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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
That's what you get for being a traitor Landon. You had a good ally with Tard Reich and you had to fuck it all up by being a spineless faggot. Your ally Drake just say "let him cook" and let you embarrass yourself. Bashir W for still trying to stop him.
 
Landon can still salvage this lay if he just plays the retarded Fisher Price DJ toy with her for 1 minute.
Never thought I'd be this invested in seeing an autistic retard get some pussy before, besides checking myself at parties in high school.
Viva la Tank.
 
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lol
 
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Before I go to bed I am once again saying that we were robbed of true kino. The people who go on and on about story were gifted something amazing and cinematic. You could have actually put together a pro wrestling style promo package hyping up this feud and they fucked it all up The wiggers will never get that warehouse because they're donkey brained who can't stop shooting themselves in the foot. They could have actually cut together a genuinely entertaining season of reality show tv just off the Bashir/Drake story but now the finale is going to be making goo sculptures or some gay shit instead of two guys beating the shit out of each other.
 
Unrelated, I really like Ben and Jet as de facto hosts this season. You can't gaslight this cast, so having them be candid and work subplots and act as weird guidance counselors for the fish has been a huge boon. I can't imagine Sam/Bam trying to salvage Emma as successfully as the wiggers did (she still sucked but Midge/Minx was a big revival from her usual napping).
 
Halloween23 said:
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Before I go to bed I am once again saying that we were robbed of true kino. The people who go on and on about story were gifted something amazing and cinematic. You could have actually put together a pro wrestling style promo package hyping up this feud and they fucked it all up The wiggers will never get that warehouse because they're donkey brained who can't stop shooting themselves in the foot. They could have actually cut together a genuinely entertaining season of reality show tv just off the Bashir/Drake story but now the finale is going to be making goo sculptures or some gay shit instead of two guys beating the shit out of each other.
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theyre literally going to 1v1 in the semi finals (aka right now) because the twins are immune idk why you keep sperging about this
anything you want to happen can happen right now
 
It matters how you rape the tiger, per se. TTS


People are just retarded
 
Having a shot with a girl but ruining it by doing too much is a lesson most men learn as young boys, but today is the day Landon learns it
 
Moth Enjoyer said:
Genuinely though what is Landon supposed to do in this situation? if he doesn't kiss her he's a loser and if he kisses her now its because it was coerced by TTS and his first kiss goes to some e girl on fish tank.
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Rapetank
 
"Don't fall for gay black peer pressure on Fishtank" - Vimp, words of wisdom

There's an important lesson to be learned in this Landon/Vimp arc: persistence doesn't always pay off, and you gotta know when to walk away.
 
David Spadem said:
I sent this one :story:
Knew it'd get him (Landon)

TTS was telling Landon that Ghost(Politics) community really brought their best with him, called him a faggot and said Ghost stood for Gay Homos Only Streaming Trash. Which Burt took the bait and Landon is pissed.
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I think he's seriously crashing out due to people TTS'ing him Ghost community hate him and people mogging on Ghost community (Others said they changed his name from Blackberry to Pink Panther in the community and he's gotten visibly upset by that). On top of being a faggot unable to kiss a girl.
His worst fear is what others think of him.
 
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