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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
I'm sure there is going to be a grand narrative payoff for this goo bit and wont just be put to the side once it doesnt really work out because you cant get retards to do literally anything right.
 
Plasticise said:
Burt has a bathroom and drinks and food in the room.
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Funny how there was just major drama over the bathroom situation (during the fort wars) and now they just give Burt the master gooroom with his own private shower and everything.
 
Marche said:
I'm sure there is going to be a grand narrative payoff for this goo bit and wont just be put to the side once it doesnt really work out because you cant get retards to do literally anything right.
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The narrative is they're going to sell burt's goo for 50-100$ a pop because they know reddit niggers will soy out about it. They're maximizing his cash cow potential.
Edit: that's if his brain that is in hyper faggot mode 24/7 can pull together to actually make the goo in the first place.
 
Onkenataor said:
I really hope Burt stays there as some mythical being for everyone to peak on for a day or two.
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I feel like it will be a similar situation to when they took Burt out into the woods to do Bloodgames. Then he comes back into the house and nobody believes him until they see the trailer they edit with the footage.
 
That van that Ben and Jet bought isn't for streaming. They're setting it up so Burt can cook goo 24/7 out in the New Mexico desert.



#burtingbad
 
Finally caught up on last night, is it gay that the first thing I thought when I saw Bliccy was "I hope @Meiwaku likes her?" I'm very happy some new Fishtank viewers get to experience for the first time.

Anyway, Bliccy rules and I'm glad she's back. Bitchtank is not canon. I don't think I saw her Twitter posted, here it is just in case. This is what she posted right before entering the tank:
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Here's a video that hasn't been posted yet of her mogging Tristan Tate:

Bliccy is awesome, and the ultimate IQ test. If you don't find Bliccy funny you're retarded.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Finally caught up on last night, is it gay that the first thing I thought when I saw Bliccy was "I hope @Meiwaku likes her?" I'm very happy some new Fishtank viewers get to experience for the first time.

Anyway, Bliccy rules and I'm glad she's back. Bitchtank is not canon. I don't think I saw her Twitter posted, here it is just in case. This is what she posted right before entering the tank:
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Here's a video that hasn't been posted yet of her mogging Tristan Tate:
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Bliccy is awesome, and the ultimate IQ test. If you don't find Bliccy funny you're retarded.
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I'm way too online that I get where a lot ot Bliccys characters is taken from actual retards like Aella and early 2000s Paris Hilton types but she pulls it off well. Not sure what she gets out of doing this character type for a living but its funny.

Her talking to the twins was funny as fuck, she just kept getting more weird and twins were perfectly fine going along like it was a normal conversation.
 
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