🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[SneakEnergy]

God damn I was hoping that goblin would be thrown out last night

I wish.

 

[cuttysnark]

Bashir would have had a 500 pound bomb dropped on him day one

 

[christensen]

the smartest way to do the final/final challenges is to split the twins
both james and bashir flip a coin and whoever wins chooses which twin they want
the winning team leader (james/bashir) will get to choose how they want to split the 50k with the twin they partnered with
this fulfills both the drake v bashir ending everyone wants and ensures the twins that most people like win some money either way so they go home happy
also this forces the twins to split and not be as "coddled" and have an independent arc after spending 26 days together

 

[cuttysnark]

Bashir moving kinda unsteady and seems to have a bit of a limp

 

[Penguin Soldier]

He's owning that he pushed the door back, which is fine. Everyone was complaining he wouldn't just own it. I agreed with him doing it. Cope.

it's the classic BS of "oh well they both did wrong so he should apologize! wait...he apologized, so he admitted he was wrong!" I've not seen one faggot demand Drake apologize for throwing punches, threatening to kill Bashir, for causing the whole fight to begin with.

I mean the idea that Bashir thinks Drake is coddled when he was literally brought back from the dead after being fairly ousted from the house is laughable

This take is so tiresome and gay. Bashir wasn't eliminated fair and square, they changed the rules so Emma would have enough to win after telling them the log wouldn't count, but then telling her it did. He didn't ask to come back, they asked him to come back because two people quit back to back in the same night.

Drake breaks down a door to a room he wasn't allowed in, starts a fight, sperges because someone retaliated, throws punches, and threatens to kill Bashir. Alex B was kicked off for significantly less. Even if you wanna cope and say that was just an excuse to get rid of Alex, its still coddling Drake because he's being treated differently.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Bashir moving kinda unsteady and seems to have a bit of a limp
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It's over, send em to the glue factory!

 

[fartbucket]

Certain people should not get free TTS privileges.
...

AB just posted another Pumped Up Kicks TTS, but they're all asleep and no-one reacted.

 

[Lonjil]

School shooting jokes are just bottom of the barrel tbh. Its just super cringe since you are either making fun of the fact kids died (fucked up and lame) or you are making fun of someone's trauma (fucked up and lame).

AB is a fat retard. At least they are blowing their money on nonsense that is just pathetic

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Alex B was kicked off for significantly less

Let's be real: Alex B was kicked because:
1) - he was making the show un-streamable on other platforms, got kicked for repeatedly making "actionable threats" (so, TOS cucking)
2) - he wasn't playing the game, just holing up and spiraling over TTS and not even in the room he was supposed to be doing it in (this is just annoying)

Drake saying "im gonna murder you" once or twice, in a heated moment is way different than Alex B saying "heh, im gonna slit everyone's throat with a razor. this razor I have in my bag, you're not gonna like what I'll do with it tonight. in real life, with this razor I actually have" in hours long looping increments.

my take is Drake and Bash were both being fags and they need to force them to box.

 

[Kong Strong]

my take is Drake and Bash were both being fags and they need to force them to box.

My nigga, we have seen Bashir box, we have seen Drake hit a bag, Drake offered production a 1v4 and they went down, deliberated and refused.
In what universe would that be fair or interesting? Bashir would literally have to be fucking retarded not to just walk the moment they press him into doing it.
Who in their right mind is going to accept the certainty of long lasting brain injuries to appease Jet and give him 5 minutes of content for free?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Who in their right mind is going to accept the certainty of long lasting brain injuries to appease Jet and give him 5 minutes of content for free?

Ask the guys who boxed Sam

 

[Kong Strong]

Ask the guys who boxed Sam

Sam knows he can't actually kill TJ on his own show, Drake is a fellow competitor who will absolutely give Bashir lasting brain injuries.
He pulled Jet aside and said something to the effect of "Hey the gloves are only X weight, so if I box Alex what happens when I give him serious brain damage"

 

[mer569]

We're back to the original loop argument again that somehow the wiggers have somehow managed to "coddle" Drake more even though Bashir was legit brought back after being eliminated.

You can't coddle someone any more than bringing them back onto the show as a real contestant after they've been rightfully eliminated by a challenge.

 

[Kong Strong]

You can't coddle someone any more than bringing them back onto the show as a real contestant after they've been rightfully eliminated by a challenge.

This was balanced out by the fact that Bashir was pushed into shooting Anissa by production, it's also not original sin that taints him as The Coddled until the end of time it is one instance of Bashir being handed something in a sea of him being piled on.
Also reddit spacing from a Drake fan, big surprise lol

 

[mer569]

This was balanced out by the fact that Bashir was pushed into shooting Anissa by production, it's also not original sin that taints him as The Coddled until the end of time it is one instance of Bashir being handed something in a sea of him being piled on.
Also reddit spacing from a Drake fan, big surprise lol

Okay, so what has Drake "been handed" that's more valuable than a second life in an elimination game? Bashirsisters, they gave Drake a Top Gun outfit, it's over for us...

 

[Kong Strong]

Okay, so what has Drake "been handed" that's more valuable than a second life in an elimination game? Bashirsisters, they gave Drake a Top Gun outfit, it's over for us...

Well so far about 25 days on fishtank without being pressed by Fish or production other than Bashir and a basically guaranteed spot in the top 2, so a 50/50 shot at $50k

 

[There She Glows]

We're back to the original loop argument again that somehow the wiggers have somehow managed to "coddle" Drake more even though Bashir was legit brought back after being eliminated.

You can't coddle someone any more than bringing them back onto the show as a real contestant after they've been rightfully eliminated by a challenge.

eliminations are fake and gay and fuckin rigged bro because it's a show stream and they have to do what is best for content. Getting brought back isn't coddling it's winning the dice roll of what was best for content at that particular moment.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

My nigga, we have seen Bashir box, we have seen Drake hit a bag, Drake offered production a 1v4 and they went down, deliberated and refused.
In what universe would that be fair or interesting? Bashir would literally have to be fucking retarded not to just walk the moment they press him into doing it.

man idk, find some way to make it fair? make them have a pillowfight or something. not my job to game out how the wiggers could stage a "fair" conflict in their torture house show.

it needs to happen in some way or we're just gonna get 4 days of nontent with a 3-way finale where the twins win by being Quirk Chungus and then get out and shit talk the show once they figure out Frank doesn't like it anymore and wants to stream with them.

 

[Luty]

Okay, so what has Drake "been handed" that's more valuable than a second life in an elimination game? Bashirsisters, they gave Drake a Top Gun outfit, it's over for us...

It's not an elimination game, it's a gay show. Jet was spot on when he said in a normal reality TV show Bashir being eliminated would have been edited out. Someone was still eliminated (Vicky self elimination), it doesn't matter who it was. If you are watching for the elimination game you are watching wrong, this isn't fair house

 

[foam rolla]

My nigga, we have seen Bashir box, we have seen Drake hit a bag, Drake offered production a 1v4 and they went down, deliberated and refused.
In what universe would that be fair or interesting? Bashir would literally have to be fucking retarded not to just walk the moment they press him into doing it.
Who in their right mind is going to accept the certainty of long lasting brain injuries to appease Jet and give him 5 minutes of content for free?

Agreed.
Yeah just fight this guy who has trained in something that you have never done and be at a complete disadvantaged with potential consequences.