trying to make it like season 1 where the majority of it was shit like you described. But the wiggers don't realize that season worked because Letty was constantly starting shit with people and you had some combination of Jon/Fatty/Frank acting retarded every day.

The majority of people don't want to watch what is essentially nothing but adult summer camp. There has to be some level of "peepeepoopoo" type retarded shenanigans going on.
 
India said:
Laura was such a good addition. She is pure chaos with no crying.
I kneel saar.

Also Emma protecting JD is so pathetic, even for her.
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She is everything beth thought she would be which is funny as fuck.
Dumb whore is on twitter still coping and begging for attention like everyone didnt fucking hate her.
 
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