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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
I once again find it funny how much Jet despises the Farms as we watch. But even with the "Hellhouse vs Friendhouse" debates and fair criticism I feel like everyone here has been far more positive on the season than anywhere else I've seen (other than maybe their dick sucking Telegram)
 
Jackpot said:
I once again find it funny how much Jet despises the Farms as we watch. But even with the "Hellhouse vs Friendhouse" debates and fair criticism I feel like everyone here has been far more positive on the season than anywhere else I've seen (other than maybe their dick sucking Telegram)
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He should see the Reddit if he wants to see doomer posting. People screeching "This show has been dead since season 3". "The last 24 was boring so I'm contacting my credit card company and demanding a charge back for my $10".

The Farms just wants their autist reality show to be good and complete the 4 week run.
 
Jackpot said:
I once again find it funny how much Jet despises the Farms as we watch. But even with the "Hellhouse vs Friendhouse" debates and fair criticism I feel like everyone here has been far more positive on the season than anywhere else I've seen (other than maybe their dick sucking Telegram)
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Is the dooming that bad for this season on other platform? My main source of FT update comes from Kiwifams and Twitter. I do browse /bant sometime but only when off season. What are they dooming about? I'm curious.

I do agree that people here are far more positive about S5. I remember when we're on S3, which we considered the best season, people here complain about the many downtime especially when they were cleaning the house for FH 2.0 and dooming about the scuffed internet when they were doing RV trip to Vegas. S5 isn't over yet though so we still have time to be dooming.
 
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Is the dooming that bad for this season on other platform? My main source of FT update comes from Kiwifams and Twitter. I do browse /bant sometime but only when off season. What are they dooming about? I'm curious.

I do agree that people here are far more positive about S5. I remember when we're on S3, which we considered the best season, people here complain about the many downtime especially when they were cleaning the house for FH 2.0 and dooming about the scuffed internet when they were doing RV trip to Vegas. S5 isn't over yet though so we still have time to be dooming.
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I feel like Twitter is split down the middle. But it's hard to read who is new and who is an old head. The main issue is the Wiggers seem to interface most with Twitter and about half the posts are doomers wanting Frank or saying S2 was the best season and the show died with Sam leaving.
 
While we have a bit of downtime:
If Bloodgames 2 can somehow actually happen, who would we want to see from S4+S5? And what role should they play? Made a post after S3, but that's outdated now. I had Alex B and Burt on the list as heroes but I think it's pretty clear that wouldn't be as good of an idea moving forward.
It's best to have people from multiple seasons, these are just a few concepts for recent fish. Assuming they go forward with the medieval fantasy theme:

Bingo/Bongo - twin (edit: DRAGON) sorceresses. each with their own element. Maybe fire/ice or something. ability to raise dead vamps to fight for them
Drake - silver-tongued rogue. stealth missions, speech checks, etc. He'd go full RP without question
Landon - full tank paladin janitor. main character energy, already laughing at the thought of him screaming "STAND BEHIND ME", mop flail in hand
Bashir - cowboy is too obvious, so let's go with archer. muslim legolas. rides a camel instead of a horse. I think he'd be good because he'd take the game aspect seriously
Direnc - healer or barbarian or something. She's hyper competitive which is a good thing overall. Only S4 contestant worth inviting imo

Side characters: Laura is a bog witch, Bliccy is the captured princess, Binx isn't invited. Cole should be there.

Xavier should be main villain and final boss if Sam won't return. Final fight is Xavier Ascended where he just wears platforms and a shitty muscle suit. Burt is one of his summons, canonically allied after S3's interaction. Jon is the other.
 
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Meh, people here can get just a pissy when the show doesn't cater to what they want. I think this season has been fairly balanced, only people who want all of one thing seem to be upset. I still think season 3 had better highs but well...that came at a cost.
 
Rolex said:
While we have a bit of downtime:
If Bloodgames 2 can somehow actually happen, who would we want to see from S4+S5? And what role should they play? Made a post after S3, but that's outdated now. I had Alex B and Burt on the list as heroes but I think it's pretty clear that wouldn't be as good of an idea moving forward.
It's best to have people from multiple seasons, these are just a few concepts for recent fish. Assuming they go forward with the medieval fantasy theme:

Bingo/Bongo - twin sorceresses. each with their own element. Maybe fire/ice or something. ability to raise dead vamps to fight for them
Drake - silver-tongued rogue. stealth missions, speech checks, etc. He'd go full RP without question
Landon - full tank paladin. main character energy, already laughing at the thought of him screaming "STAND BEHIND ME"
Bashir - cowboy is too obvious, so let's go with archer. muslim legolas. rides a camel instead of a horse. I think he'd be good because he'd take the game aspect seriously
Direnc - healer or barbarian or something. She's hyper competitive which is a good thing overall. Only S4 contestant worth inviting imo

Side characters: Laura is a bog witch, Bliccy is the captured princess, Binx isn't invited. Cole should be there.

Xavier should be main villain and final boss if Sam won't return. Final fight is Xavier Ascended where he just wears platforms and a shitty muscle suit. Burt is one of his summons, canonically allied after S3's interaction. Jon is the other.
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I still think an ancient/classical/mythology theme would go hard.
 
Monkeymanbob said:
This was the last straw. Fuck Bongo, Bingo all the way. Astronomical aura loss between this and the melty
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Ben took her to the closet and I think she didnt know if it was part of the game or not. She took a single sip, then tipped it out. She then went and told Bingo who told her off a little, more with tone, and then said she did the right thing in the end.

The battle is long, and no one is perfect, this is the Bongo redemption arc.

Although Burt being around might push her back to the booze lol
 
Monkeymanbob said:
This was the last straw. Fuck Bongo, Bingo all the way. Astronomical aura loss between this and the melty
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I was extremely disappointed by the melty. She was cursing people saying that they stole the candy which even if they did it's a fucking contest, no shit people will try to win with 50k on the line.
I get being disappointed, and I get that this money would have helped them a lot. But you have to go into this understanding that you will most likely not win and if you do then that's just a bonus thing.
 
Rolex said:
While we have a bit of downtime:
If Bloodgames 2 can somehow actually happen, who would we want to see from S4+S5? And what role should they play? Made a post after S3, but that's outdated now. I had Alex B and Burt on the list as heroes but I think it's pretty clear that wouldn't be as good of an idea moving forward.
It's best to have people from multiple seasons, these are just a few concepts for recent fish. Assuming they go forward with the medieval fantasy theme:

Bingo/Bongo - twin sorceresses. each with their own element. Maybe fire/ice or something. ability to raise dead vamps to fight for them
Drake - silver-tongued rogue. stealth missions, speech checks, etc. He'd go full RP without question
Landon - full tank paladin. main character energy, already laughing at the thought of him screaming "STAND BEHIND ME"
Bashir - cowboy is too obvious, so let's go with archer. muslim legolas. rides a camel instead of a horse. I think he'd be good because he'd take the game aspect seriously
Direnc - healer or barbarian or something. She's hyper competitive which is a good thing overall. Only S4 contestant worth inviting imo

Side characters: Laura is a bog witch, Bliccy is the captured princess, Binx isn't invited. Cole should be there.

Xavier should be main villain and final boss if Sam won't return. Final fight is Xavier Ascended where he just wears platforms and a shitty muscle suit. Burt is one of his summons, canonically allied after S3's interaction. Jon is the other.
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We have all these animal titles like the Monkey, Tiger, Dragon, Phoenix, Lion, etc, so we need a wuxia themed season, starring Alex B naturally
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
I was extremely disappointed by the melty. She was cursing people saying that they stole the candy which even if they did it's a fucking contest, no shit people will try to win with 50k on the line.
I get being disappointed, and I get that this money would have helped them a lot. But you have to go into this understanding that you will most likely not win and if you do then that's just a bonus thing.
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She was super drunk, is a super fan, and had multiple fish tell her they wouldn't touch her candy. Which even if that's a strategic naivety, losing by betrayal would hurt regardless. She also has talked about struggling with depression from having to work two jobs to support both Bingo and her mom.
Was it immature? Sure.
Can I blame a girl having a moment when she viewed the humiliation ritual show with a grand prize of an okay to smaller end salaried job's year of pay (not enough for what you have to subject yourself to IMO) as her one golden ticket out of her soulless wagey cage?
Maybe I'm soft but I can't judge her too harshly for that one.
 
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