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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Fishtank has a Wikipedia page now. For years jannies refused but with the involvement of a real celebrity, it's now allowed.

Meiwaku said:
Allah strikes down Vimp instantly.
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One more victim of the stairs. During the slow time, if anyone can help me out with this it'd be great. I'm trying to compile every stair falling incident from every season, I'm not even sure I know all of them though. Here's what I remember, but I don't have clips saved:

S1: Fatty, Ben
S2: Josie (need this), Bex falling up the stairs
S3: Frank (need this, surprisingly)
S4: Daniel TWICE (only have the one from the top half of the stairs, need the one where he falls down the bottom half)
S5: Alex (need this), Landon, Vimp (I am not counting James Drake as that was a deliberate pratfall)

Are there any others? Here's my collection:





 
>Go to bed after the Goo siege.
>Wake up feeling rejuvenated
>Open my Farmer conversation app
>28 pages since last seen.

I HATE BEING EMPLOYED
I HATE BEING EMPLOYED

HELP ME HELP ME HELP I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN.

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Mr.Bucket said:
I'm willing to bet they're going to sell those tubs of goo for like $50 each.


Why else would they have them labeled in individual containers like that.
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It seems like the overall theme for this season was "jobs" and the fish were going to do tasks like livestreaming or manufacturing goo in order to feed themselves throughout the season, sort of a generalized "work from home" game economy. But every time they tried to something it turned out to be a broken game mechanic, or sabotaged by the fish/freeloaders for no particular reason. Laura was a big cause of this. She's been doing a lot of subtle chaos making, other than the overtly annoying stuff.

I think the idea of watching them peacefully livestream games or manufacturing slime you can buy (real missed opportunity not labeling it Burt's Goo) would have been compelling in a different show.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Fishtank has a Wikipedia page now. For years jannies refused but with the involvement of a real celebrity, it's now allowed.


One more victim of the stairs. During the slow time, if anyone can help me out with this it'd be great. I'm trying to compile every stair falling incident from every season, I'm not even sure I know all of them though. Here's what I remember, but I don't have clips saved:

S1: Fatty, Ben
S2: Josie (need this), Bex falling up the stairs
S3: Frank (need this, surprisingly)
S4: Daniel TWICE (only have the one from the top half of the stairs, need the one where he falls down the bottom half)
S5: Alex (need this), Landon, Vimp (I am not counting James Drake as that was a deliberate pratfall)

Are there any others? Here's my collection:
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I think Direnc also fell down the stairs in s4 but I could be wrong
 
Jackpot said:
>Go to bed after the Goo siege.
>Wake up feeling rejuvenated
>Open my Farmer conversation app
>28 pages since last seen.

I HATE BEING EMPLOYED
I HATE BEING EMPLOYED

HELP ME HELP ME HELP I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN.

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Fwiw at least half of those posts are yet more Bashir arguments you can freely skip.
 
Certain people should not get free TTS privileges.
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For context this is AB, known Cole seether, former Kiwi Farms Fishtank thread regular (someone here remembers her username I'm sure), ruiner of the S3 edit, and annoying fat bitch who hates all FT girls more attractive than her (which is like all of them).

Funnily enough, after she sent all those TTSes above, this went through just a few minutes later and she hasn't sent a single message since.
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Meiwaku said:
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Drake is such a little bitch. He hits the door after Bashir shuts it and gets mad.
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I've just caught up, how the fuck is anyone blaming Bashir for this one?
He has the door thrown at him when he is just trying to close it, throws it back, it ends up hitting Drake's head.
No matter how you look at it Drake is the instigator here by a gigantic margin. You can't throw the fucking door at someone and then cry about it when they push it away.
Is it just the muslim hate blinding people to the facts of this situation or what's going on here?
 
S.C.U.D. said:
S4: Daniel TWICE (only have the one from the top half of the stairs, need the one where he falls down the bottom half)
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Here's the clip of Daniel falling down the bottom half:

Edit: Freddy and Direnc also had small falls during that season:

 
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